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- Comment on The Boss Kyle 1 day ago:
Who do you think took the photo?
- Comment on Cronch 1 day ago:
I had glass floating in my beer once. I didn’t notice until I drank some of it thinking it was small pieces of ice. It was in a country where I didn’t speak the language so I had to find someone to explain to the bartender why I wanted a new beer.
- Comment on Exploding 🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳🌲🌴🌳 3 days ago:
When I was a kid I read Brian’s Winter, part of the Hatchet series. He was scared by explosions while alone in the winter woods and found out in the end that they were exploding trees. Never forgot about that concept, but I never bothered to look up how big a tree can be and explode.
- Comment on The holy journey 5 days ago:
The gift shop is just off-camera to the right. You can get Mohammed bobbleheads but they’re pretty marked up.
- Comment on Trump gives the middle finger to a Ford employee who yells "pedophile protector" 1 week ago:
I’m only watching if Hillary is the one wiping his chin.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 week ago:
Because they haven’t eaten a tourist all day?
- Comment on At this point, what should we do about the ICE raids? If an ICE agent breaks in without a warrant or holds you at gunpoint, what do you do? 1 week ago:
Use your gun.
Don’t have one? Get one.
Can’t get one? Make one.
- Comment on Shout out to the NYE shift at all the Emergency Departments around the world. 3 weeks ago:
These aren’t actually x-rays. They’re extremely efficient degloving incidents.
- Comment on Always wear protection, folks 1 month ago:
I once offered a co-worker earplugs and he declined saying he was fine listening to music on his earbuds for protection (not ANC, just regular earbuds). I didn’t bother arguing.
- Comment on What can you tell from this photo alone? 1 month ago:
You ok, bro?
- Comment on Someone had to take the blame 1 month ago:
No one cares about Violet.
- Comment on Please tell me this is shopped. 2 months ago:
Well he does like slavery, so maybe there is something in common.
- Comment on 🔥🔥🔥 2 months ago:
You need a note from your local Madame.
- Comment on 🔥🔥🔥 2 months ago:
Occupational Therapy Centers. Sometimes fellaltio is theraputic. It’s not appropriate to shame someone for engaging in it. Unless it’s Trump. Then it’s hilarious.
- Comment on Go Green 2 months ago:
That’s tomacco.
- Comment on Why do seemingly all politicians (and no one else) do that hand gesture when they talk, the one where it looks like they're holding an invisible fishing rod? 2 months ago:
Because concertina hands are too nazi-ish
- Comment on A little known fact that may describe YOU 2 months ago:
Am I a joke to you?
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Don’t ever unlock your phone while in custody.
- Comment on So I told that librul teachin' lady that the only letters I need to know is U-S-A 3 months ago:
Why? It’s a public place with publicly-visible information near 5300 Poplar Tent Rd, Concord, NC.
- Comment on 3 months ago:
Fentanyl?
- Comment on Is anyone NOT steaming their Music? 3 months ago:
I’m not. Look into self hosting. Jellyfin, Navidrome or Plex. The first two are free and open source, but don’t have remote access built in.
- Comment on I'm Master Debating, Mom - South Park 4 months ago:
You’re going to have to delete it then. Do it for Charlie.
- Comment on They know that is NOT what people will use them for. 4 months ago:
It’s a leash for your child.
- Comment on Time to bash Americans again 4 months ago:
Because a gun is cheaper than mental healthcare.
- Comment on 4011 4 months ago:
Works for steak and OTC medications too.
- Comment on HR people smiling at you thinking that you are a complete moron 5 months ago:
Never bought a Mac before, but what the hell are the specs in a $7k Macbook? I didn’t think they went over $3k.
- Comment on I want this on a t-shirt 5 months ago:
This is true. Look at the Egyptian American guy who attacked that pro-israel march. He used open glass containers. The second one he threw spilled burning fuel all over him.
- Comment on See their point 5 months ago:
Top 300 artists. Go.
- Comment on See their point 5 months ago:
Never heard of it. Sounds like good workout music.
- Comment on Just.....why? 6 months ago:
Does it come with a “feminine stimulation” accessory?