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- Comment on Without unions, they'd have us working around the clock 6 days ago:
It is not actually friday. Send union to fix plz!
- Comment on Who is the enemy? 1 week ago:
Not to forget a lot of cats, who also hate cats
- Comment on The march of time 2 weeks ago:
Actually, already the august of time at this point
- Comment on Well that didn't work out as planned 2 weeks ago:
330kph, given this is Europe
- Comment on THIS is true wisdom 3 weeks ago:
I took a single day of fake sickleave recently, to be able to actually work on a worktask i needed to finish, and not be interrupted by meetings
- Comment on Be ready! 3 weeks ago:
A true shitpost!
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Oh, i thought you meant the same number of oxygen as hydrogen
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I hope not…
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
Big if true
- Comment on One Angry Man 4 weeks ago:
The Scalar?
- Comment on Recieved an ultra slim keyboard in a box big enough for a microwave oven (packing material in comment) 4 weeks ago:
Probably confused why you bought packaged air, when your whole house is full of air already
- Comment on Anon saves up 4 weeks ago:
Afaik by law vacation days never expire in Germany, except if the employer explicitly tells you they do. So yeah, check your contract. But if the contract doesn’t mention it, and you did not get a written warning, your unused vacation days are usable forever.
- Comment on Please 4 weeks ago:
That’s a great strategy for not getting phone calls. Works 99% of the time. Can recommend!
- Comment on Count yourself lucky 4 weeks ago:
It’s not supposed to make you feel better. It’s supposed to make you feel even worse. So bad, that it hurts. And then you cum.
- Comment on A boating ticket from the 1950’s. “No lights on boat. No beer on boat. Only one blonde.” 4 weeks ago:
Fwiw, “blonde” can also refer to a type of beer. Given the sentence above, maybe the cop was just commenting on the person’s drink choice.
- Comment on Aliens 5 weeks ago:
By chaining blocks, obviously
- Comment on How it feels using TOR as a Brit rn 🤘 5 weeks ago:
80% sure that’s a racoon, not a cat
- Comment on Yeah 5 weeks ago:
It’s ok, assuming you are counting down.
- Comment on Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp 5 weeks ago:
I hate to break ot to you, but this is a linux drink. All that will you’ll get is a kernel panic
- Comment on Discuss: 5 weeks ago:
Cute dinosaur
- Comment on Everything is a problem 1 month ago:
Ahhhhh! Nothing is sacred anymoooooore
- Comment on Everything is a problem 1 month ago:
Try plugging in a fork. Those still do what they are supposed to do
- Comment on Oatmeal 1 month ago:
I found the psychopath
- Comment on Goals 2 months ago:
1.3bln space stations, i presume
- Comment on I'm gonna mute this one 2 months ago:
It feels safer to be a bit more above ground level, especially if people walk by
- Comment on If only my parents knew 2 months ago:
Sperm is not people. Unless you’re squirting fertilized eggs, this joke doesn’t work.
- Comment on Say hello if you see this more than 6 hrs from posting 2 months ago:
Hello! (12h)
- Comment on Happy Fuckin' Pride 2 months ago:
Is it you, J.D.?
- Comment on minor tomfoolery 🛻💨🎶 3 months ago:
That checks out. Whoever censors shit like this just hates fun
- Comment on Bruh 3 months ago:
A helvetica scenario!