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Stress checkpoint

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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Gonzako@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨54⁩ ⁨seconds⁩ ago

    I would love to destroy myself with stress tonight, but this fentanyl is just hitting the spot a little too well for me to stress.

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  • M0oP0o@mander.xyz ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Oh no, the thing is to drink too much water.

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  • untorquer@quokk.au ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Fuck you i don’t do what you tell me!

    Oh… Oh that’s nice…

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  • farmgineer@nord.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    I was already most of the way there and it’s 06:40. I am drinking coffee, though, which I suppose is mostly water.

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  • dan1101@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If anyone knows anything about anything please let me know.

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    • rainbowbunny@slrpnk.net ⁨10⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      I know of a game

      Image

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    • applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      it was 2:27 pm when i posted this comment

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    • myotheraccount@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Triangles have three sides

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      • masta_chief@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Source???

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    • loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I might know a few things but I’m not sure…

      Water is made of hydrogen and oxygen atoms.

      Oh! I knew that!

      Okay @dan1101, I know anything about anything.

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Start wearing purple

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  • NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I’d rather just rotate the cow 🐄

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    • Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      I never stopped

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  • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Denvil@piefed.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Unironically tensing up and then relaxing helped

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    • affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Is called progressive muscle relaxation

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  • Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sorry man, I’m deep in with the hydro homies. I won’t be giving up my water.

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    • Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Drop the water and put your hands on your head! DROP IT!

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME!!

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    • chuckleslord@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Image

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      • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Just like the old gypsy woman said!

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    • Gonzako@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Come into my office and ell me that to my face

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  • IAmYouButYouDontKnowYet@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This is stupid, it doesn’t even mention buying guns.

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  • hakase@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Stop breathing manually.

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  • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “You know what? Im going to do it just for a laugh. Wait. Thats just normal. Fuck.”

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