I_Fart_Glitter
@I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
- Comment on "feminine" 2 days ago:
I don’t understand the bed frame. Is it a 2 inch mattress on a platform frame? You’re going to bang your shin on that so hard.
Also, the bed is blocking the closet doors because, I’m assuming… closets are for ladies?
- Comment on "feminine" 2 days ago:
Women hate overhead lighting. We decided at the meeting.
- Comment on sometimes nature is a tattle tale 2 days ago:
🤨
- Comment on sometimes nature is a tattle tale 2 days ago:
You can get pregnant the day after ovulation.
Also, since there seems to be a lack of basic reproductive knowledge here, identical twins come from one egg, fraternal twins come from two eggs, which can occasionally drop on different days, further extending the fertile window.
- Comment on sometimes nature is a tattle tale 2 days ago:
Yes, but sperm live for up to five days in the female reproductive tract. With the 48 hour ovulation, the combined window is 7 days.
Two days or seven days, your slut shaming is not necessary.
- Comment on Dasgustin 3 days ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
To add to this, complementing the object, rather the person puts some distance.
“That color looks great on you!” vs “You look great in that color!”
“I love your outfit!” vs “That outfit really shows off your _____!”
- Comment on Ecosystem services 1 week ago:
They are not harmed by the prions, but they are a vector and their feces can spread them.
This article is about crows spreading CWD, but vultures most likely do the same. Prions are denatured by strong alkaline solutions, but actually strengthened by acidic ones.
- Comment on Ecosystem services 1 week ago:
Their poop is also strongly antimicrobial. They intentionally poop on their feet after walking around on their lunch. It’s basically hand sanitizer.
Might be easier to collect.
- Comment on Ecosystem services 2 weeks ago:
Yes, but they can projectile vomit as a defense mechanism. Imagine the possibilities.
- Comment on In a healthy society Zohran Mamdani would be a centrist. 2 weeks ago:
Every other ad I see is for Jordan Peterson’s weird little propaganda university. I think it’s different from Praeger U, but I don’t watch long enough to know. People are signing up to pay their hard earned, vanishingly valuable dollars to watch right wing propaganda videos. They hunger for it.
- Comment on It really ties the universe together 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
People are keyed up and do not have emotional regulation skills. This is a failure of society.
We make fun of them for their “fake” emotional support animals, their public panic attacks and for their attempts at discreet electronic emotional support. This is also a failure of society.
That guy trying to make it through his fight is not the reason the earth or humans are doomed.
- Comment on When people die in wildfires, is it that the fire spread too fast for people to mobilise escape? Or more that people were delayed leaving? 1 month ago:
Fucking PG&E. After they started 17 fires in Northern California in 2017 and had to pay few bucks and fix a few things, they got super salty and started shutting off all power during red flag days. The longest one was 15 days.
- Comment on Zebra!! 1 month ago:
Have you been tested for chimerism?
- Comment on Dios mio 1 month ago:
She’s upset that the water was stolen from National parks and sold at a premium to people without access to clean tap water.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
Around here it’s horse blankets. Apparently the combo of hair and grease starts dryer fires. “No Horse Blankets! 😡”
- Comment on Every fucking time 1 month ago:
Garron Noone wrote a song about it. Blame the English cunts.
- Comment on I got 99 problems 2 months ago:
I love John Scalzi
- Comment on Durian supremacy 2 months ago:
This is like, the fifteenth time I’ve seen that word in the last two days, after learning it two days ago. Baader–Meinhof.
- Comment on DNAddy 3 months ago:
Half scraggle muffin, half had enough of your shit.
- Comment on DNAddy 3 months ago:
- Comment on How did the OK City bomber do it? Way I understand it is he rented a Ryder truck, stuffed it with fertilizer or something. had a wick and just walked away? Why isn't Ferti like 21 and older? 3 months ago:
It also gets into nearby bodies of water and makes super charged algae that suffocates every living thing in the water.
- Comment on 🐙 Octopus is Octopus 🐙 3 months ago:
Once I learned that “octopodes” is pronounced oct-TOP-o-dees not OCT-uh-pohds it became my pluralization of choice.
- Comment on How should a news article website financially sustain itself? 4 months ago:
I’m happy to pay subscriptions, it’s just frustrating on aggregate sites like this where you see all these interesting titles and want to interact, but don’t subscribe to THAT news site. I can pay for all of them, and I don’t want to support a lot of them.
- Comment on Fake News 4 months ago:
I prefer people who survive the plague 🤷♂️
- Comment on Cunk on bodies 4 months ago:
You seem fun
- Comment on Can someone explain the Birds and the Bees to me? I get its related to sex somehow but was never told the story or where it got started or how come a plant and insect? 4 months ago:
It’s funny that pollination is a better analogy for human reproduction than what goes on with bees.
Now Susan, one of you will be chosen to make ALL the babies, while the rest of you will be sterile workers that serve the queen, building structures and gathering and storing food for her offspring.
You won’t have much interaction with boys, but a lucky few of them will have their turn with Queen and die immediately after (because their penis gets ripped off in the process). You will have to drive any remaining males out of the hive before it gets cold, they aren’t worth keeping alive over the winter. New ones will be made in spring.
- Comment on After opening a jar of pizza sauce, how long would you trust it was still good in the fridge? 4 months ago:
Get a dedicated ice cube tray and freeze leftover sauces like that if you aren’t going to use them often. Pop them out and put in a sealed container or freezer bag as soon as they are frozen. The small size gives you freedom to thaw what you need.
- Comment on My brother has or had now a drinking problem. Now he is asking for the worst tasting crap that he can take a cap full like an airplance bottle so his body whenever he thinks about it will remember 4 months ago:
Bitrex is a substance you put in poisonous stuff (like antifreeze) so that kids and animals don’t drink it.
