DickFiasco

@DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i hate ai i hate ai i hate ai⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Big if true

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Beans are expensive, I'll share mine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This was one of my favorite cartoons as a kid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Can you purchase a burner phone anonymously in the US?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Police have successfully identified burner phones by looking at what other phones they’re geographically close to. What I mean is, some crime boss carried his burner and regular phone around together all the time, so the phone records showed that the anonymous burner phone used to make shady deals was always near Joey Mobster’s phone. Hence, Joey is the likely owner of the anonymous burner.

  If you do get a burner, never turn it on near your house, near your work, or near your regular phone. Keep it off and wrapped in aluminum foil until you’re in a location that you can’t easily be connected to.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Life hack⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d like to subscribe to hear more mop facts please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"feminine"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Agreed. Cat and skull are doing all the heavy lifting here.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uh Oh⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Uh Oh⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not one, not two, but an entire complaint of Karens.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hydro-homie⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s the first thing I thought of!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨greeting a CEO⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The fact that it’s being towed by a bicycle makes it all the more better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boys will be boys⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Average 15 year old behavior.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fahrenheit is better⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the lumber yard!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Majority of Americans Now Support Seizing Wealth From AI Industry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yup. AI is just the logical conclusion of unregulated capitalism. When you can’t exploit the workers any further, you replace them with machines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A Majority of Americans Now Support Seizing Wealth From AI Industry⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why stop at the AI industry?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not a single one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fossil fuels are only ‘profitable’ if you ignore the long-term environmental costs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guess the game (#008)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Too bad you didn’t have a turbo button.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Technically correct⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s already a perfect post, there’s just nothing more to add.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The joke that never ends.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that’s Columbine. You’re thinking of Saint Clitoris of Nantes, the first bishop of the town of Nantes, France.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The joke that never ends.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, that was Clive Rosfield. You’re thinking of Clitoris “Clit” Eastwood, a famous actor known for westerns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh boy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I ate gas station sushi in the middle of a road trip once. Most afraid I’ve ever been in my entire life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saving (2)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Well, checks and balances turned out to be a farce, so you probably got a better education from Mad Magazine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Saving (2)⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Mad Magazine once spoofed the movie Independence Day, in which Jeff Goldbloom’s character destroys the alien ship by installing Windows 95 on it.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't covet thy neighbors corn⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if it’s near the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Flirtation 3⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I like this meme so much better than corn and beans.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This has gotten out of hand and I demand satisfaction.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  They love it only if it’s poking out of a glory hole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This has gotten out of hand and I demand satisfaction.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno man, I see a lot of conservative Republicans out there that also love cock.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If the temple bell rings in Kyoto at the exact moment the tide hits the shore in Osaka, does the sound travel faster over the concrete or does the humidity in the air compress the distance between them?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  BETWEEN THE WHAT???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Operation enduring algae⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to write a strongly-worded letter to the president of Antifa about their use of chemical weapons.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bro, we in an IHOP pancake mix⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Underrated pun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Especially of they have 6 fingers.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The mailman is Count Rugen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a child prodigy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s Bobby Tables’ great uncle.