modus

@modus@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨👴☝️I did that⁩ ⁨⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow. Fuck that.

  I’m actually curious enough to buy one to see how bad they actually are now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨👴☝️I did that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Use an external media player. Personally, I use a roku routed through a pihole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨👴☝️I did that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t connect them to the internet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a paramedic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  We’re right here, bro.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Incredible random sunset⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve decided not to answer whether or not this is true because I also wouldn’t be surprised if it was.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Incredible random sunset⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Gastrectomy. People are having their lower intestinal tract removed to lower body mass, obtain a slimmer look, and prevent over-absorption of weight-gaining nutrients. It’s popular in Walmarts and Dollar General parking lot communities.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨that's some fucking aerodynamics bro⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You are all getting it wrong. That boat is obscuring the rear window. The driver has a creative air scoop for airing out the stench of the rotting hooker carcass in the back. Ingenious, if you ask me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨An 82-year-old YouTuber grandma was raided by police and SWATs during her live stream last night where she plays Minecraft to raise money for her grandsons cancer. Authorities brought 20 police cars⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They probably reported to the operator an excess of melanin at the residence.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ever create an account just to leave a negative review?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They really should have had a medical consultant on set for realism. Otherwise that cinematic masterpiece is nothing more than high-budget copaganda trying to make cops look smarter than they actually are.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Japanese authorities just dropped a Minecraft map based on actual submarine topographic data, and it lets you explore the seabed from Tokyo Bay to the Mariana Trench⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Rule 42, § 3.2 confirms that yes, you are obligated to receive said services upon completion of your quest.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What gaming console you owned disappointed you the most and why ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah I can see buying it as a curiosity, but did any kid ever actually ask to go home so they can play their Virtual Boy?

  And, holy shit, they’re going for a decent price on eBay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Gold⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s where we currently stand.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What gaming console you owned disappointed you the most and why ?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I tried one in the local shop and couldn’t see why anyone would want that shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I guessed⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do what I do and have someone else kill it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Need a AI update⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Keeps it ultra sharp with blade angles calculated by the latest AI-generated honing algorithms.

  Also, fuck your privacy. Let us in your home.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨try out my AI agent bro, it'll change your life bro, I swear...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s only one shovel in that slop. The rest are all just handles.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We dunking on England again⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The bigger ones get dragged through the mud.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people really lack civic sense⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Luigi has entered the chat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨thinking outside the box⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Give it a Europe -sounding name first.

  The Spühlmößen: Adventure awaits!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And toxic in large amounts!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Consume too much? Dead. Inhale too much? Dead. Go too deep into it? Dead.

  We really should be regulating the stuff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Electricity explained⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now do subnetting!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Future⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Set a timer?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Works with babies too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Behold: A vibe-designed pcb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Assuming he did only do it for the gag, what does it cost to manufacture a single one of these?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lmao⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Haha fair point.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lmao⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  We really are in the Goldilocks Zone, aren’t we?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can now save my game in Pokemon Yellow again after 25 years.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh hell yeah. Thanks For the link. Just what I needed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lady Parts is Bugs.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  On your inner thigh?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is 'Philippines' spelled with a PH, but 'Filipino' is spelled with an F?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I have a relative in NJ who says Arkansas like Kansas with the hard S. He says it’s a local thing but I think he’s just trying to be different.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lady Parts is Bugs.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  So we can finally stop trying?