DickFiasco
@DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on "feminine" 1 day ago:
Agreed. Cat and skull are doing all the heavy lifting here.
- Comment on Uh Oh 1 week ago:
Yes
- Comment on Uh Oh 1 week ago:
Not one, not two, but an entire complaint of Karens.
- Comment on Hydro-homie 1 week ago:
That’s the first thing I thought of!
- Comment on greeting a CEO 1 week ago:
The fact that it’s being towed by a bicycle makes it all the more better.
- Comment on Boys will be boys 2 weeks ago:
Average 15 year old behavior.
- Comment on Fahrenheit is better 2 weeks ago:
Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the lumber yard!
- Comment on A Majority of Americans Now Support Seizing Wealth From AI Industry 4 weeks ago:
Yup. AI is just the logical conclusion of unregulated capitalism. When you can’t exploit the workers any further, you replace them with machines.
- Comment on A Majority of Americans Now Support Seizing Wealth From AI Industry 4 weeks ago:
Why stop at the AI industry?
- Comment on Not a single one 5 weeks ago:
Fossil fuels are only ‘profitable’ if you ignore the long-term environmental costs.
- Comment on Guess the game (#008) 5 weeks ago:
Too bad you didn’t have a turbo button.
- Comment on Technically correct 5 weeks ago:
It’s already a perfect post, there’s just nothing more to add.
- Comment on The joke that never ends. 5 weeks ago:
No, that’s Columbine. You’re thinking of Saint Clitoris of Nantes, the first bishop of the town of Nantes, France.
- Comment on The joke that never ends. 5 weeks ago:
No, that was Clive Rosfield. You’re thinking of Clitoris “Clit” Eastwood, a famous actor known for westerns.
- Comment on Oh boy 5 weeks ago:
I ate gas station sushi in the middle of a road trip once. Most afraid I’ve ever been in my entire life.
- Comment on Saving (2) 5 weeks ago:
Well, checks and balances turned out to be a farce, so you probably got a better education from Mad Magazine.
- Comment on Saving (2) 5 weeks ago:
Mad Magazine once spoofed the movie Independence Day, in which Jeff Goldbloom’s character destroys the alien ship by installing Windows 95 on it.
- Comment on Don't covet thy neighbors corn 5 weeks ago:
I wonder if it’s near the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.
- Comment on Flirtation 3 5 weeks ago:
I like this meme so much better than corn and beans.
- Comment on This has gotten out of hand and I demand satisfaction. 1 month ago:
They love it only if it’s poking out of a glory hole.
- Comment on This has gotten out of hand and I demand satisfaction. 1 month ago:
I dunno man, I see a lot of conservative Republicans out there that also love cock.
- Comment on If the temple bell rings in Kyoto at the exact moment the tide hits the shore in Osaka, does the sound travel faster over the concrete or does the humidity in the air compress the distance between them? 1 month ago:
BETWEEN THE WHAT???
- Comment on Operation enduring algae 1 month ago:
I’m going to write a strongly-worded letter to the president of Antifa about their use of chemical weapons.
- Comment on Bro, we in an IHOP pancake mix 1 month ago:
Underrated pun
- Comment on Especially of they have 6 fingers. 1 month ago:
The mailman is Count Rugen.
- Comment on Anon is a child prodigy 2 months ago:
He’s Bobby Tables’ great uncle.
- Comment on just pooped 2 months ago:
Funny, I was just reading one of my favorite greentexts:
- Comment on Anon's dad tries to bond 2 months ago:
Over time I learned to just own my weird tastes and not care what other people think, but I think that’s just something that comes with age. The music I got made fun of for was actually pretty basic, my dad was just disdainful of anything that wasn’t his music. The name “Racer X” just sounded “gay” to him, and I got shit for the album cover of Soul Asylum’s Grave Dancer’s Union because there’s two naked children on it. To make things right, I never make fun of my own kids for their weird shit, and I try to teach them not to criticize other people over meaningless things either.
I hope you’ve also been able to heal from your experiences.
Also, I just discovered Archspire about a year ago and I agree that Bleed the Future is an absolute banger.
- Comment on Anon's dad tries to bond 2 months ago:
Same. I used to get made fun of for my music taste, sometimes just based on the band name or album art. Developed a habit of hiding my interests from my parents and feeling ashamed when they found anything non-mainstream of mine.
- Comment on Why don't county jails open up their free bed space in times of severe cold and severe heat to the homeless and others and just give them their own cell? And can leave whenever. 2 months ago:
I don’t think most people want to see poor people hurt, I think they’re just apathetic, especially to problems that are far enough away to ignore. Raise my taxes to help someone a thousand miles away? Hell No! Donate to the local Salvation Army? Here’s $20.
