This is why I only drink energy drinks

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s the same stuff that destroyed the Titanic!

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• Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This dihydrogen-monoxide stuff is 100% deadly, it doesn’t just make you pee.

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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This data is based on studies where it was given to rats in insanely large quantities. Taken in moderation it can be enjoyed safely.

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    • boonhet@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Still guaranteed to die eventually after consuming it

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• Godric@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Good, I like to pee.

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  • Banana@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Go piss, king.

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      😁

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• ceenote@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Lies. Peeing is the source of all liquid. After the environment cleans it up, we are compelled to drink the “water” to maintain equilibrium and keep the earth from flooding.

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• Dookieman12@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I heard 100% of dead people had it in their bloodstream during their autopsy

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  • Grostleton@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pee?!

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    • OmegaMouse@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Don’t kink shame :<

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    • myotheraccount@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pee is just filtered blood, so technically all blood contains pee (plus other stuff)

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s the H2O stored in the balls.

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  • IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    that’s why girls need pads and tampons, they can’t hold their pee

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Someone else in these comments mentioned blood is just pee, plus some other stuff. So this all tracks.

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• nycvin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s got electrolytes

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• Kintarian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dihydrogenmonoxide is nasty stuff

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• Obnomus@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  B…but data center drinks so much more why doesn’t it pee?

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• KernelTale@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Same but I still hate when I have to pee for the week, so I have to lube my urethra otherwise it hurts.

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• daggermoon@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s probably sarin.

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