modus

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It works better if you put it in your mouth first.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s just one of those things you can do yourself, but you want the kid to feel valuable too.

  Besides, if you’re getting radiation poisoning, you want that little shit to go down with you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Someone out there in front of his screen after watching his mom's VHS tape titled "My little adventures"⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Do it in the style of Choose Your Own Adventure.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you're fond of restoring 30-year-old PCs, but then you see some old PC parts being obliterated by scrappers just to get small pitiful pinches of gold.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I dump all my e-waste at Best Buy. They’re hoping I’ll buy something, but nah.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨College core: you sit in the class for attendance then go home and teach yourself⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Exactly. Full-time college itineraries are based roughly on a full-time 40-hour work week. Each credit represents three hours of study time. One in-class and two out of class. A fifteen-credit itinerary should eat up 45 hours of time. Fifteen in class, 30 of independent study.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨New kink unlocked⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Whenever I see a hot woman on the road, I hit her car just to get her number. Then I never call her because I’m too shy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I am an American. I used to be proud of my country. Now it feels like a turd circling the drain. Is there anything going on behind the scene that America is actually doing good in?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there a way to jump start the mega volcano under the continent? I think we need a reset.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spicy spicy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mostly hookers. But then it caught on with ice cream truck drivers and souvenir salespeople.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Spicy spicy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I was always partial to those belt-worn change dispensers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When people recommend Brave browser.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Netscape Navigator on Windows Mobile Works for me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨13,492% sudden interest increase in local Alabama news station⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sacrificing a goat at dawn usually helps. Be sure to soak your phone in its entrails.

  Zuck needs this to exist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨13,492% sudden interest increase in local Alabama news station⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But are they into her?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨funny number⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  On a scale of one to seven, how cool?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fast as he can.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not a mistake. Trump had a digit added in an effort to make his hands bigger.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harvard Places Math Professor Martin Nowak on Paid Administrative Leave Over Epstein Ties⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Bruh, you can’t portmanteau a portmanteau. That’s like dividing by zero.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harvard Places Math Professor Martin Nowak on Paid Administrative Leave Over Epstein Ties⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a delightful portmanteau.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harvard Places Math Professor Martin Nowak on Paid Administrative Leave Over Epstein Ties⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It was just a little statutory torture. I don’t see what the problem is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wonders about Iranian leader⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But have you personally seen the body? Hmmm… I didn’t think so.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rabbit holes, girl; have you never heard of them?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you keep clicking on the first linked word of every entry you are linked to, you always end up at the entry for Philosophy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rabbit holes, girl; have you never heard of them?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hold my beer. I’m going in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word up⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably 1997 or 98.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting question. For me it would be a dead grandfather⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Their current absence in your life should answer that question for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was an excerpt from an actual speech he gave at the groundbreaking event for an animal hospital.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Womp womp womp.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it either. My cousins lived in Southern New Jersey, near Atlantic City, where all of his casinos went bankrupt. He was notorious for not paying local contractors and some went into horrible debt due to his refusal to pay. Yet that whole region is crazy about him. I suppose they just don’t have very good memories around there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is #FFFFFF white, but mixing red green and blue paint is black?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That makes sense. Thank you. I think the rules between additive and subtractive mixed together in my head and confused me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is #FFFFFF white, but mixing red green and blue paint is black?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Great explanation. Thank you.

  Can you also tell me how a computer monitor makes Yellow when it only has RGB pixels?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shell shock indeed!⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s just doing it in slow motion to look cooler.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to Japan⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you try flying to Japan to exchange it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wicked hangover⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My dealer usually cuts my supply with Skittles and perler beads. He’s a piece of shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what a drag⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s a digital camera. It’s even got a wrist strap that would have saved the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PROTIP⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a bad idea. The placement of the angled foregrip on that AR makes me think it’s a pistol-length upper. This knife handle is functioning as a vertical foregrip, which is a felony without the proper tax stamp. If you bring this knife to school, you’re going to be charged with a felony.