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- Comment on Machines 2 days ago:
what if you just don’t sit down your bag on the weighted area
Believe it or not, straight to jail.
what if you buy multiple items but {} use the number input to adjust the quantity
It multiplies and waits for you to put down everything.
- Comment on Machines 3 days ago:
Weight.
- Comment on epic_prank.gif 4 days ago:
I’ve seen it getting reposted across all shitcord #meme channels circa 2019. Did you just grab something random from your shitpost folder? Yup, a shitpost for sure.
- Comment on I guess there's just high demand for some comics 5 days ago:
@pmjv@lemmy.sdf.org make it cannon (/hj)
- Comment on I guess there's just high demand for some comics 5 days ago:
Wait, since all mobileks are sentient, does this mean that it is forced to see parody of itself on top of the misery of existence matacorp brought onto it during manufacturing?
- Comment on I guess there's just high demand for some comics 5 days ago:
As if it already being all black isn’t a sign everything else (except the RAM) is torched.
I forgot attribution but shittube video IDs:
csYUReEhtvQ(the burn, intentional),dAagyxv5Byg(the guy in the corner telling you how to feel, 5 minute mark). - Comment on I guess there's just high demand for some comics 5 days ago:
angry updoot
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- Comment on Anon loves GOG 6 days ago:
If they have the launcher on all major platforms, it will be an excuse to cut the standalone installers. Be careful what you wish for.
- Comment on Tiddies are nice but the metric system is better 6 days ago:
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- Comment on 1 week ago:
elephant soyjack (reference)
- Comment on Raise your words 1 week ago:
Right click - Remove extension
- Comment on Where did I go wrong? 1 week ago:
Some people who were supposed to report on those areas didn’t, so myths about “there be dragons” spread.
I fit it all in one sentence. What’s so hard?
- Comment on Broomsticks? What is this? The Dark Ages? 1 week ago:
*Adidas
- Comment on Broomsticks? What is this? The Dark Ages? 1 week ago:
Amazingly, the meme way is the best way to demo the plush.
- Comment on The right kind of vibe 1 week ago:
youtu.be/Ha3PktcY5yA (invidious). Don’t use any of the songs mentioned, just this video.
- Comment on Must be what's on my mom's old van. Impossible to stop once it's moving. 1 week ago:
well I love looking at nothing
- Comment on We live in a society... 1 week ago:
Congrats, you invented an electric magnet from first principles.
- Comment on We live in a society... 1 week ago:
I mean, I get that the bottom half is meant to be a taser of sorts with that cylinder thing being a common ready-to-go component, I just don’t get what that giant loop of wire is meant to be doing. Is it an attempt at an EMP thing? Doubt this will do anything significant.
- Comment on We live in a society... 1 week ago:
Drawing of a man holding sign that reads “I require alt text” with a hat reading “alt text hat” and a shirt reading “alt text shirt”.
- Comment on Anon listens to music 2 weeks ago:
true…
- Comment on Capitalism is all about using state power to protect capital by force 2 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Y'all might not be ready for this 2 weeks ago:
Well, there was the entire newsgroup alt.memetics…
- Comment on Y'all might not be ready for this 2 weeks ago:
Well, if you count Lemmy as social media, I guess usenet is… tho it’s for nerds in universities.
- Comment on Capitalism is all about using state power to protect capital by force 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on Happy Wheels is now available on Steam! 2 weeks ago:
You got it backwards last paragraph but yup, nothing to do.
- Comment on Happy Wheels is now available on Steam! 2 weeks ago:
If you’re on a computer that can’t run a web browser in 2026 I’m out of words honestly.
Not everyone can afford all of your Steam Decks or whatever. I am sure there are plenty of people who have to either go do something else while a site loads or browse like this:
“Armadillos” Wikipedia page on Dillo browserObviously not running much of any browser games there, apart from web form quizzes.
Godot exported to the web would definitely run worse than a game made directly for the browser.
Yes, that’s for lazy bastards to try the game when it’s faster to install, or for little Timmy to play on a school computer.
- Comment on Happy Wheels is now available on Steam! 2 weeks ago:
Problem in question is when you have:
- Discord (Electron)
- Slack or Teams whatever
- Steam for DRM (Chrome Embedded Framework)
- The game (Electron)
running all at once. You can just skip Steam and run everything else in one instance of Firefox.
Oh, and let’s not forget the “average person” will also have Spotify (literally just desktop Chrome), the Winsoft from Microdows 11 React Native start menu and the 3 macrohard background Chromium instances from different era embed APIs. Let’s not support it any further.
- Comment on Happy Wheels is now available on Steam! 2 weeks ago:
You waste a few hundred megs of disk storage and a few gigs of RAM to get the same shit as totaljerkface.com/happy_wheels.tjf but with achievements.
Was about to mention the Flash version at happy_wheels_flash.tjf but they broke it. Ran fine at least last year, I tried it.
The only good thing I see here is offline support, although someone could code it as a userscript using “service workers”. I know the totaljerkface won’t, because money. If you really want, you could just open the Newgrounds demo (featuring the Flash exclusive “Green hills” level) in desktop Ruffle. You will get bored of it after a bit but if you get a few dozen more Flash games it’s fine. Oh, and the actual Newgrounds page for it has controller support, it says so in the sidebar. One of the things advertised on Steam is controller support, so I guess that’s nothing new as well… It’s not analog, but I don’t see why anyone wouldn’t be using a dpad here anyway.
- Comment on Happy Wheels is now available on Steam! 2 weeks ago:
It is the original menu 35 second .ogg from 2010 (SuperPretzel.ogg). It is showing “featured levels”, I don’t know when that was finalized but probably around that time.