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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WTF BIT ME?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I like to reading pedantic corrections of jokes, it’s like the cherry on top

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hmm breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Nutella is european food

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientific explanation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lies! The gas jets spontaneously appear anywhere, totally unrelated to the black hole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're so predictable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My coat does not require keys, so no

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You fool⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks to AI, all participants of an argument can now simultaneously be correct.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hows keto working out for you⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Checks out, if your bagel weighs more than 4.5-6kg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You would not believe it⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are right, I don’t believe it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friday is a great F word⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friday is a great F word⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That kerning though…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steady⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Found the programmer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨to hell I say⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone has to - otherwise how do you allocate funds for discovering new things, if you don’t know how many new things there are?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without unions, they'd have us working around the clock⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It is not actually friday. Send union to fix plz!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not to forget a lot of cats, who also hate cats

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The march of time⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually, already the august of time at this point

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well that didn't work out as planned⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  330kph, given this is Europe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS is true wisdom⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I took a single day of fake sickleave recently, to be able to actually work on a worktask i needed to finish, and not be interrupted by meetings

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be ready!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A true shitpost!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, i thought you meant the same number of oxygen as hydrogen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope not…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Big if true

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨One Angry Man⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The Scalar?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Recieved an ultra slim keyboard in a box big enough for a microwave oven (packing material in comment)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably confused why you bought packaged air, when your whole house is full of air already

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon saves up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Afaik by law vacation days never expire in Germany, except if the employer explicitly tells you they do. So yeah, check your contract. But if the contract doesn’t mention it, and you did not get a written warning, your unused vacation days are usable forever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a great strategy for not getting phone calls. Works 99% of the time. Can recommend!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Count yourself lucky⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not supposed to make you feel better. It’s supposed to make you feel even worse. So bad, that it hurts. And then you cum.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A boating ticket from the 1950’s. “No lights on boat. No beer on boat. Only one blonde.”⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fwiw, “blonde” can also refer to a type of beer. Given the sentence above, maybe the cop was just commenting on the person’s drink choice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Aliens⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  By chaining blocks, obviously

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How it feels using TOR as a Brit rn 🤘⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  80% sure that’s a racoon, not a cat

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s ok, assuming you are counting down.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Slurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrp⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate to break ot to you, but this is a linux drink. All that will you’ll get is a kernel panic