modus

@modus@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is who you are now.⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  These facts are now canon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"feminine"⁩ ⁨⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is he Asian?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The swastika is a cool looking symbol too. Unfortunately they ruined that as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Celebratory Return to Online Meme⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I once hiked to a secluded area for a nice scenic overlook and the best spot was taken by two people who were playing on their phones for the entire hour that I was there.

  I know they’re just as entitled to sit there as I am and I have no right to tell them how to spend their time, but it still infuriated me. Then again, if they were reading a book or drawing a sketch I probably would have been OK with that. I think I just hate everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I will buy a flag pole and extend it so that It may fly the flag higher.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm interested. Any ideas?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Except for the implications.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Covering up⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At least he shaves it.

  I’m sorry. I think It vomited a little while typing that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Local Walmart just installed cameras in the aisles…⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So that you look and they get a direct shot of your face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Local Walmart just installed cameras in the aisles…⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Silly me. Better take it down and toss it in the toilet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you too young to remember these?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They still do if you use an antenna.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My phone just stays forever on silent with most emergency sounds off⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn. I wish I were Amish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My phone just stays forever on silent with most emergency sounds off⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Amish communities can have phones if they vote for it amongst themselves. The one I saw was a community landline. They had just one in a little shed along the driveway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t you lie to me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Three Months later:

  “Here’s your $20, citizen. Thank you for your honesty.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can people with ADHD possibly enjoy movies if they daydream and can't focus on the movie?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’ll be $12 please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pervert cancer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a sub on the orange site. Enjoy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pervert cancer⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Butt Sharpies are the new ass pennies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨three cheers for fate!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought they said the evidence could be used, no?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨three cheers for fate!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Luigi Mangione.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two ICE agents in plain clothes punched and tried to handcuff an Australian man at Las Vegas Airport. When they saw they were being filmed, they quickly left.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The TSA goon is an overlooked, frightening part of this. TSA has a perception of authority in these airports and he’s actively facilitating the abduction of someone by two plainclothes thugs and pretending anyone from intervening.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two ICE agents in plain clothes punched and tried to handcuff an Australian man at Las Vegas Airport. When they saw they were being filmed, they quickly left.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you’re right.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two ICE agents in plain clothes punched and tried to handcuff an Australian man at Las Vegas Airport. When they saw they were being filmed, they quickly left.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah wtf was that? And why not just grow a real one and shave it off before going back to your parents’ basement? Or is his testosterone so low, Hegseth won’t let him kill brown people?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's a shit beer!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna get fired for using that one at work and it will have been worth it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's a shit beer!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was short lived, but for a glorious moment, it was a huge money pit. It’s probably better for my wallet that they banned it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨That's a shit beer!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I used to buy guns on reddit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Local Public Tennis Court Requires Online Registration⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The ones in lowe’s lots can be disassembled with either a hex key or a security hex key.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Local Public Tennis Court Requires Online Registration⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sure it is. And if you don’t hop aboard the information superhighway with your pocket computer and give them your personal information, you’re not a member of the public. Simple.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We can't keep tying healthcare to employment⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like a guillotine to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why does dried pasta have an expiration date⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Gabagool genocide.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got too greedy at the end there⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is nobody going to comment on her lack of shoes? That’s the whole reason she flipped off the overpass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Belgium national team's officialsocial media post after beating theUSA national team in the World Cup:"Overturn this"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Do they pretend to jerk off two dudes at once? Trump’s signature dance has a terrible D2F ratio. Hugely inefficient.