Restaurant the not good :(

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• edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  He just wanted a proper rocket salad on the side, it’s not hard like… well, I’m drawing a blank, but some kind of really complicated science.

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• dumbass@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I think I’m the right level of high to understand this.

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  • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can you translate it for us lows?

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    • dumbass@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Let me get stoned again.

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• Maiq@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Often i read the contents before I check which comm it’s in, if at all. That shit really fucks me up sometimes. I’ll be reading something in German and my brain won’t let go, it says “don’t worry I’ll sort that shit out” but it can’t. I fucking read this three times before i checked the comm thinking there is something wrong with me.

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  • wieson@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gehirn so: keine Sorge, ich bieg’ das schon zurecht

    Maiq so: 0.o

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    • Maiq@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Mom knew a little and taught me even less. Bare with me here as I’m positively going to butcher this as I’m spelling phonetically using my admittedly poor english skills to write using my non existent german skill. Plus I’ve had a few beers at lunch.

      Ich haba eina ploten speiler.

      This reminds me of a french girl I met while traveling. I asked her how to say praying mantis in french. She said something like monte religious. So I said monte religious. She gasped and said “YOU BUTCHER”! " Don’t speak my language”.

      I instantly fell in love.

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• ThunderComplex@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Orders rocket salad
  Gets rocket salad
  1 star

  Some people smh my head

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  • apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    As far as I can interpret, they are complaining that they got very little rocket salad

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    • ThunderComplex@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I love how we’re all treating rocket salad at face value as if it isn’t the funniest thing that happened this year

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• raman_klogius@ani.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  People who doesn’t space after a full stop would be the second group I’ll put on trial for crimes against humanity.

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• Kertyna@feddit.nl ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “…but came in myplate…”

  You did WHAT?!

  “…a pjinch of rocket.”

  Ooh … what?

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  • wieson@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rocket is actually a thing (Rucola)

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• Gust@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Rocket is another word for Arugala, for anybody else who knows that green by the latter name and is confused AF by “rocket salad”

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• SPRUNT@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This review written from the restaurant, during the meal, using voice to text.

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• RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This thing’s review is worth as much as yours…

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  • GalacticSushi@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Forget his review, this guy might vote.

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• apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  ❤️1️⃣

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• bonenode@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  <3

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