Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate

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• DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It doesn’t matter what matters is whether we’re including the past in the change, and whether it’s just our shit or all creatures.

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• capt_wolf@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  As an American, we already have that… It’s called Hershey’s.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hershey’s does not taste like shit.

    It tastes like vomit. Get your facts straight.

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    • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They are not mutually exclusive:

      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_vomiting

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’ve had tastier vomit

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  • Siegfried@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If i remember correctly, they even sell them in poop shapes

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    • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      And call it a “kiss”.

      there’s a joke to be made about how ahead of the curve they were with that decision.

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• krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How can you say you love her if you won’t even eat her poop?

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My only concern with that is the bacteria in it. At best you’ll get e-coli in your upper intestines which will break down sugar before your system could digest it (it does work as a very not recommended weight loss bodyhack though), at worst it’ll enter your bloodstream via some scars or even a bad gum/tooth causing sepsis.

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    • SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      yes please no thank you

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    • krooklochurm@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      lol it’s an old meme.

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• Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I would pick the chocolate that tastes like shit. I would rather not end up with illnesses.

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• crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ah yes. The classic Grower / Shower Paradox, illustrated.

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• ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  So if you made this out of Hershey’s, it’d be both?

  A shit that tastes like chocolate that tastes like shit?

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• 4am@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Aren’t there already coffee beans that wild cats shit out whole and they sell for a premium and they’re like, incredible?

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  • Nick@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They were considered premium, but the way they’re produced is horribly unethical, even by coffee sourcing standards. The novelty was the fermentation that the beans would undergo after being eaten, and producers are now doing far more controlled fermentations on beans to get some insane flavors. They’re still a premium, but if you’re ever in the mood for something a little funky, you should look for an anaerobic fermentation or a co-ferment from a local roaster.

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  • vateso5074@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Articles I’ve read mention that it tends to taste pretty bad, basically an earthy, watered down type of taste.

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  • sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah they’re pretty expensive but apparently quite good. They force feed the cats as much of the stuff as they can to get the highest output keeping them in tiny cages and poorly fed (they can’t properly digest the beans and get as little food as can be given to ensure max output)

    Awful stuff really

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• LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So uh, can someone explain why I am seeing carrots and not cocoa bean plants? Maybe my eyes are shit

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• JelleWho@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I like Tony’s

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  • Lemminary@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tony has the biggest carrot in the hood

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• Cattail@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’d just not eat chocolate

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• Tedesche@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ¿Por qué no ninguno de los dos?

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  • King@blackneon.net ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Sometimes in life you got make a choice, my son.

    Now, choose wisely.

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• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If suicide an option,

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• Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The larger the gem for the butt plug isn’t always what matters mowt

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• MTZ@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  If your shit tastes like chocolate, please see a doctor

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• pseudo@jlai.lu ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The size of the plant is a pretty good indicator for the size of the root.

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• tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Shit that tastes like chocolate is clearly better because it wont tempt you into eating it

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• Naz@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ll take the 100% dark cocoa. It might taste like shit to you but I can make hot cocoa.

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  • UltraBlack@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hot dark shit

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