modus

@modus@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to Japan⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you try flying to Japan to exchange it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wicked hangover⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My dealer usually cuts my supply with Skittles and perler beads. He’s a piece of shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what a drag⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s a digital camera. It’s even got a wrist strap that would have saved the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PROTIP⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a bad idea. The placement of the angled foregrip on that AR makes me think it’s a pistol-length upper. This knife handle is functioning as a vertical foregrip, which is a felony without the proper tax stamp. If you bring this knife to school, you’re going to be charged with a felony.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where can I get a set of furry train tracks to complete the scene?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s just say the local millinery has an ethical obligation to alert the railroad’s security detail when top hat sales rise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But bro please⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not wrong, but at least it affords us a fighting chance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I still haven't figured out how to do this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🧑🏿‍🚀🔫👩🏼‍🚀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Boss Kyle⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who do you think took the photo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cronch⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I had glass floating in my beer once. I didn’t notice until I drank some of it thinking it was small pieces of ice. It was in a country where I didn’t speak the language so I had to find someone to explain to the bartender why I wanted a new beer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exploding 🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was a kid I read Brian’s Winter, part of the Hatchet series. He was scared by explosions while alone in the winter woods and found out in the end that they were exploding trees. Never forgot about that concept, but I never bothered to look up how big a tree can be and explode.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The holy journey⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The gift shop is just off-camera to the right. You can get Mohammed bobbleheads but they’re pretty marked up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump gives the middle finger to a Ford employee who yells "pedophile protector"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m only watching if Hillary is the one wiping his chin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because they haven’t eaten a tourist all day?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At this point, what should we do about the ICE raids? If an ICE agent breaks in without a warrant or holds you at gunpoint, what do you do?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Use your gun.

  Don’t have one? Get one.

  Can’t get one? Make one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shout out to the NYE shift at all the Emergency Departments around the world.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  These aren’t actually x-rays. They’re extremely efficient degloving incidents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always wear protection, folks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I once offered a co-worker earplugs and he declined saying he was fine listening to music on his earbuds for protection (not ANC, just regular earbuds). I didn’t bother arguing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What can you tell from this photo alone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You ok, bro?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone had to take the blame⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No one cares about Violet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Please tell me this is shopped.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Well he does like slavery, so maybe there is something in common.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🔥🔥🔥⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You need a note from your local Madame.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🔥🔥🔥⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Occupational Therapy Centers. Sometimes fellaltio is theraputic. It’s not appropriate to shame someone for engaging in it. Unless it’s Trump. Then it’s hilarious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Go Green⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s tomacco.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why do seemingly all politicians (and no one else) do that hand gesture when they talk, the one where it looks like they're holding an invisible fishing rod?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Because concertina hands are too nazi-ish

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A little known fact that may describe YOU⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Am I a joke to you?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t ever unlock your phone while in custody.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨So I told that librul teachin' lady that the only letters I need to know is U-S-A⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why? It’s a public place with publicly-visible information near 5300 Poplar Tent Rd, Concord, NC.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fentanyl?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is anyone NOT steaming their Music?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not. Look into self hosting. Jellyfin, Navidrome or Plex. The first two are free and open source, but don’t have remote access built in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm Master Debating, Mom - South Park⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re going to have to delete it then. Do it for Charlie.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They know that is NOT what people will use them for.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a leash for your child.