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I took a couple of years of Spanish in middle school

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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ivanafterall@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    grassy ass

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      No thanks, I already ate.

      Still sounds more appetizing than the “food” in the Last Week Tonight segment on Olive Garden, though 🤷

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    To be fair, the entirety of the staff is Hispanic.

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  • OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    thats crazy

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  • barzaria@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What even is this face? I agree that this is the face they make but what emotion is this suggesting?

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Ain’t I a little stinker!? I’m so kyoot!”

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    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That face says: “All my life, everyone has told me how great my smile is, so I exaggerate it as much and as often as possible. For photos.

      I’m a big honking bitch, otherwise.”

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    • OshagHennessey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Look how cute I am! Please ignore the embarrassing and obnoxious thing I just did.”

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  • red_bull_of_juarez@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have mild face blindness. Is this is all the same woman or are they different?

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    • Poteau_Poutre@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Stephanie McMahon is the answer yous seek

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    • GladiusB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Depends. Are you asking before or after WrestleMania 2000?

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ba gawd!

        That energy drink has a family!

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    • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Samesies.

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  • BiteSizedZeitGeist@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Scrungly Karens

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  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I’m just gonna scooch by you”

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Cool beans! Awesomesauce!

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    • OshagHennessey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Alternatively, saying “beep beep” like a little car horn

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      • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Alternatively, make way too big a show of it, “I am sooo sorry, but do you mind if I just squeeze behind you here, oh my goodness, I’m so embarrassed!!! Excuse me! I am just a wreck tonight, haha! How are you all enjoying the restaurant? OOH, what’s that, that looks good!?” Etc…

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  • fartographer@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    My grandmother’s first language was Spanish and she’d often fall back on it as default, my grandfather would say phrases such as “much grass,” and “hasty banana.”

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  • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Grassyass

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      El banyo was out of papero

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      • snausagesinablanket@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        yo quiero taco bell

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  • PissingIntoTheWind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That woman knew her dad was shitting on women. And did nothing to stop it. He was literally shitting on them.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I wish I were still capable of surprise.

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I actually recoiled when I opened the image. I don’t know why this makes me feel so uncomfortable and dislike those women so much just because of the faces they’re making.

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    • thatKamGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s all the same woman: Stephanie McMahon

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      • RickyRigatoni@retrolemmy.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        How am I supposed to know when one group of women are all the same women when everyone on earth all look the same?

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      • Jerb322@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        “They are the same picture”

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    • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
      [deleted]
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      • ebolapie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No it’s not. Being misogynist means hating them for being women. There are plenty of other reasons to hate them, none of which have to do with their innate characteristics.

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  • tangonov@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The fact that this is Stephanie McMahon makes it so fucking funny

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  • robocall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I took one trimester of Spanish in middle school, gracias

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  • _Nico198X_@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gratzee!

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    • TheEighthDoctor@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Gorlami

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  • ConstantPain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hahaha it’s funny because it’s a stereotype that only involves white people!

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    • Droggelbecher@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      This is making fun of performative wokeness, not white people.

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      • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Exactly. That’s why there’s a mix of gender and skin colors in the picture.

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    • Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Good thing white people are also known for their thick skin! Man they can take a joke, it’s really hard to get under their skin. White people never lash out!

      /s

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      • ConstantPain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Nobody is obligated to have thick skin. And “white people” is so broad of a definition with such a different cultural background that you can’t assume how someone will react to prejudice based only on their skin color.

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    • Nomorereddit@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago
      [deleted]
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      • laria11@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Dude what the fuck is this victim rethoric. If you want yo be racist online just do it, literally nobody is going to stop you and there is already a lot of people being racist online.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    True, you say danke to remind them that their country is rightfully Austrian

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  • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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    • Taniwha420@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Are they all the same woman? I can’t tell.

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      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Yes, every woman is actually Reese Witherspoon

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      • DaMummy@hilariouschaos.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Ya, Stephanie McMahon.

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    • DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What film did that screencap come from?

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      • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Cruel Intentions

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      • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        I’m thinking Buffy the vampire Slayer. Big question mark though.

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  • Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nose crinkles are cute unless done purposefully / consciously.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Exactly, 1,000%. Intentional is kinda menacing/unsettling.

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  • UnspecificGravity@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Go into the kitchen and everyone is still speaking Spanish just like every other kitchen.

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  • Dolphinfreetuna@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I like to order aunty pastah”

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  • Elaine@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why are we hating on white culture?

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      We have a culture? I’d love to read more. Surely this can’t go wrong.

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    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      because white is woke!

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    • OshagHennessey@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Making fun of whites is acceptable because ALL white people are imperialist oppressors that deserve violence. A little jokey-joke is letting them off easy.

      /s

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  • itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Ugh, I can hear that voice just looking at this picture…

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  • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Mickey7 level shit posting.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thanks!

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  • texture@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    i cough laugh spit on my laptop screen. hope youre happy

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  • Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Karenposting in the shitpost community

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  • gustofwind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The thing inside is attempting to replicate a smile

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  • ramenshaman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Oh sheesh top left looks a lot like my ex. Scared me for a sec.

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    • mech@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It’s she still single?

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    still would.

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  • Akasazh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The Liquor 43 effect

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  • woelkchen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They’re all Latin dialects…

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    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      They’re both Latin derived languages, but they’re far too different from one another to be considered dialects.

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      • woelkchen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Stop making serious answers in Lemmy Shitpost

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