Submitted 2 hours ago by QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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this is one of the r/malelivingspace posts of all time
Bed frames are feminine, put that mattress on the floor. While your at it, get rid of the sheets, bare mattress it up.
Lighting is too fancy, fancy is feminine. Plain flickering bulb is what you want for ambiance.
How did you get a picture of my 1st apartment bedroom?
I don’t understand the bed frame. Is it a 2 inch mattress on a platform frame? You’re going to bang your shin on that so hard.
Also, the bed is blocking the closet doors because, I’m assuming… closets are for ladies?
You want a bulb? Real men stub their toes in the dark.
Psssshhhh!!! I stub my toe in the daylight! I stub my toe when there isn’t even anything TO stub your toe on!
I’m just clumsy.
I think if it is that terrible bright white kind of bulb, it will be ok. 😉
AROO, BROTHER, GET A MF’IN HOG IN THERE. CRANK THAT MF’ER ANY TIME A BROTHER STARTS THINKING UR FEMININE.
waifu pillow and film replica swords mounted to the wall
toss everything but the cat and the skull. everything you think of adding to the space, ask yourself ‘is this in service of the skull? is this in service of the cat?’
if neither, don’t add it. rinse & repeat until it looks like a Spirit Halloween to address the emptiness of the space (but know now, it won’t fix the emptiness of your soul)
Agreed. Cat and skull are doing all the heavy lifting here.
Is that a loom in the corner lol
Add some dirty dishes on the floor. A bowl of spaghetti and an empty can of beer is a easy and masculine touch you can use
How do I make this more incel?
Pentagram above bed and it’s done.
Paint the walls with Singularity Black. Cover up the colour of capitalization on human rights.
Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 10 minutes ago
I mean, with the pink looking underglow and black glitter looking duvet cover it does kinda give goth glam 😅
My real question is why the fuck it looks like the bed is just permanently blocking the closet lol