ConstantPain
@ConstantPain@lemmy.world
- Comment on Ex-president of Brazil is being investigated and tried for a failed conspiracy attempt to overthrow the government. While being interviewed about the case, a bystander starts playing the Funeral March 3 days ago:
You and me both.
- Comment on Wasted time 3 days ago:
Me on Tinder.
- Comment on You're* 1 week ago:
*You’re are
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world | 84 comments
- Comment on Thank god "shit" is censored 1 month ago:
Where these housewife Discord femboys in the room with us right now?
- Comment on Shut up, haters 1 month ago:
Classic.
- Comment on As an English language pedant, I find this text message mildly infuriating. 1 month ago:
“Resume” would have been a better choice!
- Comment on Duh 2 months ago:
And it’s a two way street. Don’t put expectations on the other of what you don’t provide yourself. If the relationship is boring to you, act to make it less boring.
- Comment on master manipulators 3 months ago:
Cats are the perfect human parasite.
- Comment on What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head? 4 months ago:
Gunnery Chief: This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton’s First Law?
Serviceman Burnside: Sir! An object in motion stays in motion, sir!
Gunnery Chief: No credit for partial answers, maggot!
Serviceman Burnside: Sir! Unless acted on by an outside force, sir!
Gunnery Chief: Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone’s day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not “eyeball it!” This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!
Serviceman Chung: Sir, yes sir!
- Comment on What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head? 4 months ago:
Tritomus… Atmos… Atmi…
- Comment on The Dark Truth About Male Beauty 4 months ago:
“You can’t belive what a certain gender is going through”
- Comment on Facial disfigurement: 'Restaurant asked me to leave over condition' 5 months ago:
It’s both. First before public repercussion, Second after…
- Comment on One car accident, endless spam calls 6 months ago:
Don’t ever answer private numbers. This way you’ll be respecting their privacy.
- Comment on Planet Of The Apes [spoilers] 7 months ago:
Local maximum thinking.
- Comment on Planet Of The Apes [spoilers] 7 months ago:
Don’t be spoiled at work!
- Comment on Breast Cancer 7 months ago:
It’s already this way in most of the world.
- Submitted 10 months ago to [deleted] | 13 comments
- Comment on Sunday 11 months ago:
What’s wrong baby? You didn’t even touch your asshole cake…
- Comment on So sweet 11 months ago:
Insecure teenagers everywhere…
- Comment on Apex predators 1 year ago:
Don’t load.
- Comment on bonus if she's real 1 year ago:
Someone is being too picky…
- Comment on Gen Z is prioritizing living over working because they've seen 'the legacy of broken promises' in corporate America, a future-of-work expert says 1 year ago:
And I would agree! 4h top is all I need to do my daily job.
- Comment on Gen Z is prioritizing living over working because they've seen 'the legacy of broken promises' in corporate America, a future-of-work expert says 1 year ago:
My work pays me to work from 9 to 5, which uses the best part of my day. I’m not giving anything more than that.
- Comment on Gen Z is prioritizing living over working because they've seen 'the legacy of broken promises' in corporate America, a future-of-work expert says 1 year ago:
Don’t you think about the poor dividends?
- Comment on Games that force you to make hard choices 1 year ago:
Minesweeper.
- Comment on This is way too expensive for a drink. 1 year ago:
It’s like a dollar here in Brazil.
- Comment on What makes a bicycle so expensive? 1 year ago:
What make bikes so expensive?
R.: The willing of people to buy them.
