Kaput
@Kaput@lemmy.world
- Comment on why 1 day ago:
on dit un char.
- Comment on why 1 day ago:
The male word is also used as slur for men in Québec. It’s usually accompanied by copious religious profanity and a few tasteful adjectives.
- C’est un ostie de câlisse de chien sale à marde, Tabarnak!
- Comment on why 1 day ago:
Pierre-Frédérique-Antoine and Mike having llunch after french class. Mike : Oh wregaarde un mouche! PFA : non, on dit UNE mouche. Mike: wow t’as de bons zyeux!
- Comment on Honestly wtf? 4 days ago:
isn’t that like the nightmare drug, that you can rather easily die from?
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 6 days ago:
Well dépends, sometimes promising it’ll be quick, won’t feel a thing seals the deal.
- Comment on And my premature ejaculation is the shortcoming!? 6 days ago:
I used to be a wet dreamer like you, but then I took few decades to the knee.
- Comment on Insulin 1 week ago:
What USA is experiencing is feral Capitalism.
- Comment on Countdown is starting 1 week ago:
There you go somafm.com/player/#/now-playing/xmasinfrisko enjoy Christmas music again
- Comment on SipsTea 1 week ago:
Grandparent at 50 is better than grandparents at 70
- Comment on The european mind can't comprehend this 4 months ago:
Maxim 6 If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
- Comment on What makes a fart dry vs wet? 4 months ago:
Where I live it’s a “pet-sauce”
- Comment on Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is 4 months ago:
My favorite nurse story is about a vibrating dildo owner waiting for the battery to die to get it removed. Apparently the vibrations could be heard in the hallway when the patient was sleeping against the metal bed rail.
- Comment on Fluffy Plums 4 months ago:
Girls fart butterflies, unicorn fart these guys.
- Comment on USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 4 months ago:
Or maybe dodging the no meat Friday of the Catholic Church. ?
- Comment on You can only bring back one. Which do you choose? 4 months ago:
www.toysrus.ca/en/home It Still is in business
- Comment on My son got Nikes so he doesn't get teased. 4 months ago:
Parenting is hard. She didn’t just by him bullying resistant shoes, She also bought herself a break from dealing with the guilt or fear of her son getting teased. And that’s perfectly fine in my opinion, choose your fight because life has lots of them. Offering your son other options in the future will be good too. These are not Nike they’re better.
- Comment on Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face 4 months ago:
I almost bought one as a Christmas present for my mom when I was ten. The last in the catalogue was holding it to her shoulder… I’m so glad I picked the brass penguin instead.
- Comment on Nostalgia hit me. 5 months ago:
L’allemand est la langue Lemmy du matin chez moi. Ça met un peu de magie quand je prend mon café, j’essaie de deviner de qui les mêmes parlent. Cette image était une des premières qui m’a frappé.
Dear Americans there are hundreds of languages on the planet, in this time translating something is so easy, try embracing them rather than disappearing them.
- Comment on Nostalgia hit me. 5 months ago:
What is that picture from?
- Comment on Steam Summer Sale 2025 has begun! 5 months ago:
What should I get? I’m back on Morrowind from a bout of dwarf fortress. A modern Morrowind would be perfect. But not oblivion I need something fresh. I’ve been eyeing start citizen but the reviews are really lackluster especially about the thing I care about.
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 5 months ago:
St-Laurent frappé un Montreal.
- Comment on Dear Leader 5 months ago:
I was told there would be so much heavy equipment it would destroy the road for three generations. Oh look it’s heavy equipment from over three generations ago.
- Comment on Anon ups his fibre intake 5 months ago:
Moose in heat living in my colon.
- Comment on They used to keep that thing ice cold straight through the 90s. 5 months ago:
Are they kept warm today? Like in a warmer water bucket or they just shove it in your armpit for a minute before inserting? (I must add, Vaginas are awesome be nice to them)
- Comment on If I could make hairstyles come back into fashion I would pick this. The 80s were magical with their hairspray creations. 5 months ago:
Yeah, Mohawk need structural strength, like gel or egg whites. That fluffy look can only be achieved with hairspray. And the fluffing turns out into a bomb, like creamer powder thrown into a camp fire. It’s like comparing diesel to gasoline
- Comment on If I could make hairstyles come back into fashion I would pick this. The 80s were magical with their hairspray creations. 5 months ago:
I think the word is flammable.
- Comment on Who is Sodium Lauryl Sulfate and why is she in my toothpaste? 😡🤬😡 5 months ago:
And why do you need supervision while brushing your theeth?
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 5 months ago:
The cable guy. Scary Jim Carey is scary. And the ending was visionary.
- Comment on Tough situation 5 months ago:
French song about it youtu.be/xgS6bJsWFn4
- Comment on Let's play this game again 6 months ago:
And sell it a second time.