Banana

@Banana@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tender moments⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Great ending:

  I was tired of my lady
  We’d been together too long
  Like a worn out recording
  Of a favorite song

  So while she lay there sleepin’
  I read the paper in bed
  And in the personal columns
  There was this letter I read

  If you like piña coladas
  And gettin’ caught in the rain
  If you’re not into yoga
  If you have half a brain
  If you like makin’ love at midnight
  In the dunes on the cape
  Then I’m the love that you’ve looked for
  Write to me and escape

  I didn’t think about my lady
  I know that sounds kinda mean
  But me and my old lady
  Had fallen into the same old dull routine

  So I wrote to the paper
  Took out a personal ad
  And though I’m nobody’s poet
  I thought it wasn’t half bad

  Yes, I like piña coladas
  And gettin’ caught in the rain
  I’m not much into health food
  I am into champagne
  I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon
  And cut through all this red tape
  At a bar called O’Malley’s
  Where we’ll plan our escape

  So I waited with high hopes
  And she walked in the place
  I knew her smile in an instant
  I knew the curve of her face

  It was my own lovely lady
  And she said, “Oh, it’s you”
  Then we laughed for a moment
  And I said, “I never knew”

  “That you like piña coladas
  And gettin’ caught in the rain
  And the feel of the ocean
  And the taste of champagne
  If you like making love at midnight
  In the dunes on the cape
  You’re the lady I’ve looked for
  Come with me and escape”

  If you like piña coladas
  And gettin’ caught in the rain
  If you’re not into yoga
  If you have half a brain
  If you like making love at midnight
  In the dunes on the cape
  I’m the love that you’ve looked for
  Write to me and escape

  Yes, I like piña coladas
  And gettin’ caught in the rain
  I’m not much into health food
  I am into champagne
  I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon
  And cut through all this red tape
  At a bar called O’Malley’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon missed /pol/⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like it’d have to be a lot like Vietnam, with vets communicating 1 on 1 with soldiers, convincing them not to side with the government (trump has marginalized vets, after all). A military coup would be the best case scenario here. You convert his military, you remove his power.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rev up those 3D printers!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Spring’s got me SPRUNG

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rev up those 3D printers!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not wrong 👀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rev up those 3D printers!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Something must be in the water because everyone is fuckin horny this week

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Surely the moderators, admins, investors and bots would never interfere in any way⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Neither does lemmy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Surely the moderators, admins, investors and bots would never interfere in any way⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The feminist movement in the 50s/60s started with Tupperware parties because women could finally talk to one another outside their homes.

  Nothing is too small of a beginning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4chan Is Dead. Its Toxic Legacy Is Everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I once saw a guy steal a skull from the catacombs and proceed to fuck it on 4chan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radiation from 5G networks, vaccines, reversal of the Earth’s magnetic field, consumption of Doritos, and even chemtrails.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude I think you got the wrong sub, this is shitposts, not shit posts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe it's just a human thing.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I completely agree, while rape is technically what happens in those situations, the word seems to hold more weight than the action (in those specific situations where it’s more a result of clumsy socialization and lack of communication).

  Like, by the technical definition, I’ve been raped, but since there was no power dynamic and since there was no malicious intent, I do not call it that because it doesn’t feel accurate. I am not traumatized.

  I’d say the best way to move forward is to socialize children with the understanding of what consent is, and raising them with the autonomy we expect for ourselves. Basically if we want children to grow up with empathy and respecting the autonomy of others, we need to treat them with empathy and respect their autonomy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe it's just a human thing.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I have to say personally I surround myself with wonderful and kind men so it makes sense that I’ve never met someone in real life who so adamantly hates all of them.

  I understand being wary of men for statistical reasons, for example I won’t get into a situation where I’m in a room alone with a man I don’t know well, but that’s not to say I assume every man I meet is a rapist.

  Hell, hot take incoming (this one is controversial): we can even acknowledge that a lot of men have raped people without knowing it for many years because of the way they were socialized with media that encouraged pestering for sexual attention. A lot of men I know are guilty of this but I think it’s important that that can be redeemable if they recognize that it happened and have since changed their behaviour. This seems to be an extremely common experience and I wouldn’t go as far as to call them rapists because that was not their intention and they are usually horrified when they realize it.

  Sorry for the tangent, I do feel like this isn’t talked about enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe it's just a human thing.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can’t say I’ve ever come across one of those

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe it's just a human thing.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahahahahahaa FARTs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe it's just a human thing.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  TERFs maybe?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petty pedantry⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  😏

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petty pedantry⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Omg pink is such a pretty colour I’d lovvvvvve that

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petty pedantry⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  😌

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Petty pedantry⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When you can smell his colon on your pillow 🥰

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is worried about men⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They’d rather complain about being single and resent women than become vulnerable enough to make a real human connection.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is lacking something metaphysical⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Very sad when someone innocent gets caught in the range of a false hydra’s song

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They come runnin' just as fast as they can, 'cause every girl crazy 'bout a shart dressed man⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WHAT IS HAPPPENING

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Cuz every girl's crazy 'bout a LARP-tressed man!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WTF IS HAPPENING TO ME How are these posted in all different communities by different people

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨^_^ I just think skibidibi sounds neat :3⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  =]

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  5 all the way

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3's grip looks the most comfy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  1-3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You'll be missed...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a nice grill

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why am I like this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And you get an even bigger battery to throw into the ocean, making double the fun!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Win win⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Signal jammers?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Win win⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder what fire does to the SD card on which the camera footage is stored?

  (Its only uploaded to tesla servers when the car is connected to the internet)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do the Republicans feel about Project 2025 now?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Shout out to Turbohaüs in Montreal