Kaput
@Kaput@lemmy.world
- Comment on The european mind can't comprehend this 1 day ago:
Maxim 6 If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.
- Comment on What makes a fart dry vs wet? 1 week ago:
Where I live it’s a “pet-sauce”
- Comment on Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is 2 weeks ago:
My favorite nurse story is about a vibrating dildo owner waiting for the battery to die to get it removed. Apparently the vibrations could be heard in the hallway when the patient was sleeping against the metal bed rail.
- Comment on Fluffy Plums 2 weeks ago:
Girls fart butterflies, unicorn fart these guys.
- Comment on USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA 2 weeks ago:
Or maybe dodging the no meat Friday of the Catholic Church. ?
- Comment on You can only bring back one. Which do you choose? 2 weeks ago:
www.toysrus.ca/en/home It Still is in business
- Comment on My son got Nikes so he doesn't get teased. 2 weeks ago:
Parenting is hard. She didn’t just by him bullying resistant shoes, She also bought herself a break from dealing with the guilt or fear of her son getting teased. And that’s perfectly fine in my opinion, choose your fight because life has lots of them. Offering your son other options in the future will be good too. These are not Nike they’re better.
- Comment on Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face 3 weeks ago:
I almost bought one as a Christmas present for my mom when I was ten. The last in the catalogue was holding it to her shoulder… I’m so glad I picked the brass penguin instead.
- Comment on Nostalgia hit me. 4 weeks ago:
L’allemand est la langue Lemmy du matin chez moi. Ça met un peu de magie quand je prend mon café, j’essaie de deviner de qui les mêmes parlent. Cette image était une des premières qui m’a frappé.
Dear Americans there are hundreds of languages on the planet, in this time translating something is so easy, try embracing them rather than disappearing them.
- Comment on Nostalgia hit me. 4 weeks ago:
What is that picture from?
- Comment on Steam Summer Sale 2025 has begun! 4 weeks ago:
What should I get? I’m back on Morrowind from a bout of dwarf fortress. A modern Morrowind would be perfect. But not oblivion I need something fresh. I’ve been eyeing start citizen but the reviews are really lackluster especially about the thing I care about.
- Comment on A cuppa Jill 5 weeks ago:
St-Laurent frappé un Montreal.
- Comment on Dear Leader 5 weeks ago:
I was told there would be so much heavy equipment it would destroy the road for three generations. Oh look it’s heavy equipment from over three generations ago.
- Comment on Anon ups his fibre intake 5 weeks ago:
Moose in heat living in my colon.
- Comment on They used to keep that thing ice cold straight through the 90s. 1 month ago:
Are they kept warm today? Like in a warmer water bucket or they just shove it in your armpit for a minute before inserting? (I must add, Vaginas are awesome be nice to them)
- Comment on If I could make hairstyles come back into fashion I would pick this. The 80s were magical with their hairspray creations. 1 month ago:
Yeah, Mohawk need structural strength, like gel or egg whites. That fluffy look can only be achieved with hairspray. And the fluffing turns out into a bomb, like creamer powder thrown into a camp fire. It’s like comparing diesel to gasoline
- Comment on If I could make hairstyles come back into fashion I would pick this. The 80s were magical with their hairspray creations. 1 month ago:
I think the word is flammable.
- Comment on Who is Sodium Lauryl Sulfate and why is she in my toothpaste? 😡🤬😡 1 month ago:
And why do you need supervision while brushing your theeth?
- Comment on The Faculty, any day 1 month ago:
The cable guy. Scary Jim Carey is scary. And the ending was visionary.
- Comment on Tough situation 1 month ago:
French song about it youtu.be/xgS6bJsWFn4
- Comment on Let's play this game again 2 months ago:
And sell it a second time.
- Comment on Bookmark 2 months ago:
Thank you, they’re hilarious.
- Comment on Bookmark 2 months ago:
It’s not I want it too. Is ask my mom to make some.
- Comment on Monkey :) 2 months ago:
Obligatory monkey on video. youtu.be/7R_p5iWgob0
- Comment on New Posters for ‘Superman’ 2 months ago:
Why they don’t put Clark on the poster?
- Comment on Be sure to count your turns 2 months ago:
Interesting thank you.
- Comment on Be sure to count your turns 2 months ago:
Any truth to this? I doubt it but still…I wouldn’t know.
- Comment on Relatable 2 months ago:
Fart while sneezing also hurts. Feels like something ripping.
- Comment on Choose one 2 months ago:
What is the engineer Hammer’s purpose?
- Comment on Chilly cheese dog 3 months ago:
I hate you…