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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what seeing even more political posts on the shitpost community does to a mfer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  The smaller a battery gets, the louder it screams.

  Batteries are the chihuahuas of physics.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't leave home without it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  RAM, GPU, and… Banana??

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I assume it's corn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The answer is always CAT

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The most normal Silicon Valley techbro⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is he reposting his reply to himself? That’s just pathetic, isn’t it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let the awkward silence begin...⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Spotted the time traveler

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bread mold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:
  1. Keep it in the fridge
  2. Only use clean spoons (don’t let breadcrumbs, butter, saliva touch the jam in the jar)
  3. Immediately close the jar after taking something out.

  -> rarely ever any mold. I keep my jams fresh for months this way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨same shit every day, on god⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let me guess, you need to boil some water?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  2 min, if you’re in europe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gun safety⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you son’t care about the direction in which the bullet flies off, i suppose barrels don’t matter…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Radon⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I code

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Christmas goatseings⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The original is mentioned in this great article velvetshark.com/ai-company-logos-that-look-like-b…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fossil record just puked up a new pterosaur.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like a gigantic duck. I love it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I didn't verify the headline.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because there are surfaces. Make everything perfectly uniform, and they vanish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨WTF BIT ME?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I like to reading pedantic corrections of jokes, it’s like the cherry on top

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hmm breakfast⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Nutella is european food

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scientific explanation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Lies! The gas jets spontaneously appear anywhere, totally unrelated to the black hole

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You're so predictable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My coat does not require keys, so no

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You fool⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks to AI, all participants of an argument can now simultaneously be correct.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨hows keto working out for you⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Checks out, if your bagel weighs more than 4.5-6kg

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You would not believe it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You are right, I don’t believe it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friday is a great F word⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Friday is a great F word⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That kerning though…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steady⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Found the programmer

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨to hell I say⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone has to - otherwise how do you allocate funds for discovering new things, if you don’t know how many new things there are?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Without unions, they'd have us working around the clock⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It is not actually friday. Send union to fix plz!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is the enemy?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not to forget a lot of cats, who also hate cats

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The march of time⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Actually, already the august of time at this point

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well that didn't work out as planned⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  330kph, given this is Europe

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THIS is true wisdom⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I took a single day of fake sickleave recently, to be able to actually work on a worktask i needed to finish, and not be interrupted by meetings

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be ready!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A true shitpost!