garbagebagel

@garbagebagel@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I miss myspace⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You can still watch cat videos, they’re just sandwiched in between hell and sadness to keep you scrolling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She would be proud⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Here’s a fun fact I never needed to know: my grandmother had eight children in her life and never had a single orgasm.

  You’re welcome.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bad luck for everyone involved. Even the kid.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if me accidentally kicking over a table full of mirrors in 7th grade caused this timeline to go the way it has

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The key is to match the 4/10 pain with a 8/10 high⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Stop gaslighting me, doctor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A bit rubbery...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s a heck of a lot more than mildly vulva

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The key is to match the 4/10 pain with a 8/10 high⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My RMT today was going through the initial questions and asked “pain?” With regards to my physical pain, and then went “stress?” And my brain short-circuited and I said “isn’t that the same thing” so I’d say 10/10 for both in these times, thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨AI slop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These interactions bring me more joy than they have any right to

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Makes your jaw drop in amazement⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  While this execution is gross, I had a coworker whose husband worked at the dump and he got his hands on a portapotty (like the construction ones). Cleaned it out, took it home and built a nice little outhouse around it. It was perfect for when they were in hot tub or just hanging out outside and didn’t want to wet/muddy the house.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Putting the die in diet⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I feel this without the alcohol so maybe I should try this diet and lose some weight at least.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chloroform 🌸 😋 💕 💕⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  In small amounts and mixed with things it tastes good, but straight up vanilla extract would make me puke. Love the smell though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey, you're an ass man. I have this problem with my bum. Could you take a look?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In my brain it was just “piles of shit”, but I guess hemorrhoids is worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Heavy is the head that wears the crown⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s definitely a country by country thing. BK in Mexico is (or at least was when I lived there) pretty awesome. BK in the UK also pretty decent. BK in Canada is garbage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Images of 'Saint Luigi Mangione, The patron saint of health care justice' have been making rounds on social media"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You know, I feel like the thousands of people thirsting after him would be a pretty good ego boost at least. Enough to make up for the psychological torture of being framed? Probs not, buuuuuutttt…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Images of 'Saint Luigi Mangione, The patron saint of health care justice' have been making rounds on social media"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Unhinged and I am so here for it. Peace be with you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Post-election blues⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m Canadian, but I think after next year I’ll be on our own track, only with a slightly smaller and less effective train

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lemmy rn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Happens in Canada too, only we actually have multiple parties. but the left sides tend to split the vote more whereas the right manages to have less splintering and usually will back one of the major conservative parties. It sucks honestly but I’m okay with it because at least I don’t feel my vote is wasted when I vote for an alternative.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lemmy rn⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t there something about the president having to be American born too? Keanu was born in Lebanon and is Canadian. I think he probably has dual citizenship with the states but it sounds complicated…

  Also holy smokes he is 60???

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not worried you're worried⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok just hurry up and get your citizenship so you can help us vote against the guy who’s trying to be like Trump, thnx.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm not worried you're worried⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Clearly not only cis white men voted for him though. And those people are definitely going to be hurt, and I’m sorry to say but they will fucking deserve it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn right I'm a silly goose⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Idk if this is an effective life hack but I’ve seen a few instances where just appealing makes things go away (whether they were warranted or not).

  Just last week I had a friend appeal a ticket just because he didn’t realize it was paid parking, they let him go as a first time incident.

  My partner has appealed 3 tickets on separate occasions and gotten away pretty scot free (twice, a typo on the ticket and once the cop showed up to the appeal and told him to donate some money to charity in lieu of forcing him to pay the ticket). Most of the time it’s more effort for them to fight you on it, so you might as well try ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Damn right I'm a silly goose⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought they just meant because it’s paid parking not that they didn’t know how to park. Many jobs I’ve had have paid parking, which is bonkers to think you’re paying to be at work but such is capitalism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shart, not fart⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Never shoes, baby

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah sweet!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not vegan or vegetarian anymore because I have a lot of allergies that prevent me from eating plant based anything. But I also try to limit it to locally and ethically harvested when I do eat meat.

  I identify as agnostic and definitely don’t believe that any one living being is better or more special than the others (except maybe cats).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ah sweet!⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  This is unironically one of my favourite questions to ask new friends. I’ve gotten a variety of answers, but my own response has always been yes, if the person was healthy and had clearly consented.

  In my opinion, cannibalism is bad for two main reasons, 1) it can be unsafe if the person was ill, the meat has spoiled, or if it’s done too often (this has been studied in cannibalistic rituals) and 2) it’s unethical if the person doesn’t consent to it.

  Eating animal meat is non consensual and there can be diseases in there too - many people have died from it. Just because it’s more socially acceptable, I don’t really see it as an ethically better decision.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨TEAR OFF YOUR SKIN⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Got destroyed by mosquitos today. Feel you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Somehow USB disks are still the easiest and most reliable way⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Glad I’m not the only one! I am extra old and use my Hotmail too…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy International Blue Screen Day⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn this morning I wished so hard my company was in the affected group. Alas, we all still had to work.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Turtle might still be alive⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  ACHABB

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Loyalty⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Reminds me of when they tried to kill Speedy Gonzales. It sure as heck wasn’t mexicans that were complaining then, we love that little mofo.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks, Amy.⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait is that what those little holes do???