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What makes a fart dry vs wet?

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨cheese_greater@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Enkrod@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    So, behind your anus, there is your rectum, it’s a chamber that is usually empty, only if the colon is too full or shortly before you defecate does it get filled with stool.

    Normal farts are gas coming from your colon and filling your rectum like a balloon, when you fart all that pressure is released and because the rectum is usually empty, only gas escapes.

    But when you do have stool in your rectum… for example because your colon is overflowing into it or because the consistency of your stool is too fluid to be held back from the rectum, then that depressurization will push out with it the other content of your ass, straight into your underpants.

    This is btw. how anal-sex is usually cleaner than people imagine it to be, because the rectum is empty (mostly) clean.

    Still… wash your hands/dick/toy before touching anyone, anything or anywhere else. Generally be hygienic guys.

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    • someguy3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      So when we get the feeling of needing to poop, is that the rectum filling up or something else?

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      • Enkrod@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Yes, the need to defecate is (mostly) governed by the rectal walls stretching.

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    • garbagebagel@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      What about when its not like poop-poop but like the clear poop juice? (Sorry I don’t know how to word this but this is a serious question)

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      • Enkrod@feddit.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I’m not a doctor, just a curious guy with an equally curious girlfriend and since we like to be informed we’ve read up on stuff. Also I suffer from irritable bowel syndrome so I know a little bit about that. But if you have serious questions don’t ask me, ask a medical professional.

        Having said that, that clear, slimy butt-juice is called mucus, it’s what’s coating your colon and just a little bit of slimy mucus in your stool is normal.

        Large amounts of clear(ish) stool could be something a doctor should look into.

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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Moisture?

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    • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Image

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      • neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Merman!

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    • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      And lack of it.

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  • Berttheduck@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    A wet fart is a slightly more polite way to say shit yourself.

    Basically if there is poo in your undies after a fart it was a wet day.

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  • sbeak@sopuli.xyz ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I always thought it was the sound. A dry pop vs a wet squelch

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  • shaggyb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Poop

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  • Lasherz12@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    The swamp ass factor (saf) as well as the % forecast on diarrhea.

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  • Steve@communick.news ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    All farts are dry. If it’s wet, it’s known a shart.
    As in a shit you thought was a fart.

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  • EarthshipTechIntern01@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Moisture

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  • BussyGyatt@feddit.org ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Moisture/fat content of the fart.

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    • cheese_greater@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      How can a fart be fatty?

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      • BussyGyatt@feddit.org ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Hey everyone, get a load of “Never had a greasy fart” over here.

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  • capuccino@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Where a I live when we hear a fart like that we say “salió con caldito”.

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    • teft@piefed.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      "It came with a little broth?"

      I love it.

      De donde eres?

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      • capuccino@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

        Sonora 🦌

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    • Kaput@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Where I live it’s a “pet-sauce”

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wetness.

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    It’s a delicate balance of semen content, obviously.

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  • jhoward@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Taco Bell

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  • FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Shit. The answer is shit.

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  • wise_pancake@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Diet plays a role

    Most people don’t get enough fiber, I put ground flax seed in yogurt and try to up my fruit intake.

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  • nutsack@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    poop

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  • neidu3@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Lack of a skidmark

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  • deadcatbounce@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Distance from a toilet. Further you are away, the wetter it’s likely to be tending towards diarrhoea.

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  • CobblerScholar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Position of your hole and cheeks I imagine

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