Kaput

@Kaput@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The european mind can't comprehend this⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Maxim 6 If violence wasn’t your last resort, you failed to resort to enough of it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What makes a fart dry vs wet?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Where I live it’s a “pet-sauce”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sounds funny but THIS is how it actually is⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My favorite nurse story is about a vibrating dildo owner waiting for the battery to die to get it removed. Apparently the vibrations could be heard in the hallway when the patient was sleeping against the metal bed rail.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fluffy Plums⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Girls fart butterflies, unicorn fart these guys.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨USA 🇺🇸 USA 🇺🇸 USA⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Or maybe dodging the no meat Friday of the Catholic Church. ?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨You can only bring back one. Which do you choose?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  www.toysrus.ca/en/home It Still is in business

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My son got Nikes so he doesn't get teased.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Parenting is hard. She didn’t just by him bullying resistant shoes, She also bought herself a break from dealing with the guilt or fear of her son getting teased. And that’s perfectly fine in my opinion, choose your fight because life has lots of them. Offering your son other options in the future will be good too. These are not Nike they’re better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guaranteed NO ONE ever used this on their face⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I almost bought one as a Christmas present for my mom when I was ten. The last in the catalogue was holding it to her shoulder… I’m so glad I picked the brass penguin instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nostalgia hit me.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  L’allemand est la langue Lemmy du matin chez moi. Ça met un peu de magie quand je prend mon café, j’essaie de deviner de qui les mêmes parlent. Cette image était une des premières qui m’a frappé.

  Dear Americans there are hundreds of languages on the planet, in this time translating something is so easy, try embracing them rather than disappearing them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nostalgia hit me.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What is that picture from?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam Summer Sale 2025 has begun!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What should I get? I’m back on Morrowind from a bout of dwarf fortress. A modern Morrowind would be perfect. But not oblivion I need something fresh. I’ve been eyeing start citizen but the reviews are really lackluster especially about the thing I care about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A cuppa Jill⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  St-Laurent frappé un Montreal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dear Leader⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was told there would be so much heavy equipment it would destroy the road for three generations. Oh look it’s heavy equipment from over three generations ago.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon ups his fibre intake⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Moose in heat living in my colon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They used to keep that thing ice cold straight through the 90s.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are they kept warm today? Like in a warmer water bucket or they just shove it in your armpit for a minute before inserting? (I must add, Vaginas are awesome be nice to them)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I could make hairstyles come back into fashion I would pick this. The 80s were magical with their hairspray creations.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, Mohawk need structural strength, like gel or egg whites. That fluffy look can only be achieved with hairspray. And the fluffing turns out into a bomb, like creamer powder thrown into a camp fire. It’s like comparing diesel to gasoline

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If I could make hairstyles come back into fashion I would pick this. The 80s were magical with their hairspray creations.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the word is flammable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Who is Sodium Lauryl Sulfate and why is she in my toothpaste? 😡🤬😡⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And why do you need supervision while brushing your theeth?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Faculty, any day⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The cable guy. Scary Jim Carey is scary. And the ending was visionary.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tough situation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  French song about it youtu.be/xgS6bJsWFn4

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's play this game again⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And sell it a second time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bookmark⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you, they’re hilarious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Bookmark⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not I want it too. Is ask my mom to make some.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Monkey :)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Obligatory monkey on video. youtu.be/7R_p5iWgob0

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New Posters for ‘Superman’⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why they don’t put Clark on the poster?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be sure to count your turns⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Interesting thank you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be sure to count your turns⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Any truth to this? I doubt it but still…I wouldn’t know.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Relatable⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fart while sneezing also hurts. Feels like something ripping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Choose one⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What is the engineer Hammer’s purpose?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Chilly cheese dog⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I hate you…