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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just realized that I can both make myself sneeze and make myself vomit. If I can do this simultaneously, I could spray partially-aerosolized stomach acid when I feel threatened.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Being able to decide when go puke and when not to sounds like you have a lot of self-control (much more than usual)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just another "we are all going to die" prediction⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is fine. Booting the computers back up the next morning is shere we all went wrong!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Differences of Opinion by Wendy Cope⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  For optimization reasons, only the slice you currently look at is actually computed completely, the rest is just approximated. That’s why closing your eyes when you’re about to crash into something actually helps: chances are in the lower approximation, you’ll just clip through the wall a bit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I love it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Comic sans is BAD, because bla bla bla

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays Arkham City⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks, I may have missed the part where this post is about a fictional city 🙈

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon plays Arkham City⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “criminal” is not an exclusive identity, it’s just a label for someone who happens to have committed a crime. You can be a criminal and a worthy part of society at the same time. Killing people almost always causes more misery than it removes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NOT THE BEES⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Their queen should be called Odyssa

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stress checkpoint⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Triangles have three sides

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Colombian pizza⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  19th century people having pineapples for decorational purposes and to show off at parties makes a lot more sense now!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, yes. Long time ago I had a friend for whom USB sticks would only mount read-only. I’d take out the stick, put it back in, and it would mount writable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨power generator⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The pipe can double as a space elevator

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You gotta try #19⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  18 looks good, to fire up a barbeque for grilling my veggies

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tattoo⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right?

  Do you mean Left?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I thought it was a pretty airtight argument⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m convinced

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐙 Octopus is Octopus 🐙⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  2 octopus = 1 hexadecipus

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forensic Poetry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t have one unfortunately, I read about it at the hemp museum in Amsterdam

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Forensic Poetry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It was, because tobacco was very expensive in europe (being a colonial good), and cannabis was widely available (as a byproduct of the fabric and rope industry). Once smoking became fashionable, people looked for ways to smoke even if they couldn’t afford tobacco. Cannabis was a popular replacement.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨we're cooked⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How would we, we can’t even differentiate between satire and REALITY anymore recently

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did carrier pigeons know who to deliver letters to?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Where was TV mentioned?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The unAbomber. Otherwise, I agree.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wasn’t that Mussolini?

  (Source: xkcd282)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨get zapped, idiot⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  When running out of natural disaster, manmade objects could be next: sauropods hitting a powerline, trying to walk under a bridge that’s too low, being arrested for eating plants of people’s balconies…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ficken Zodiacs⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s an older joke sir, but it checks out

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s 150 thousand bats

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sitting in traffic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Also spending most time driving down the exact same route in mostly the exact same traffic conditions

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can't click my app controls!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is it. The cat is a bit more heavy than it looks, and is pushing the buttons down into the bottom of the phone. Try feeding it some snacks filled with helium, the problem should disappear after a couple of days!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Every!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That is every digit of Pi in base 10 - now name every digit, in any possible base!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Share this with 5 people or it gets ya⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks! I prefer the “not really” version ;)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Share this with 5 people or it gets ya⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What is it? (Sorry if dumb question - I’m not a car user)