Banana

@Banana@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy No-more-USA Day⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The monopoly on violence for the most part comes from the military, so the choice they have is a military coup. Problem is he’s stacked the military with loyalists

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mullvad's ads are good⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They should hire you!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want all shades all the time, put them in my brain chip⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who cares it’s a shitpost

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want all shades all the time, put them in my brain chip⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is just the movie They Live

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm gonna mute this one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mice are just new chefs, Alfredo

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's where you put the shit posts⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We use zoom sometimes but not teams

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's where you put the shit posts⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We have teams on our work computers but I un-installed it becaude luckily we never use it because my office is only like 60 people

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤯🤯🤯⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Couldn’t have done it without you 🥹

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤯🤯🤯⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hell ya I hope your trip was rad and u ate a good meal after

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤯🤯🤯⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Luv u buddy ❤️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤯🤯🤯⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤯🤯🤯⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey stop tryin ta steal my clout

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reads between the lines⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, I do it because I’m living in the hamster wheel of capitalism and I’m very tired

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sound advice!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let my Duolingo streak expire cos I don't want to give them any more AI training for free and this popped up 🙄⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Anyone know how to afford moving costs?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Coincidence?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  A chill lil casual link

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We'll have plenty of camps to have them sent to by then.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The real shitpost was the friends we made along the way 😌

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New grill has been chosen!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Ahahahahahahaha I saw that one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pope Joan⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  OCCIDENTAL HAPLOGROUP B4 IS DONE GIVING ORDERS AROUND HERE. THE INFLUENCE OF THE “HAM SANDWICH RACE” IS WANING."

  OFFSHOOTS OF THE SEMENESE PEOPLE INVENTED DISCO WHILE HAVING SEX UNDER THE INFLUENCE OF COCAINE. IT IS A SHAME UPON MY RACE - BUT WHAT IS DONE IS DONE

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New grill has been chosen!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice grill

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tender moments⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Great ending:

  I was tired of my lady
  We’d been together too long
  Like a worn out recording
  Of a favorite song

  So while she lay there sleepin’
  I read the paper in bed
  And in the personal columns
  There was this letter I read

  If you like piña coladas
  And gettin’ caught in the rain
  If you’re not into yoga
  If you have half a brain
  If you like makin’ love at midnight
  In the dunes on the cape
  Then I’m the love that you’ve looked for
  Write to me and escape

  I didn’t think about my lady
  I know that sounds kinda mean
  But me and my old lady
  Had fallen into the same old dull routine

  So I wrote to the paper
  Took out a personal ad
  And though I’m nobody’s poet
  I thought it wasn’t half bad

  Yes, I like piña coladas
  And gettin’ caught in the rain
  I’m not much into health food
  I am into champagne
  I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon
  And cut through all this red tape
  At a bar called O’Malley’s
  Where we’ll plan our escape

  So I waited with high hopes
  And she walked in the place
  I knew her smile in an instant
  I knew the curve of her face

  It was my own lovely lady
  And she said, “Oh, it’s you”
  Then we laughed for a moment
  And I said, “I never knew”

  “That you like piña coladas
  And gettin’ caught in the rain
  And the feel of the ocean
  And the taste of champagne
  If you like making love at midnight
  In the dunes on the cape
  You’re the lady I’ve looked for
  Come with me and escape”

  If you like piña coladas
  And gettin’ caught in the rain
  If you’re not into yoga
  If you have half a brain
  If you like making love at midnight
  In the dunes on the cape
  I’m the love that you’ve looked for
  Write to me and escape

  Yes, I like piña coladas
  And gettin’ caught in the rain
  I’m not much into health food
  I am into champagne
  I’ve got to meet you by tomorrow noon
  And cut through all this red tape
  At a bar called O’Malley’s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon missed /pol/⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel like it’d have to be a lot like Vietnam, with vets communicating 1 on 1 with soldiers, convincing them not to side with the government (trump has marginalized vets, after all). A military coup would be the best case scenario here. You convert his military, you remove his power.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rev up those 3D printers!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Spring’s got me SPRUNG

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rev up those 3D printers!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not wrong 👀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rev up those 3D printers!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Something must be in the water because everyone is fuckin horny this week

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Surely the moderators, admins, investors and bots would never interfere in any way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Neither does lemmy?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Surely the moderators, admins, investors and bots would never interfere in any way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The feminist movement in the 50s/60s started with Tupperware parties because women could finally talk to one another outside their homes.

  Nothing is too small of a beginning.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨4chan Is Dead. Its Toxic Legacy Is Everywhere⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I once saw a guy steal a skull from the catacombs and proceed to fuck it on 4chan.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radiation from 5G networks, vaccines, reversal of the Earth’s magnetic field, consumption of Doritos, and even chemtrails.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude I think you got the wrong sub, this is shitposts, not shit posts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Maybe it's just a human thing.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I completely agree, while rape is technically what happens in those situations, the word seems to hold more weight than the action (in those specific situations where it’s more a result of clumsy socialization and lack of communication).

  Like, by the technical definition, I’ve been raped, but since there was no power dynamic and since there was no malicious intent, I do not call it that because it doesn’t feel accurate. I am not traumatized.

  I’d say the best way to move forward is to socialize children with the understanding of what consent is, and raising them with the autonomy we expect for ourselves. Basically if we want children to grow up with empathy and respecting the autonomy of others, we need to treat them with empathy and respect their autonomy.