Looking forward to bikini season

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• Iunnrais@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Is there something about farting in a bikini that’s different from farting in any other clothing?

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If it’s the butt floss kind it mignt tickle your butthole.

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• _haha_oh_wow_@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Rip and tear until it is done.”

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• synapse1278@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Make that G string ring ! 🎸

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  • AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    🫪

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “The tearing and the ripping”

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    So that’s what happened to Rip Torn

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Professor Frink: “…and the screaming and the dying…”

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    • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “Oh my… to shreds, you say…”

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  have some self respect and wear a diaper smh my head

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• redsand@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  1000004863

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You don’t discretely pull it to one side first 😥 ?

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  • funkajunk@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Nah, the string cuts the fart in half and silences it

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    • toynbee@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Like a pop filter!

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    • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Doubt a vibrating string will make no sound.

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• FiniteBanjo@feddit.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Careful not to leave any streaks.

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  • unitedwithme@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    runs into water

    “I’m all better now, thanks!”

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  • sidelove@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Have you ever seen that video where an otter muck-sprays the water and all the fishes go crazy eating it?

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