As an American, we already have that… It’s called Hershey’s.
Choose wisely: Chocolate that taste like shit or Shit that taste like chocolate
Submitted 10 months ago by King@blackneon.net to [deleted]
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capt_wolf@lemmy.world 10 months ago
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Hershey’s does not taste like shit.
It tastes like vomit. Get your facts straight.
Akasazh@feddit.nl 10 months ago
They are not mutually exclusive:
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ve had tastier vomit
Siegfried@lemmy.world 10 months ago
If i remember correctly, they even sell them in poop shapes
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 10 months ago
And call it a “kiss”.
there’s a joke to be made about how ahead of the curve they were with that decision.
krooklochurm@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
How can you say you love her if you won’t even eat her poop?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My only concern with that is the bacteria in it. At best you’ll get e-coli in your upper intestines which will break down sugar before your system could digest it (it does work as a very not recommended weight loss bodyhack though), at worst it’ll enter your bloodstream via some scars or even a bad gum/tooth causing sepsis.
SeptugenarianSenate@leminal.space 10 months ago
yes please no thank you
Cosmonaut_Collin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I would pick the chocolate that tastes like shit. I would rather not end up with illnesses.
crank0271@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Ah yes. The classic Grower / Shower Paradox, illustrated.
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 10 months ago
4am@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Aren’t there already coffee beans that wild cats shit out whole and they sell for a premium and they’re like, incredible?
Nick@mander.xyz 10 months ago
They were considered premium, but the way they’re produced is horribly unethical, even by coffee sourcing standards. The novelty was the fermentation that the beans would undergo after being eaten, and producers are now doing far more controlled fermentations on beans to get some insane flavors. They’re still a premium, but if you’re ever in the mood for something a little funky, you should look for an anaerobic fermentation or a co-ferment from a local roaster.
vateso5074@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Articles I’ve read mention that it tends to taste pretty bad, basically an earthy, watered down type of taste.
sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Yeah they’re pretty expensive but apparently quite good. They force feed the cats as much of the stuff as they can to get the highest output keeping them in tiny cages and poorly fed (they can’t properly digest the beans and get as little food as can be given to ensure max output)
Awful stuff really
LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 10 months ago
So uh, can someone explain why I am seeing carrots and not cocoa bean plants? Maybe my eyes are shit
JelleWho@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I like Tony’s
Lemminary@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Tony has the biggest carrot in the hood
Cattail@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’d just not eat chocolate
Tedesche@lemmy.world 10 months ago
¿Por qué no ninguno de los dos?
King@blackneon.net 10 months ago
Sometimes in life you got make a choice, my son.
Now, choose wisely.
RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com 10 months ago
If suicide an option,
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The larger the gem for the butt plug isn’t always what matters mowt
MTZ@lemmy.world 10 months ago
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
If your shit tastes like chocolate, please see a doctor
pseudo@jlai.lu 10 months ago
The size of the plant is a pretty good indicator for the size of the root.
tomi000@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Shit that tastes like chocolate is clearly better because it wont tempt you into eating it
Naz@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
I’ll take the 100% dark cocoa. It might taste like shit to you but I can make hot cocoa.
UltraBlack@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Hot dark shit
DarkCloud@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It doesn’t matter what matters is whether we’re including the past in the change, and whether it’s just our shit or all creatures.