"feminine"

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• CameronDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Bed frames are feminine, put that mattress on the floor. While your at it, get rid of the sheets, bare mattress it up.

  Lighting is too fancy, fancy is feminine. Plain flickering bulb is what you want for ambiance.

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      How did you get a picture of my 1st apartment bedroom?

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    • CameronDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Chandelier is a bit feminine

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    • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      you may not like it, but this is what peak male interior design performance looks like

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    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I’m picky. I need a fluffy blanket and a comforter on the air mattress to be fully comfy.

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    • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      You may not like it, but this is what building wealth and saving for early retirement looks like.

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  • nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You want a bulb? Real men stub their toes in the dark.

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Psssshhhh!!! I stub my toe in the daylight! I stub my toe when there isn’t even anything TO stub your toe on!

      I’m just clumsy.

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    • sunbrrnslapper@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I think if it is that terrible bright white kind of bulb, it will be ok. 😉

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  • I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I don’t understand the bed frame. Is it a 2 inch mattress on a platform frame? You’re going to bang your shin on that so hard.

    Also, the bed is blocking the closet doors because, I’m assuming… closets are for ladies?

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  • johntwinkletits@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Semicolon my dude

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    • CameronDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Semicolons are feminine

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  • M137@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    YOU’RE*

    How is it so hard to get right?

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    • CameronDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Spellibg, grammar and literacy are feminine

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You joke, but that was my setup for years

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    • CameronDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I bet you’re manly as fuck

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    • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That was my place in Florida. I think I even had the audacity to bring a girl there. IIRC we ended up back at her place.

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  • PacMan@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Needs a ghetto cricket too. If you don’t have one you can make one. Go get a smoke alarm and find the shittiest battery that powers it just enough to chirp

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    • CameronDev@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Perfect for zoom meetings

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• HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Less empty = more thing less fem = man thing The obvious conclusion here, is a room brimming with dildos

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  • Holytimes@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Nothing manlier than being gay?

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    • HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I know several gay people WAY manlier than i. Myself being a cis hetro male.

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• RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  Just get one queen size.

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  • mantricx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    McQueen size

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  • modus@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Why is he Asian?

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    • Xenny@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Made in china

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Add some dildos to the place. Nothing is more manly than thick, juicy dicks. It’s sure to be a conversation-starter, too!

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I didn’t know you could harvest cucumbers indoors!”

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• saturn57@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What this guy needs is obviously a second giant skull.

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  • Obi@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes, but also many more skulls of all sizes, just strewn around the place, he’ll also need more shelves and things to put all the new skulls on them.

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    • DaGreenGobbo@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Skulls for the skull bed!

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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  AROO, BROTHER, GET A MF’IN HOG IN THERE. CRANK THAT MF’ER ANY TIME A BROTHER STARTS THINKING UR FEMININE.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  waifu pillow and film replica swords mounted to the wall

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• Zier@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Only girls have giant skulls in their bedrooms. STFU!!
  And what's with all that black & red? Are you a sissy or something?
  Real, manly men have daisies & paisley with pastel walls. MAN UP BITCH!!!

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  • DrSoap@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I honestly thought this was a girls room and I thought the text was trying to be edgy.

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• SuperRecording@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  toss everything but the cat and the skull. everything you think of adding to the space, ask yourself ‘is this in service of the skull? is this in service of the cat?’

  if neither, don’t add it. rinse & repeat until it looks like a Spirit Halloween to address the emptiness of the space (but know now, it won’t fix the emptiness of your soul)

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  • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Agreed. Cat and skull are doing all the heavy lifting here.

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• Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Giant moose bust

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    you have awakeed something bad in me

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• echodot@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this idiot put the bed against the cupboard so he can’t get access?

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  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Who needs closets when you only have one goth outfit?

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  • Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Extreme manliness demands sacrifices

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  • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    yes he was

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  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Dracula needs no cupboard.

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  • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Headboard

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• driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Add some dirty dishes on the floor. A bowl of spaghetti and an empty can of beer is a easy and masculine touch you can use

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• DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Pentagram above bed and it’s done.

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  • Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I feel like that’s getting back to feminine witchy territory.

