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• iAmTheTot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For anyone unaware, applesauce is actually a common oil substitution in baking. This isn’t as crazy as it may seem.

  That said, there’s still the issue with the use of “exactly”, however if I remember correctly (and take this with a grain of salt) from my Reddit days, this was an old post and it turned out that the original recipe maker actually suggested the applesauce substitute in the first place.

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  • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It’s also a common egg substitute used in vegan cooking or for people with allergies. Wild, isn’t it?

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    • billwashere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Egg is a much harder thing to replace. My son is vegan so my wife is often baking things that are vegan. Chia egg or aquafaba are usually pretty good. She makes a vegan muffin that I honestly prefer to “normal” muffins. Although I’m not 100% sure what she puts in them, I’d bet its applesauce.

      Whatever you do, don’t ever have vegan “cheesecake”…. run away… quickly

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    • thesystemisdown@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pumpkin puree works pretty well too if your recipe can handle a little squashiness.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Can anyone elucidate me? What’s the purpose of apple sauce/oil in cake? Moisture retention? Texture? Adherence? Taste?

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    • BlueMagma@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It serves the same purpose as butter, it’s just more common to use butter in baking, don’t use oil with a taste (olive oil is to be avoided for example) it will ruin the taste of the cake

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    What he failed to mention is that he used Gerber apple sauce.

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      and instead of 1 tbsp … they used 1 cup

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I didn’t have salt so I substituted garlic.

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    • NewSocialWhoDis@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Link approves this comment.

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• rc__buggy@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I replaced my entire diet with applesauce and I think I might be shitting myself to death.

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  • Kenny2999@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Add some sugar free gummy bears and let it all go.

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    • db2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Wash it down with some Tuscan Whole Milk.

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  • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You need to follow it up with an applesauce enema to replace the electrolytes.

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    • Triumph@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I did a bump of applesauce, and now I have a sinus infection.

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  • justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You'll get pancreas issues first. Exactly what Steve Jobs died from

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Jobs was dumber. He started his fruitarian nonsense in response to his extremely treatable pancreatic cancer.

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• BurntWits@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Shoutout to my community !ididnthaveeggs@sh.itjust.works which is more of this! I’d recommend someone check it out :)

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  • fbr@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    1/5. I took the community name and replaced all letters with numbers and it didn’t work.

    (Nice community, I’ve subscribed!)

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  • edgesmash@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’d recommend someone check it out :)

    OK, I’ll be your someone!

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  • moseschrute@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I can’t stop laughing at these posts 😂 thanks for sharing this community 

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    • BurntWits@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m glad you’re enjoying the posts! I’ve got a few more saved, they’ll be posted shortly. After that I’ll be on the hunt, and hopefully others can add posts too.

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• danekrae@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “I followed the instructions exactly except that I took one left turn instead of a right turn. I don’t know why I didn’t arrive at the correct destination as I followed the route exactly.”

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• HeyJoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is like my wife, but with ordering food. Buys a specialty sandwich but removes everything that makes it what it is. Then has the audacity to say it wasnt very good…

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  • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I’ll have a Krabby Patty with no Bottom Bun, Patty, Ketchup, Mustard, Mayo, Cheese, Tomato, Onion, or Top Bun” and then wonder why you got a pickle salad.

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It is a well-known substitution but you can't say you followed the recipe exactly after doing that.

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  • nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I was making salt dough for my kids school project, and i was wondering why it had the consistency of icing.

    I realized i grabbed the powdered sugar container instead of flower.

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    • FinalRemix@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Did you need flower or flour?

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• pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Replaced chocolate with dog shit, don’t know why it tastes so bad

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Skill issue

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    • whoisearth@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Skissue

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  ooo i love this stuff

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Reminds me of the two times I screwed up some cornbread by mismeasuring the milk. Twice

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• Bloodyhog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well, he says it himself: he did not turn out well. Should do better in next life!

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• maxxadrenaline@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I accidentally used powdered sugar instead of flour. The cookies were terrible

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  • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Applesauce is a pretty standard substitute for oils when baking. My mom eould always use it when making brownies.

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Iusedcocaineinsteadofflourandthecookiesarefuckinggreat

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• ConstantPain@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I was making some ice, but substituted the water for baby oil. Now the ice feels liquid and squishy. Don’t know what I did wrong. Follow the recipe precisely!

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  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hi Diddy.

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