RickyRigatoni
@RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com
I’m just a guy who types words on his puter.
- Comment on shut the hell up 29 minutes ago:
I was thinking of the australian voice my last gps app used. She was very seductive.
- Comment on shut the hell up 38 minutes ago:
ADDENDUM: You are allowed to speak to me if you use a cute accent.
- Comment on Grinch 42 minutes ago:
The Grinch or the dog?
- Comment on Banan 9 hours ago:
You bet your goddamn ass I can eat $147 worth of exotic bananas in two days.
- Comment on Student Parking 9 hours ago:
Sports have been ruining academics since ancient Greece at least.
- Comment on Could there be a social media ban for children in the UK? 1 day ago:
I am so tired of seeing this stock photo of app icons on a screen.
- Comment on it's right there 😖 2 days ago:
This is actually a great idea and everyone should do it
- Comment on Are you people all bots? 3 days ago:
God I wish I wasn’t human
- Comment on aspirations 3 days ago:
Knowing this would require me to interact with children much more than I would like to.
- Comment on Ubisoft Randomly Gives Far Cry 3 A 60FPS Current-Gen Upgrade 3 days ago:
Later on in the game enemies just dropping their weapons and running when they find out it’s you they’re fighting. God I need to play it again.
- Comment on IV:XX blaze it cinaedus 4 days ago:
Shakira law or something
- Comment on Randezvous 📅 5 days ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 5 days ago:
I saw some suicide bombers and car crashes my internet friends posted. Lemonparty is just normal porn to me now.
- Comment on Randezvous 📅 5 days ago:
Wanna kiss?
- Comment on Randezvous 📅 5 days ago:
I think you’re taking the shitposting too seriously.
- Comment on Randezvous 📅 5 days ago:
I’ll cry really hard and make you feel bad because your european empathy makes you supspecktable to emotional damage.
- Comment on Randezvous 📅 5 days ago:
Rawndayvoo.
- Comment on Randezvous 📅 5 days ago:
I’m american but the romans and french taught them how to do it.
And if anyone calls me british ever again there will be consequences
- Comment on Randezvous 📅 6 days ago:
I hate it honestly. The french spent centuries ruling England and messing up our language just for the rest of the world to make fun of us for it as if it’s our fault.
- Comment on Randezvous 📅 6 days ago:
It’s not our fault French was made wrong.
- Comment on [deleted] 6 days ago:
Still never seen it. 😎
Did see tubgirl though.
- Comment on Being Trans Isn't Normal or Part of Nature...or is it...? 1 week ago:
Every gender is binary because the universe we live in is a simulation run on the higher sphere’s equivalent of a pentium iii.
- Comment on Wokeness ended, check mate leftists 1 week ago:
Maybe she’s Irish.
- Comment on Be ungovernable 1 week ago:
If I go to a zoo and the parrots don’t curse me out I’m asking for a refund.
- Comment on Wokeness ended, check mate leftists 1 week ago:
And there are so many memes about him it’s impossible to tell what he actually said and what people edit him to say as a joke.
- Comment on Why? 1 week ago:
xHamster built different methinks
- Comment on Bounce 1 week ago:
Honestly would.
- Comment on Why? 1 week ago:
To be fair you also see man on man bisexual porn in the straight section because “it’s not gay in a three-way” rule.
- Comment on Learning Japanese 1 week ago:
By making yourself look like a dork?
- Comment on Scientists reveal what drives homosexual behavior in primates 1 week ago:
That monkey boy booty be bussin.
