Elaine

@Elaine@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How come butthole scratches doesn't get infected with poop bacteria ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Eww that could explain how that Doctors Without Borders guy recovered from Ebola but then they found it still living in his eye.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insane 😱😱😱⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This one just sailed over my head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't gas people⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But why do they stick the costume nose in the man’s butt?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨q dice?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Percha la pooh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't you remember that whole lemmy loving beans thing? Too late, you do now. See this photo of beans. Actually a lot of beans. Some of them I am not fully sure if they are actually beans. B E A N S⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I still know this song by heart. Good times.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone else from Europe feels the same while browsing the "All" feed?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Updoot for alaverga!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The White House Rose Garden was replaced by pavement⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed, the whole clutching of pearls over the rose garden is ridiculous. It’s widely accepted that lawns are an unnecessary flex. This area is used for seating so nothing but some grass that was probably in need of constant repair because of all the traffic. This is a big nothing sandwich.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bat flies into woman's mouth in Arizona, costing her nearly $21,000 in medical bills⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The times when I was eligible for COBRA it was prohibitively expensive. I don’t know who it’s helping but definitely not worth it when it’s more than half your rent.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨puff puff pizza⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Navajo taco ftw

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨US Politicians praying inside the House of Representatives⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Same thing

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I call her Mama and only refer to her as my mom when talking to people outside the family. Kids call me mom, momma, mama - it just depends. They never call me by my name and I never call my mom by hers - that would be super weird and would seem disrespectful.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Art imitates life⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Every time I see this image I always wonder how the guy lost his pants and half his chones.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is something happening in South Korea?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is gonna take a long time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Did this scare you when you were a kid as much as it scared me?⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Absolutely yes!