modus

@modus@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Neurodivergence⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Three hours? Is there an extended cut?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is looking for a router⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Blast their property with an Active Denial System.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is looking for a router⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  He said Internet, not intercourse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Same⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bagger 298

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If a person gets busted for let's say a 3rd DWI or small bag of weed or something minor, and escapes the county jail. Will they launch a manhunt after you like they do with killers and such?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not wrong, but I think they’re just trying to give examples that aren’t automatic life sentences.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How soon do you get there?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If it were built at all, which it won’t be, a tunnel collapsing under the sea would be one of the most instantaneous deaths you could ask for. Like that billionaire tourist sub at the Titanic. Immediately crushed and gone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Lady balls⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The transgender agenda hates this one trick!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A device in the White House is apparently using an unsafe proxy — which attackers could use it 'to reach internal systems'⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Problem exists between keyboard and toilet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soup Rule⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Speak for yourself. Some of us like hot, phthalate-laden brown water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Pop. Sploosh

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just don't have enough character⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe if you’d read ebook you’d appreciate this more.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They Take the Character Limit Off Twitter and This is What Happens⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ask AI to summarize it and you’ll take down a data center.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Got my guys house stuff and a whole new wardrobe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Best I can do is a bear-carcass golf bag.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Let's set the record straight⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why on earth would you think a village of topless males would be disrupted or distracted by a female?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be careful what you name it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What was your favorite one and who was the author?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Be careful what you name it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember that guy but I don’t remember how it was done.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Jeff Bezos’s Washington Post Is Obsessed With Union-Bashing⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I. Am. Shocked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any help , bros ?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Overkill. Any multi-tool or pocket-sized wire cutters will make fast work of this.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Young, Dumb, and Full of Press Releases⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Scott needs to show more cleavage.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are you wearing his tee-shirt⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok fine. Now what about my Bill Cosby hoodie?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are you wearing his tee-shirt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not wrong, but someone tell me why I shouldn’t wear TV’s late Fred Rogers on my T-Shirt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Close ad button⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Are the indentations just for orientation during soldering?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not saying this is Hell, but it's pretty fucking close⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s been liquified and is no longer recognized as such.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fantastic⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  And the shittier thing is that they kinda are valued as currency. Well, maybe “investment vehicles” is a better term. Only the rich own them and because they don’t care about the poors, they’re not going to let lawmakers dismantle the NFA to the point of removing the mg registry. If they did, their value would plummet overnight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨he did that⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to ask where to buy this sticker, but I bet the money still goes to a magat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insensitive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Its an illusion because of the purple and red background.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Useful things at the mall⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Anything is a sex toy to those of us with an imagination.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Only Game, Why You Heff To Be Mad⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Is he playing Madden in his Police Cruiser?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a matter of time before it's reality⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  “Feed me, daddy.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shut Up Boomer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Want a deal? Come on down to Uncle Bobby’s Boomer Room!