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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harvard Places Math Professor Martin Nowak on Paid Administrative Leave Over Epstein Ties⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bruh, you can’t portmanteau a portmanteau. That’s like dividing by zero.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harvard Places Math Professor Martin Nowak on Paid Administrative Leave Over Epstein Ties⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a delightful portmanteau.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Harvard Places Math Professor Martin Nowak on Paid Administrative Leave Over Epstein Ties⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It was just a little statutory torture. I don’t see what the problem is.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon wonders about Iranian leader⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  But have you personally seen the body? Hmmm… I didn’t think so.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rabbit holes, girl; have you never heard of them?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  If you keep clicking on the first linked word of every entry you are linked to, you always end up at the entry for Philosophy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rabbit holes, girl; have you never heard of them?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hold my beer. I’m going in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Word up⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably 1997 or 98.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Interesting question. For me it would be a dead grandfather⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Their current absence in your life should answer that question for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨this post would have singlehandedly won him the 2024 election⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This was an excerpt from an actual speech he gave at the groundbreaking event for an animal hospital.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Womp womp womp.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it either. My cousins lived in Southern New Jersey, near Atlantic City, where all of his casinos went bankrupt. He was notorious for not paying local contractors and some went into horrible debt due to his refusal to pay. Yet that whole region is crazy about him. I suppose they just don’t have very good memories around there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is #FFFFFF white, but mixing red green and blue paint is black?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That makes sense. Thank you. I think the rules between additive and subtractive mixed together in my head and confused me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is #FFFFFF white, but mixing red green and blue paint is black?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Great explanation. Thank you.

  Can you also tell me how a computer monitor makes Yellow when it only has RGB pixels?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shell shock indeed!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s just doing it in slow motion to look cooler.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes to Japan⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did you try flying to Japan to exchange it?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wicked hangover⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My dealer usually cuts my supply with Skittles and perler beads. He’s a piece of shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨what a drag⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I think it’s a digital camera. It’s even got a wrist strap that would have saved the day.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨PROTIP⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a bad idea. The placement of the angled foregrip on that AR makes me think it’s a pistol-length upper. This knife handle is functioning as a vertical foregrip, which is a felony without the proper tax stamp. If you bring this knife to school, you’re going to be charged with a felony.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Where can I get a set of furry train tracks to complete the scene?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let’s just say the local millinery has an ethical obligation to alert the railroad’s security detail when top hat sales rise.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨But bro please⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not wrong, but at least it affords us a fighting chance.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I still haven't figured out how to do this⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  🧑🏿‍🚀🔫👩🏼‍🚀

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Boss Kyle⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Who do you think took the photo?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cronch⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I had glass floating in my beer once. I didn’t notice until I drank some of it thinking it was small pieces of ice. It was in a country where I didn’t speak the language so I had to find someone to explain to the bartender why I wanted a new beer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Exploding 🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  When I was a kid I read Brian’s Winter, part of the Hatchet series. He was scared by explosions while alone in the winter woods and found out in the end that they were exploding trees. Never forgot about that concept, but I never bothered to look up how big a tree can be and explode.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The holy journey⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The gift shop is just off-camera to the right. You can get Mohammed bobbleheads but they’re pretty marked up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Trump gives the middle finger to a Ford employee who yells "pedophile protector"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m only watching if Hillary is the one wiping his chin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Because they haven’t eaten a tourist all day?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨At this point, what should we do about the ICE raids? If an ICE agent breaks in without a warrant or holds you at gunpoint, what do you do?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Use your gun.

  Don’t have one? Get one.

  Can’t get one? Make one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shout out to the NYE shift at all the Emergency Departments around the world.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  These aren’t actually x-rays. They’re extremely efficient degloving incidents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Always wear protection, folks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I once offered a co-worker earplugs and he declined saying he was fine listening to music on his earbuds for protection (not ANC, just regular earbuds). I didn’t bother arguing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What can you tell from this photo alone?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You ok, bro?