garbagebagel
@garbagebagel@lemmy.world
- Comment on Anyone interested? 20 hours ago:
Damn I should’ve tried to sell my old couch this way. I didn’t squirt on it, but I sure as heck spilled a lot of shit on it.
- Comment on Does water necessarily seep in your butthole when fully immersed? 21 hours ago:
Bruh the best part of the bidet is the super-soaker power blast douche. Never feel cleaner.
- Comment on 🐀🔥🔥🔥 22 hours ago:
Oh was it made with Dave’s Hot Sauce? I had a customer bring in his own Ultimate Insanity hot sauce to use in a Prairie Fire shot (tequila+hot sauce). Shit looked ROUGH. He let me keep the hot sauce after though and it became one of my partner’s favourites.
- Comment on Did you have one of these? 1 day ago:
No that was too bougie for us, but I did have a string that I had tied from my bed to the light switch. And honestly why did they take away our sticky outy light switches?
- Comment on Great Advertise 3 days ago:
So welcoming, that’s why we’re trying to pass Bill C-2.
- Comment on And I'm bored 4 days ago:
Me @ this meme: hahaha tiktokers do be like that
Also me when I have to read more than one paragraph: 😴
- Comment on Is it okay to cover the outside of a microwave in aluminum to prevent or lessen microwave WiFi interference? 5 days ago:
Yeah mine does the same to my Bluetooth headphones if I’m near it, but for like the two minutes that I’m microwaving my lunch, who cares. I want to know what the hell OP is using their microwave so much for.
- Comment on And nothing of value was lost 6 days ago:
The good thing about forgiveness is that it doesn’t have to be actually granted in order for the person to see the errors in their way and meaningfully repent. Works the other way too, you don’t have to forgive anyone for anything ever (though that can arguably be harmful to yourself).
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 6 days ago:
Pauly Shore as Pinocchio as James Bond. Instant hit.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 6 days ago:
We have all the sausage in the world.
- Comment on Saw this on r*ddit, had to share with my people 6 days ago:
I thought that movie was pretty decent actually.
- Comment on erm what the heck 6 days ago:
Oh I’m about to cancel my spotify but was worried about some of the music I like which I couldn’t transfer over to qobuz. Didn’t even think that an ad block would work on it… Does it work with something like Rethink for the app or are you talking browser only?
- Comment on erm what the heck 1 week ago:
I just swapped to Qobuz this month. So far it is pretty decent!
- Comment on The woman in the center of this pic is Dead 1 week ago:
From what I’ve been seeing in this sub lately, I’m not even sure I know what the fuck a shitpost is. Am I wrong or are they wrong?
- Comment on How do you reconcile staying sane while keeping yourself up-to-date with the news? 1 week ago:
Second the hell out of this. It can take a lot out of you emotionally, and you need to take breaks, but I feel so much better when I’m among others who are also working to make positive change.
- Comment on Google AI strikes again 1 week ago:
This is a cute lil mistake. I genuinely thought you were just shitposting til I saw this comment.
- Comment on Where are all the successful "red cities"? 1 week ago:
Springfield, Missouri, apparently.
- Comment on What would happen if I just drove straight south to Mexico? 1 week ago:
I’m sorry you’ve lost the right to do actual good work in the places that probably need it most. I don’t know about teaching in Mexico but you could try Canada? Although we’re being picky with immigrants now too (and our shitty government refuses to admit that trans people from the US should be granted refugee status here).
- Comment on What would happen if I just drove straight south to Mexico? 1 week ago:
Mexico City has a much better scene for queer folks if you’re serious. Though there is quite a bit of pushback currently about US remote workers moving down there and gentrifying.
- Comment on How do you combat boredom? 2 weeks ago:
So many people here saying to do things like hobbies (which can be great), but aren’t any of you ever bored while doing your hobbies? I have like at least 5 different hobbies at any given time and even though I often love them, sometimes no matter what I try I’m just bored as fuck.
- Comment on That sounds like a fun thing to do 2 weeks ago:
I upvoted cause I didn’t notice what community it was in. While my heart continues to want the upvote because it’s a nice post, I will take your point and remove it :(
- Comment on Are password managers secure to use? 2 weeks ago:
I write my passwords on paper in code, like my dad taught me to do.
However, just a personal anectdote, my uncle passed suddenly and he had written all his passwords (not in code) on a spreadsheet with each account, which he then printed. I promise you, this single piece of paper was one of the most helpful things I could’ve asked for in sorting out all of his assets. It was a genuine lifesaver. Now I often think that maybe I should be sharing my password with an S.O. or someone else close to me just to make their life easier if I were to die tomorrow.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Okay fine I’ll get up. Jeez.
- Comment on When you are really dumb and don't realize it 2 weeks ago:
My physio asked me where I got my tattoo (that she was staring at). Tell my why my brain said “on my leg” and I had a mild stroke before I could say the name of the shop.
- Comment on What makes a fart dry vs wet? 2 weeks ago:
What about when its not like poop-poop but like the clear poop juice? (Sorry I don’t know how to word this but this is a serious question)
- Comment on Why do so many people seem confused about what appeals to male gays? Do they not know how sexual orientation works? 2 weeks ago:
This is a really fucking funny joke and I am so sad I needed you to explain it.
- Comment on Is it weird I don't typically answer how old I am anymore, because literally nobody besides my family believes me? 2 weeks ago:
Huh, TIL that identical twins can be different heights.
- Comment on Deserved? Poll inside 2 weeks ago:
LOL my partner is a germaphobe and would be very upset if I touched his food. I’ll cook it, sure, but I sure as fuck wouldn’t poke his food with my bare hands randomly at dinner.
- Comment on Where were you when the final Garfield comic dropped...? 3 weeks ago:
I’m genuinely so fucking mad but I am upvoting because it is good.
- Comment on Can a Russian pls confirm 3 weeks ago:
I believe you but I like it so much that I’m gonna start using it anyway.