The fuck is a poop knife?
(The last question I’ll ask the internet for a month I’m sure!).
Submitted 4 weeks ago by HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
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The fuck is a poop knife?
(The last question I’ll ask the internet for a month I’m sure!).
It’s an old Reddit story. Some sort of “what quirk does your family have, that you didn’t realize was weird” /r/AskReddit thread. Dude’s entire family took shits so massive and solid that they had a butter knife that was designated as the poop knife. If they took a shit too big to fit down the drain, they would use the poop knife to dice it up before flushing. Apparently this was a fairly common occurrence, to the point that they just had it hanging on the bathroom wall for anyone to use.
And then he went to a house party, and had to take a shit. So he walked out and casually asked the host where their poop knife was. Cue a literal record scratch moment, where the music was paused and the entire party turned to go “where is the what?” It was in that moment that the dude realized that normal people don’t have poop knives.
What the hell does one eat to constantly have large shit? That’s so weird.
People used to cover their swords or knives in poop/shit so that non leathal scrapes or cuts would be sure to get infected at a time before medicine/antibiotics.
Wait, really?
That reminds me, gotta sharpen mine
Eat more fiber!
Ignore the prune lobby, folks
What movie is this from? Gymkata? Or the one where he can see through the eyes of beasts?
I was told that HBO used to stand for Hey, Beastmasters On
Thanks! I really loved it!
pandora@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
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NochMehrG@feddit.org 4 weeks ago
If you don’t know, don’t research!
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Idk that one isn’t that bad tbh.
pandora@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
thanks, I won’t 👌
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
It’s an old reddit reference. Guy’s family kept a knife in the bathroom because they poop too big. He didn’t realize that wasn’t normal. Or something like that.
pandora@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
How can you not realize, that this isn’t normal? Do they never shit outside of their own home? Do they always carry a travel-poop-knive with them? wtf …
HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
The.Poop.Knife.
pandora@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 weeks ago
Image Okay …
ignotum@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Poop knife
CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
bg3.wiki/wiki/Poo-Scraper
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raspirate@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Funny enough, this is the exact reaction of the person from the poop knife story.