FenderStratocaster

@FenderStratocaster@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨'Black Mirror: Bandersnatch' and 'Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt' Interactive Specials Leaving Netflix⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish they just made Bandersnatch into an episode where I didn’t have to make choices. The whole retro gaming vibe was sweet. The new episode with Will Poulter as the game CEO was pretty good.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨bruh⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is that Anna-Sophia Robb?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Surely the moderators, admins, investors and bots would never interfere in any way⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Unlike here, where we use the power of Linux knowledge to gather dozens of “facial hair illiterate” elite to stop the forces of evil.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon studies Buddhism⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been looking for a book that is a collection of them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What Could Go Wrong? App to help parents find childcare on demand⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m going to catfish the kids and pretend I’m Blippi and eventually con them out of tens of dollars.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon studies Buddhism⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Look up Altoona pizza.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon studies Buddhism⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He was tired from fighting all those other dudes. Of course he killed him

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon studies Buddhism⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s like saying, “I used to be a fan of pizza until I had one in Altoona, PA.”

  There’s better pizza out there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon studies Buddhism⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A monkey was in a tree above a river and plunged into it. He came out with a fish and scurried up a tree. Once safe in it’s branches he said to the fish, “Holy shit, good thing I was here. You were about to drown!”

  Intention without awareness can be harmful.

  Another one is the two monks.

  Two monks are traveling. Their sect of Buddhism doesn’t allow them to touch women. They came across a river and when they crossed it they saw a woman who capsized her canoe. The elder Monk swam to the woman and helped her to the shore. She hurt her leg so he carried her to the rest of her party.

  Once they were traveling again, the younger monk continued to badger the elder Monk on why he thought it was okay to touch that woman. The elder Monk said, “I am no longer carrying that woman. Why do you insist on continuing to carry her?”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the not too distant past this was a thing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I use my Garmin instinct to track fitness. I love it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘Snow White’ Banned in Lebanon Due to Gal Gadot Being on Country’s ‘Israel Boycott List’⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wish I were Lebanon, but my wife is going to make we watch that shit I guarantee it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't believe it⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As an American, I’d try it. I just don’t understand it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Definitely didn't waste half an hour making this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Gimme one of these bad boys and utility razor. Image

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's fastest, Sonic or The Flash?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  No, he had Yeezy’s. This wasn’t 1964.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who's fastest, Sonic or The Flash?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Neither are as fast as my friend Ryan after he got his new shoes. He was so fast. Like really really fast. But he got hit by a garbage truck and can’t walk without a cane now. His mom works at Waffle House. His brother plays Fortnite on Switch.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Po-tay-toes⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s no pot of gold at the end of the potato rainbow. I’ve been down that road.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The gentrified forest near me removed the bins. .. From their café/picnic area⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But they sell disposable items, likely for profit. They can’t have a system to dispose of trash in a responsible manner?