DickFiasco
@DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Saving (2) 6 hours ago:
Well, checks and balances turned out to be a farce, so you probably got a better education from Mad Magazine.
- Comment on Saving (2) 11 hours ago:
Mad Magazine once spoofed the movie Independence Day, in which Jeff Goldbloom’s character destroys the alien ship by installing Windows 95 on it.
- Comment on Don't covet thy neighbors corn 19 hours ago:
I wonder if it’s near the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea.
- Comment on Flirtation 3 19 hours ago:
I like this meme so much better than corn and beans.
- Comment on This has gotten out of hand and I demand satisfaction. 1 week ago:
They love it only if it’s poking out of a glory hole.
- Comment on This has gotten out of hand and I demand satisfaction. 1 week ago:
I dunno man, I see a lot of conservative Republicans out there that also love cock.
- Comment on If the temple bell rings in Kyoto at the exact moment the tide hits the shore in Osaka, does the sound travel faster over the concrete or does the humidity in the air compress the distance between them? 1 week ago:
BETWEEN THE WHAT???
- Comment on Operation enduring algae 2 weeks ago:
I’m going to write a strongly-worded letter to the president of Antifa about their use of chemical weapons.
- Comment on Bro, we in an IHOP pancake mix 2 weeks ago:
Underrated pun
- Comment on Especially of they have 6 fingers. 2 weeks ago:
The mailman is Count Rugen.
- Comment on Anon is a child prodigy 3 weeks ago:
He’s Bobby Tables’ great uncle.
- Comment on just pooped 3 weeks ago:
Funny, I was just reading one of my favorite greentexts:
- Comment on Anon's dad tries to bond 3 weeks ago:
Over time I learned to just own my weird tastes and not care what other people think, but I think that’s just something that comes with age. The music I got made fun of for was actually pretty basic, my dad was just disdainful of anything that wasn’t his music. The name “Racer X” just sounded “gay” to him, and I got shit for the album cover of Soul Asylum’s Grave Dancer’s Union because there’s two naked children on it. To make things right, I never make fun of my own kids for their weird shit, and I try to teach them not to criticize other people over meaningless things either.
I hope you’ve also been able to heal from your experiences.
Also, I just discovered Archspire about a year ago and I agree that Bleed the Future is an absolute banger.
- Comment on Anon's dad tries to bond 3 weeks ago:
Same. I used to get made fun of for my music taste, sometimes just based on the band name or album art. Developed a habit of hiding my interests from my parents and feeling ashamed when they found anything non-mainstream of mine.
- Comment on Why don't county jails open up their free bed space in times of severe cold and severe heat to the homeless and others and just give them their own cell? And can leave whenever. 3 weeks ago:
I don’t think most people want to see poor people hurt, I think they’re just apathetic, especially to problems that are far enough away to ignore. Raise my taxes to help someone a thousand miles away? Hell No! Donate to the local Salvation Army? Here’s $20.
- Comment on Why don't county jails open up their free bed space in times of severe cold and severe heat to the homeless and others and just give them their own cell? And can leave whenever. 3 weeks ago:
You could go a step further and ask why we don’t just build cheap, temporary, no-cost housing for the same purpose. The answer is that we absolutely could (financially), we just choose not to (politically).
Our society has collectively decided that there is some acceptable number of preventable deaths due to lack of housing/food/medicine. Those in power choose not to address these problems, and those who would address them don’t have the power.
- Comment on Do Janitors on movie sets get upset for when a scene causes the actors to make a mess and they have to come and clean it up? 4 weeks ago:
I’m gonna steal this for work. “No, I’m not upset. Crushed by the monotony, yes, but not upset”
- Comment on bummer 5 weeks ago:
Just tell him there’s a dog in the school that needs to be shot.
- Comment on Conservative values 5 weeks ago:
Etc got gayrolled
- Comment on dam 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Its the whole album 1 month ago:
Rare photo of Freddy Mercury working for a moving company before his band, Queen, had their big break.
- Comment on Solved It on the Third Try 1 month ago:
Nice work. You should try this new puzzle box next, it’s called the Lament Configuration:
- Comment on What's your opinions on film critics and film snobs?? 1 month ago:
I only read film reviews after I’ve already seen the movie. I like to go into a movie with as few preconceptions as possible, but I also like to hear others’ takes on it afterwards to see what I missed or misinterpreted.
- Comment on Big health doesnt want you to know 1 month ago:
Give it 24 hours then report back.
- Comment on Nancy Takes Out a Loan 1 month ago:
Bravo. Brav-o.
- Comment on If only the person who did this ceiling had their tools even half as well calibrated as I do 1 month ago:
Wood filler and paint make me the carpenter I ain’t.
- Comment on systemd 1 month ago:
Systemd is running rent-free in their heads
- Comment on systemd 1 month ago:
I’d like to interject for a moment…
- Comment on The forbidden fourth leche 2 months ago:
For that price, I’d expect cinco leches.
- Comment on New Dune trailer or Something. I don't know. 2 months ago:
