I_Fart_Glitter
@I_Fart_Glitter@lemmy.world
- Comment on When people die in wildfires, is it that the fire spread too fast for people to mobilise escape? Or more that people were delayed leaving? 1 day ago:
Fucking PG&E. After they started 17 fires in Northern California in 2017 and had to pay few bucks and fix a few things, they got super salty and started shutting off all power during red flag days. The longest one was 15 days.
- Comment on Zebra!! 3 days ago:
Have you been tested for chimerism?
- Comment on Dios mio 4 days ago:
She’s upset that the water was stolen from National parks and sold at a premium to people without access to clean tap water.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Around here it’s horse blankets. Apparently the combo of hair and grease starts dryer fires. “No Horse Blankets! 😡”
- Comment on Every fucking time 1 week ago:
Garron Noone wrote a song about it. Blame the English cunts.
- Comment on I got 99 problems 3 weeks ago:
I love John Scalzi
- Comment on Durian supremacy 1 month ago:
This is like, the fifteenth time I’ve seen that word in the last two days, after learning it two days ago. Baader–Meinhof.
- Comment on DNAddy 1 month ago:
Half scraggle muffin, half had enough of your shit.
- Comment on DNAddy 1 month ago:
- Comment on How did the OK City bomber do it? Way I understand it is he rented a Ryder truck, stuffed it with fertilizer or something. had a wick and just walked away? Why isn't Ferti like 21 and older? 2 months ago:
It also gets into nearby bodies of water and makes super charged algae that suffocates every living thing in the water.
- Comment on 🐙 Octopus is Octopus 🐙 2 months ago:
Once I learned that “octopodes” is pronounced oct-TOP-o-dees not OCT-uh-pohds it became my pluralization of choice.
- Comment on How should a news article website financially sustain itself? 2 months ago:
I’m happy to pay subscriptions, it’s just frustrating on aggregate sites like this where you see all these interesting titles and want to interact, but don’t subscribe to THAT news site. I can pay for all of them, and I don’t want to support a lot of them.
- Comment on Fake News 2 months ago:
I prefer people who survive the plague 🤷♂️
- Comment on Cunk on bodies 3 months ago:
You seem fun
- Comment on Can someone explain the Birds and the Bees to me? I get its related to sex somehow but was never told the story or where it got started or how come a plant and insect? 3 months ago:
It’s funny that pollination is a better analogy for human reproduction than what goes on with bees.
Now Susan, one of you will be chosen to make ALL the babies, while the rest of you will be sterile workers that serve the queen, building structures and gathering and storing food for her offspring.
You won’t have much interaction with boys, but a lucky few of them will have their turn with Queen and die immediately after (because their penis gets ripped off in the process). You will have to drive any remaining males out of the hive before it gets cold, they aren’t worth keeping alive over the winter. New ones will be made in spring.
- Comment on After opening a jar of pizza sauce, how long would you trust it was still good in the fridge? 3 months ago:
Get a dedicated ice cube tray and freeze leftover sauces like that if you aren’t going to use them often. Pop them out and put in a sealed container or freezer bag as soon as they are frozen. The small size gives you freedom to thaw what you need.
- Comment on My brother has or had now a drinking problem. Now he is asking for the worst tasting crap that he can take a cap full like an airplance bottle so his body whenever he thinks about it will remember 3 months ago:
Bitrex is a substance you put in poisonous stuff (like antifreeze) so that kids and animals don’t drink it.
- Comment on Is there a way I can "hide" money with a program like paypal or something legit? I was planning on getting my family all jerseys on their birthdays. But didn't want to show a huge cash withdraw to do 3 months ago:
Well, it sounds like you put your mom on the account because you trust her judgment. I would have a conversation with her about it, and if you want to keep the surprise for her, just don’t let her know what the item is.
- Comment on Wonder what their cousins liked to snack on... 3 months ago:
Obligatory cat eating pumpkin with yum yum noises: youtube.com/shorts/fw8feygRqG4
- Comment on Is there a way I can "hide" money with a program like paypal or something legit? I was planning on getting my family all jerseys on their birthdays. But didn't want to show a huge cash withdraw to do 3 months ago:
Just let your mom in on the secret. Is she getting one or just your brothers?
- Comment on If a US bank only insures your money up to 250k does that mean I have to visit four different back to have a million dollars insured? 3 months ago:
I use a credit Union and they offer the $250K limit and an additional $250k per beneficiary (person who gets your money if you die) on that account.
- Comment on [deleted] 3 months ago:
There can be family secrets beyond the family tree.
- Comment on Rude 3 months ago:
In geese it’s called a vent.
- Comment on How many times a year do you wash your jeans? 3 months ago:
Nose blindness is real and jeans are very washable. Wash your jeans you stinky hippies.
- Comment on Subtitling a video, what is this sound called? 4 months ago:
It sounds like garbled music. Maybe a longer clip for context?
- Comment on What does the process of disobeying illegal military orders look like? [US] 4 months ago:
This is the number to call if you are given an unlawful and or immoral order.
The way military members view their role in war is a constantly evolving story. Often during their military careers, people start to question or doubt the missions they once signed on to carry out. Some feel asked to carry out orders they never imagined. As citizens themselves, some military members want to use their free speech rights to speak out against injustices they see. Some even find themselves in situations where their conscience won’t allow them to carry out orders they believe to be immoral. And in the rigid military discipline system, people are often curious about their rights in these situations and nervous about possible consequences for acting on their inclinations. There is a long, powerful legacy of military personnel taking courageous action to ensure public visibility and/or accountability for unlawful, unethical and unjust situations carried out by the US military.
- Comment on Rage for the machine? 4 months ago:
And children using litter boxes
- Comment on Rage for the machine? 4 months ago:
Banger.
- Comment on ‘Thank you, billionaires’: S.F. march defends the ultrarich in face of ridicule 4 months ago:
About three dozen people showed up to march for billionaires. About a dozen, including a man dressed satirically as Mr. Monopoly, marched against them, mocking the protest with signs that read, “Let them eat cake” and “Defund the poor.”
- Comment on You are allowed flavor 5 months ago:
He did do that, but was also big racist. Not nearly as motivated as Hitler, but similar viewpoints.