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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐙 Octopus is Octopus 🐙⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  2 octopus = 1 hexadecipus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forensic Poetry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t have one unfortunately, I read about it at the hemp museum in Amsterdam

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forensic Poetry⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was, because tobacco was very expensive in europe (being a colonial good), and cannabis was widely available (as a byproduct of the fabric and rope industry). Once smoking became fashionable, people looked for ways to smoke even if they couldn’t afford tobacco. Cannabis was a popular replacement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we're cooked⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How would we, we can’t even differentiate between satire and REALITY anymore recently

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did carrier pigeons know who to deliver letters to?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Where was TV mentioned?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The unAbomber. Otherwise, I agree.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t that Mussolini?

  (Source: xkcd282)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get zapped, idiot⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When running out of natural disaster, manmade objects could be next: sauropods hitting a powerline, trying to walk under a bridge that’s too low, being arrested for eating plants of people’s balconies…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ficken Zodiacs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s an older joke sir, but it checks out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s 150 thousand bats

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sitting in traffic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also spending most time driving down the exact same route in mostly the exact same traffic conditions

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't click my app controls!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is it. The cat is a bit more heavy than it looks, and is pushing the buttons down into the bottom of the phone. Try feeding it some snacks filled with helium, the problem should disappear after a couple of days!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That is every digit of Pi in base 10 - now name every digit, in any possible base!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Share this with 5 people or it gets ya⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks! I prefer the “not really” version ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Share this with 5 people or it gets ya⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What is it? (Sorry if dumb question - I’m not a car user)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Share this with 5 people or it gets ya⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Gesundheit!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Share this with 5 people or it gets ya⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Bladders are filled with our filtered blood. The stuff we drink ends up in the stomach, not the bladder.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keeping the tally of suicides. Pedestrians vs those in cars⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Who tf counts like that? You make 4 lines, then cross out the block to make it 5! Making 5 lines and then crossing out just makes it so much easier to make mistakes…

  (Ignore this if oklahomans have 6 fingers, and i just never heard about that)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They seemed nice and normal until....⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Is this picture from some tv show?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bold words⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Are contractions allowed? That opens up possibilities

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Get on my level⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  So YDYMDYMY it shall be!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bag it and tag it, bby⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If he gains two much weight around the neck, he’ll just die I suppose

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bit rude, innit?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  To make more snow

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨To demonstrate that people will argue about anything, here's a picture of a ladybug.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not everything that bugs a lady is a ladybug

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fixed that for you⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You don’t stop being a millionaire when you have more than one million. Thus Elon Musk is a millionaire.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨genius⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Try 200% infill next time

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Woops⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same. Although for a second I was considering if this was real… shows what stupidity we’ve become accustomed to

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are dogs?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  *fast boi

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How solar panels generate electricity⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I know this is supposed to be a joke, but it’s important to understand how it really works:

  • particles from the sun hit the solar panel
  • the panel accelerates those particles, which creates fissile material
  • the fissile material is the used in a traditional nuclear reactor
  • the nuclear reaction finally heats water
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what seeing even more political posts on the shitpost community does to a mfer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The smaller a battery gets, the louder it screams.

  Batteries are the chihuahuas of physics.