funkajunk

@funkajunk@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at least no more trolley problems⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro’s got a hog fr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Just because they can’t find exploits in a simulation sophisticated enough to run a seemingly infinite universe doesn’t mean there’s no simulation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Even if we were in a simulation, we only exist inside of it and knowledge of whether or not we are “real” doesn’t actually change our interaction with the time and space inside our universe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  yell the N word repeatedly

  They also say it under their breath a lot

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Know your place⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s fair.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sinful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I posted last night, the good futa shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨sinful⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only real ones searched rule 34 xenomorph after seeing this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s spelled “bestiality”, because it’s the best

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The planet still belongs to the dinosaurs.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do I feel some kinda way about that sexy ass bird?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it would be a better look⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bold of you to assume that I’m not.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little Pea Shooters⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Spacecraft can use the gravitional energy from Jupiter to perform a “slingshot” maneuver, gaining significant momentum and reaching the outer solar system with less fuel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨do what you love⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  asl?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Broccoli Blooms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s because of your monocle and top hat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Broccoli Blooms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s not why you’re bougie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Broccoli Blooms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s basically like a milder/sweeter turnip.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Broccoli Blooms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Broccoli comes from wild mustard, which flowers in order to reproduce.

  In fact, many vegetables come from just that single plant - we’ve cultivated it in so many ways for so many years, we’ve got some very distinct varieties:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Broccoli Blooms⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We call them “florets”, which means “small flower”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Weird collaboration but ok⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  KFC sells Pepsi products

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you encountered this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The server has to manually enter it.

  Here’s their bullshit workflow:

  • Print the check
  • Customer reviews it
  • Credit card is given to the server
  • Card is swiped/authorized at the POS
  • Server returns with the receipts
  • Customer then writes in the tip amount and signs on the merchant copy
  • Server takes the signed receipt and enters the tip amount back at the POS

  For whatever reason, the USA keeps using their signature, when the technology for pay at the table has been around for decades.

  Meanwhile, chip & PIN has been standard everywhere in Canada for the last decade, with some businesses using it for almost another decade prior to that. Mexico wasn’t far behind either, so it’s absolutely possible to adopt better methods.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HELP HIM.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Does this hurt the rat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cooking pizza⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know what I expected

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hate to see all the suffering ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is using the newgen definition of aura.

  Aura is the sum of many things, but it’s mostly a combination of looks and attitude; meaning if you are “sexy” and “cool”, you have lots of “aura”.

  Basically the image is saying they see a girl who’s a 10 dating a guy who’s a 5.

  Source: I’m absolutely geeked off the yart gng

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a fantastic deal⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh no, I hope I don’t sit down and “accidentally” pop that doorknob in my asshole.

  ☺️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨captchas like these that don't tell you which part of the text you're supposed to input⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  FЦᄃK ƬΉΣ BᄂIПD

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Napster - I miss it. All free and it worked great⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup, came here expecting to see nicotine+ being the top recommendation

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oatmeal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  MUNT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To do battle⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’ve got a problem with Canada Gooses, then you’ve got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Look out its the D*tch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that what that is? 😱

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Christ the Redeemer vs. Christ the Knock Off Brand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No, but he should be with jugs like those.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Look out its the D*tch⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Awwww, it doesn’t know what “average” is