funkajunk
@funkajunk@lemmy.world
- Comment on The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs. 43 minutes ago:
Why do I feel some kinda way about that sexy ass bird?
- Comment on it would be a better look 2 days ago:
Bold of you to assume that I’m not.
- Comment on Little Pea Shooters 4 days ago:
Spacecraft can use the gravitional energy from Jupiter to perform a “slingshot” maneuver, gaining significant momentum and reaching the outer solar system with less fuel.
- Comment on do what you love 1 week ago:
asl?
- Comment on Broccoli Blooms 3 weeks ago:
It’s because of your monocle and top hat.
- Comment on Broccoli Blooms 3 weeks ago:
That’s not why you’re bougie
- Comment on Broccoli Blooms 3 weeks ago:
It’s basically like a milder/sweeter turnip.
- Comment on Broccoli Blooms 3 weeks ago:
Broccoli comes from wild mustard, which flowers in order to reproduce.
In fact, many vegetables come from just that single plant - we’ve cultivated it in so many ways for so many years, we’ve got some very distinct varieties:
- Comment on Broccoli Blooms 3 weeks ago:
We call them “florets”, which means “small flower”
- Comment on Weird collaboration but ok 3 weeks ago:
KFC sells Pepsi products
- Comment on Have you encountered this? 3 weeks ago:
The server has to manually enter it.
Here’s their bullshit workflow:
- Print the check
- Customer reviews it
- Credit card is given to the server
- Card is swiped/authorized at the POS
- Server returns with the receipts
- Customer then writes in the tip amount and signs on the merchant copy
- Server takes the signed receipt and enters the tip amount back at the POS
For whatever reason, the USA keeps using their signature, when the technology for pay at the table has been around for decades.
Meanwhile, chip & PIN has been standard everywhere in Canada for the last decade, with some businesses using it for almost another decade prior to that. Mexico wasn’t far behind either, so it’s absolutely possible to adopt better methods.
- Comment on HELP HIM. 3 weeks ago:
Does this hurt the rat?
- Comment on Cooking pizza 3 weeks ago:
I don’t know what I expected
- Comment on Hate to see all the suffering 5 weeks ago:
This is using the newgen definition of aura.
Aura is the sum of many things, but it’s mostly a combination of looks and attitude; meaning if you are “sexy” and “cool”, you have lots of “aura”.
Basically the image is saying they see a girl who’s a 10 dating a guy who’s a 5.
Source: I’m absolutely geeked off the yart gng
- Comment on What a fantastic deal 5 weeks ago:
Oh no, I hope I don’t sit down and “accidentally” pop that doorknob in my asshole.
☺️
- Comment on captchas like these that don't tell you which part of the text you're supposed to input 1 month ago:
FЦᄃK ƬΉΣ BᄂIПD
- Comment on Napster - I miss it. All free and it worked great 1 month ago:
Yup, came here expecting to see nicotine+ being the top recommendation
- Comment on Oatmeal 1 month ago:
MUNT
- Comment on To do battle 2 months ago:
If you’ve got a problem with Canada Gooses, then you’ve got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.
- Comment on Look out its the D*tch 2 months ago:
Is that what that is? 😱
- Comment on Christ the Redeemer vs. Christ the Knock Off Brand 2 months ago:
No, but he should be with jugs like those.
- Comment on Look out its the D*tch 2 months ago:
Awwww, it doesn’t know what “average” is
- Comment on Work Itt 2 months ago:
HODOR
FESTER
- Comment on Lunar pits 2 months ago:
hello.jpg - Comment on Always there 2 months ago:
Can’t wait for “War X”, bet its gonna be lit
- Comment on Celebrate my cake day 2 months ago:
Pie > Cake
Fight me.
- Comment on Press F to pay respects 2 months ago:
I moved to lemmy.world
No real reason tbh
