The weight of responsibility, the knowledge of coming glory

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• pandora@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • NochMehrG@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you don’t know, don’t research!

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    • cannedtuna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Idk that one isn’t that bad tbh.

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    • pandora@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      thanks, I won’t 👌

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s an old reddit reference. Guy’s family kept a knife in the bathroom because they poop too big. He didn’t realize that wasn’t normal. Or something like that.

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    • pandora@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      How can you not realize, that this isn’t normal? Do they never shit outside of their own home? Do they always carry a travel-poop-knive with them? wtf …

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The.Poop.Knife.

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    • pandora@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image Okay …

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Poop knife

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  • CapuccinoCoretto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    bg3.wiki/wiki/Poo-Scraper

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  • raspirate@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Funny enough, this is the exact reaction of the person from the poop knife story.

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• anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The fuck is a poop knife?

  (The last question I’ll ask the internet for a month I’m sure!).

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  • mic_check_one_two@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s an old Reddit story. Some sort of “what quirk does your family have, that you didn’t realize was weird” /r/AskReddit thread. Dude’s entire family took shits so massive and solid that they had a butter knife that was designated as the poop knife. If they took a shit too big to fit down the drain, they would use the poop knife to dice it up before flushing. Apparently this was a fairly common occurrence, to the point that they just had it hanging on the bathroom wall for anyone to use.

    And then he went to a house party, and had to take a shit. So he walked out and casually asked the host where their poop knife was. Cue a literal record scratch moment, where the music was paused and the entire party turned to go “where is the what?” It was in that moment that the dude realized that normal people don’t have poop knives.

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    • anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What the hell does one eat to constantly have large shit? That’s so weird.

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  • Cerothen@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    People used to cover their swords or knives in poop/shit so that non leathal scrapes or cuts would be sure to get infected at a time before medicine/antibiotics.

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wait, really?

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• funkajunk@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That reminds me, gotta sharpen mine

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Eat more fiber!

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ignore the prune lobby, folks

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• Primor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What movie is this from? Gymkata? Or the one where he can see through the eyes of beasts?

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  • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The Beastmaster [1982]

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    • Simulation6@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I was told that HBO used to stand for Hey, Beastmasters On

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    • Primor@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Thanks! I really loved it!

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