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    • DarkCloud@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Okay fine, put a big masculine poster of a muscled up Satan with hot abs and cum gutters and pretend that’s straight.

      Maybe some dumb bells in the corner.

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• Avicenna@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well this guy is definitely trying hard to keep his closet closed, figuratively and physically

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• darthelmet@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well obviously you get rid of the skull. That skull could be male or female. 50/50 removing it decreases femininity of the room.

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  • Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That just feels like some DnD

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• whereitsat@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  obviously a joke. it’s great to see a normal living space on the internet though even though it’s abnormal.

  everywhere i go online i see these pristine hotel or beverly hills living spaces behind the subject of the photo.

  real people have clutter in their house and don’t have 5k an hour interior designers!

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  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Exactly. This person has/needs a full or queen sized bed, but their bedroom isn’t big enough for it. So, it’s blocking the closet, because that’s the only place it can go.

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  • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I saw one yesterday where the person didn’t use a pillow case and the spots on their pillow and bed where they presumably lay were browned. Is that normal?

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• Mangoholic@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Obviously needs more skulls

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• FauxPseudo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Replace the white closet frame and doors with natural wood. Get rid of that skull. Replace it with a taxidermy black bear. Hang a sword above the closet doors. A really goofy looking one from the mall. Unmake the bed. Throw some Cheetos on the floor.

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  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    He has to be careful to not get a feminine sword like a rapier or a khopesh

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  • TehWorld@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’re missing the pile of crusty socks.

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    • Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Pile of crusty socks? This is an adult. There should just be a couple of rigid towels.

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The way you decrease both the emptiness and femininity of this space is to get rid of all the retail mall goth shit, rev up the table saw and make some actual furniture.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    If you’re committed to the black and red aesthetic go with ebonized white oak and glazed black cherry. I’d lean toward the American Craftsman/Mission style, stylish within practicality and built to last, and most importantly would look absolutely stupid in distressed chalk paint.

    There’s a stereotype that men don’t understand bed frames, somebody already in this comment section has posted a bare air mattress on the floor. The other extreme is the fuckateria table on display in the original post. Looks like a futon mat on plywood? Go to a mattress store and buy something that isn’t marked down. As for a bed frame, simplicity is the order of the day. No footboard, if you go with a headboard make it functional. Should be low enough to sit down on, a bed you climb up on is college kid shit.

    A taller dresser is more masculine, compared to a woman’s dressing table.

    A simple rocking chair is surprisingly useful, serves as a dressing rack.

    You’ll probably want three levels of lighting, mood lighting, reading lighting and cleaning lighting. Built-in overhead lights will serve as the latter.

    Avoid any urge to set dress. This isn’t a film set, you don’t have to intentionally clutter tabletops and shelves with shit. Live a life and things to put there will happen to you. For the love of fuck don’t decorate with books you want people to think you read.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Ron Swanson, is that you?

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• deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  How do I make this more incel?

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You need a ceiling fan made out of swords. Nothing is as manly as living under literal spinning death, and the motion will draw onlookers’ attention away from the void.

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  • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Like swords over Damocles

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• Malyca@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Leave it as is and land a banging goth chick

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• Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I mean, with the pink looking underglow and black glitter looking duvet cover it does kinda give goth glam 😅

  My real question is why the fuck it looks like the bed is just permanently blocking the closet lol

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  • QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    kinda reminds me of fnaf 4 ngl

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  • chocrates@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I kind of thought it was one of those scratchy moving blankets dyed black

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bed a bedroom once where the only space to put the bed (a twin!) was with the head of the bed inside the closet.

    Not relevant here, that bed could be moved, but reminded of it.

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• Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The torturing rack in the corner really ties the room together

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• snoons@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Paint the walls with Singularity Black. Cover up the colour of capitalization on human rights.

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• itsgroundhogdayagain@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Some nice curtains would really pull the room together.

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• melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is “tidy” feminine?

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• diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  /srs remove underglow, use plain colored blanket

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• Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cocks everywhere. After all, what is less feminine than giant raging boners?

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• angstylittlecatboy@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I kinda think the red underglow does make it look feminine. I like it.

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