modus
@modus@lemmy.world
- Comment on Don’t you lie to me 1 day ago:
Three Months later:
“Here’s your $20, citizen. Thank you for your honesty.”
- Comment on How can people with ADHD possibly enjoy movies if they daydream and can't focus on the movie? 5 days ago:
That’ll be $12 please.
- Comment on Pervert cancer 6 days ago:
It’s a sub on the orange site. Enjoy.
- Comment on Pervert cancer 6 days ago:
Butt Sharpies are the new ass pennies.
- Comment on three cheers for fate! 1 week ago:
I thought they said the evidence could be used, no?
- Comment on three cheers for fate! 1 week ago:
Luigi Mangione.
- Comment on Two ICE agents in plain clothes punched and tried to handcuff an Australian man at Las Vegas Airport. When they saw they were being filmed, they quickly left. 1 week ago:
The TSA goon is an overlooked, frightening part of this. TSA has a perception of authority in these airports and he’s actively facilitating the abduction of someone by two plainclothes thugs and pretending anyone from intervening.
- Comment on Two ICE agents in plain clothes punched and tried to handcuff an Australian man at Las Vegas Airport. When they saw they were being filmed, they quickly left. 1 week ago:
I think you’re right.
- Comment on Two ICE agents in plain clothes punched and tried to handcuff an Australian man at Las Vegas Airport. When they saw they were being filmed, they quickly left. 1 week ago:
Yeah wtf was that? And why not just grow a real one and shave it off before going back to your parents’ basement? Or is his testosterone so low, Hegseth won’t let him kill brown people?
- Comment on That's a shit beer! 2 weeks ago:
I’m gonna get fired for using that one at work and it will have been worth it.
- Comment on That's a shit beer! 2 weeks ago:
It was short lived, but for a glorious moment, it was a huge money pit. It’s probably better for my wallet that they banned it.
- Comment on That's a shit beer! 2 weeks ago:
I used to buy guns on reddit.
- Comment on My Local Public Tennis Court Requires Online Registration 2 weeks ago:
The ones in lowe’s lots can be disassembled with either a hex key or a security hex key.
- Comment on My Local Public Tennis Court Requires Online Registration 2 weeks ago:
Sure it is. And if you don’t hop aboard the information superhighway with your pocket computer and give them your personal information, you’re not a member of the public. Simple.
- Comment on We can't keep tying healthcare to employment 2 weeks ago:
Looks like a guillotine to me.
- Comment on Why does dried pasta have an expiration date 3 weeks ago:
Gabagool genocide.
- Comment on Got too greedy at the end there 3 weeks ago:
Is nobody going to comment on her lack of shoes? That’s the whole reason she flipped off the overpass.
- Comment on Belgium national team's officialsocial media post after beating theUSA national team in the World Cup:"Overturn this" 3 weeks ago:
Do they pretend to jerk off two dudes at once? Trump’s signature dance has a terrible D2F ratio. Hugely inefficient.
- Comment on More chickens! 3 weeks ago:
Many cities and suburbs only allow hens.
- Comment on This guy managed the movie theater I worked at in high school. 3 weeks ago:
ThisTwitterchannelis pretty racist btw.FTFY
- Comment on It’s always too little or too much. There is no in between 3 weeks ago:
Fortunately we can buy metric scales here too. You have to ask for them in the back of the shop and pay cash only, but they exist.
- Comment on The end of civilization costs $5 3 weeks ago:
Ha. It says “keep frozen.”
- Comment on It's that time again 4 weeks ago:
I want to see some fireworks special interest group successfully lobby to have taxes dropped on fireworks in June.
- Comment on Taking a spin around the pond in my boat 4 weeks ago:
“Im taking a few days off to go enjoy some time on my sailboat.”
- Comment on And the good news is she got the job 4 weeks ago:
Thank you for remaining one of the few honorable dildo couriers left in this dark world.
- Comment on Thats you 4 weeks ago:
Once inhabited by the infamous road bandit, Pablo de Sandwich and his band of merry men.
- Comment on And the good news is she got the job 4 weeks ago:
So you turned down free dildos?
- Comment on It's always the ones you expect 4 weeks ago:
Fleeing? Or finishing up and departing? It’s probably awkward hanging around for post-coital chats with people who didn’t vote for you.
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 5 weeks ago:
Similar to when the Pirates played the Phillies:
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 5 weeks ago:
What does porcod or porcodio mean?
