funkajunk

@funkajunk@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only a few years left⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The joke is about prostate exams.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only a few years left⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Your first clue should have been when he had both hands on your shoulders.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Only a few years left⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Doctors don’t do that anymore because it’s not a reliable test; they just do blood work now.

  If your doctor still does this, it’s probably for nefarious reasons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Screw your zodiac sign, tell me..⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  9 gang rise up

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just seen the latest American Opinion polls.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It ain’t zesty with your bestie

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My collection is growing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Doesn’t stop me from calling every set of motor-driven stairs an “Escalator”.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My collection is growing⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean Allen key!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pow--⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you?

  None of those character designs had any racist imagery, to suggest that it’s something to do with “white power” is seriously reaching because you want to be offended by something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pow--⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There was also a Black Power Ranger.

  What’s your point?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pronouns history⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mine now⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Then why did she get angry when I said we could use mayo as lube?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Louvre security vs CVS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe stop stealing then, you degenerate.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"I used to be with it"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a cream for that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Louvre security vs CVS⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Might be a liability thing?

  Much harder to get alcohol poisoning from wine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I-is that LeBron James??⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The blue eyes and washboard abs are accurate tho.

  My guy was absolutely plowing his way through the promised land.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I-is that LeBron James??⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ethnically accurate Jesus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My good man, where may one view said “squirt off”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the TB lion⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Blood

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jesus hates American "Christians"⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ain’t no love like Christian hate!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Red balloon⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Clussy go crazy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨HONK⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That duck is high as shit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨censored voting⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Dummy thicc

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you say you don't like linux on Lemmy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not wrong tho

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Learn this one weird trick!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m OOTL Please fill me in?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frogsong⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Hello, I’m Mr. And Frog and I approve this message. No I don’t, I hate you. Fuck you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same for me⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Real

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨at least no more trolley problems⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bro’s got a hog fr

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just because they can’t find exploits in a simulation sophisticated enough to run a seemingly infinite universe doesn’t mean there’s no simulation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨IF YOU TAKE ENOUGH YOU CAN SEE *THE PATTERN* BRO⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Even if we were in a simulation, we only exist inside of it and knowledge of whether or not we are “real” doesn’t actually change our interaction with the time and space inside our universe.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  yell the N word repeatedly

  They also say it under their breath a lot