FenderStratocaster
@FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world
- Comment on traffic jam 1 week ago:
What’s difference between jelly and jam? I can’t jelly a gerbil up my ass.
- Comment on Too many non-working holidays in America. 2 weeks ago:
They work 6 days a week though. So subtract 52 days a year from that 35 and they are 11 days short of the US with 6. They are worse off.
- Comment on Too many non-working holidays in America. 2 weeks ago:
How old are they? I feel like old people have nothing other than their jobs. They never had many hobbies and they never had to raise their kids.
- Comment on Too many non-working holidays in America. 2 weeks ago:
“Yeah, PTO is gay!” - Guy who works part-time at Dollar General.
- Comment on Too many non-working holidays in America. 2 weeks ago:
Hoffa and JFK got whacked for less than this.
- Comment on Who needs it? 1 month ago:
YouTube shorts are fantastic. You have to be into misogyny though.
- Comment on 'Black Mirror: Bandersnatch' and 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt' Interactive Specials Leaving Netflix 2 months ago:
I wish they just made Bandersnatch into an episode where I didn’t have to make choices. The whole retro gaming vibe was sweet. The new episode with Will Poulter as the game CEO was pretty good.
- Comment on bruh 2 months ago:
Is that Anna-Sophia Robb?
- Comment on Surely the moderators, admins, investors and bots would never interfere in any way 2 months ago:
Unlike here, where we use the power of Linux knowledge to gather dozens of “facial hair illiterate” elite to stop the forces of evil.
- Comment on Anon studies Buddhism 2 months ago:
I’ve been looking for a book that is a collection of them
- Comment on What Could Go Wrong? App to help parents find childcare on demand 2 months ago:
I’m going to catfish the kids and pretend I’m Blippi and eventually con them out of tens of dollars.
- Comment on Anon studies Buddhism 2 months ago:
Look up Altoona pizza.
- Comment on Anon studies Buddhism 2 months ago:
He was tired from fighting all those other dudes. Of course he killed him
- Comment on Anon studies Buddhism 2 months ago:
That’s like saying, “I used to be a fan of pizza until I had one in Altoona, PA.”
There’s better pizza out there.
- Comment on Anon studies Buddhism 2 months ago:
A monkey was in a tree above a river and plunged into it. He came out with a fish and scurried up a tree. Once safe in it’s branches he said to the fish, “Holy shit, good thing I was here. You were about to drown!”
Intention without awareness can be harmful.
Another one is the two monks.
Two monks are traveling. Their sect of Buddhism doesn’t allow them to touch women. They came across a river and when they crossed it they saw a woman who capsized her canoe. The elder Monk swam to the woman and helped her to the shore. She hurt her leg so he carried her to the rest of her party.
Once they were traveling again, the younger monk continued to badger the elder Monk on why he thought it was okay to touch that woman. The elder Monk said, “I am no longer carrying that woman. Why do you insist on continuing to carry her?”
- Comment on In the not too distant past this was a thing 2 months ago:
I use my Garmin instinct to track fitness. I love it
- Comment on ‘Snow White’ Banned in Lebanon Due to Gal Gadot Being on Country’s ‘Israel Boycott List’ 2 months ago:
I wish I were Lebanon, but my wife is going to make we watch that shit I guarantee it.
- Comment on I can't believe it 2 months ago:
As an American, I’d try it. I just don’t understand it.
- Comment on Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this 3 months ago:
Gimme one of these bad boys and utility razor. Image
- Comment on Who's fastest, Sonic or The Flash? 3 months ago:
No, he had Yeezy’s. This wasn’t 1964.
- Comment on Who's fastest, Sonic or The Flash? 3 months ago:
Neither are as fast as my friend Ryan after he got his new shoes. He was so fast. Like really really fast. But he got hit by a garbage truck and can’t walk without a cane now. His mom works at Waffle House. His brother plays Fortnite on Switch.
- Comment on Po-tay-toes 3 months ago:
There’s no pot of gold at the end of the potato rainbow. I’ve been down that road.
- Comment on The gentrified forest near me removed the bins. .. From their café/picnic area 3 months ago:
But they sell disposable items, likely for profit. They can’t have a system to dispose of trash in a responsible manner?
