Cosmonaut_Collin

@Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pump up the jamz⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Love that band. I can’t believe they just recently released a eurobeat song. It slaps!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What about aliens made of COS or TAN?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The mark⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Freckles are the only way to tell eople and robots apart. Everyone has at least one freckle on their left arm. If they don’t, they’re a robot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real heros wear 15 cops on their back⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Shake Penis Hands?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It just keeps going⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  One thing you should know about him is that he is self reported to have a really good twitter game.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Implications⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe Stephen Hawking sent hate mail to future humans so now they don’t attend his party out of spite.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wild times⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Those kids must have grown up with weird kinks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Which is the best Lemmy app for mobile?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I dig Jerboa. It’s my favorite free Lemmy app.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*So far*⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  But how will I feel like the honey nut cheerios bee?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I love popcorn⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then it’s very gay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨positivity⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Technically true, but they are always graphed in positive quadrants.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm a sucker for big tree⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Too bad Elden Ring has a big tree off center.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did someone tell Steam it's not April 1st yet?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t believe shadow of doubt didn’t win it. I guess it just isn’t popular enough.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Linux hits nearly 4% desktop user share on Statcounter⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  5% will be sick!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hits me right in the feels⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife and I just cancelled buying a home because we took a step back and realized that $2700 for living in a house is crazy. And of course the mortgage company is telling us we can afford it. After expenses, we would have no room left to budget for starting a family. Especially with medical care costs. I’m not sure how we’re gonna make it work unless prices come down significantly.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Train your replacement on your way out.⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s become self aware. It is now generating reactionary memes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GTA 6 trailer is how the game is “really going to look”, not cinematics, says ex-Rockstar dev⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This was a great trailer. As a Florida man, this is definitely Florida over exaggerated.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is jogging on sidewalks harder on joints than if one jogged on dirt?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  What about sprinting on all fours? I think Shia Labeouf is tailing me and I’m considering finding a sidewalk if it will ruin his joints.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Release date is late 2027⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I hope they fix the problem where some users disconnect from the service and have to use tech support to continue playing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In The Empire Strikes Back, why does Han significantly outrank Luke?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I bet Luke put in a request for Han to be a general just to mess with him.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This default wallpaper.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  There is a star there. It’s just so far away the light hasn’t reached the wallpaper yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Could we have had Beast Wars in the 60s?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩:

  I know it may not seem like it, but this gorilla is computer generated.

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