modus

@modus@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tasty!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably close enough to consider drinking gasoline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨non issue⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So what verb do we start using then? Duckling? Ask Jeeving? Yandexing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tasty!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You should probably buy more local whiskey and cut that gas bill in half.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't help myself, they're eggcellent.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  No, three dozen. So 72 halves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rich ppl live longer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Owning and Maintaining a horse is expensive. So is private health insurance. Most Americans can’t afford either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take the pledge!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  brb posting on Reddit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why just "now and then" isn't enough⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Because it killed all the kitchen & bath cleaners.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pie in the face.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll have my grandson look it up for me. He’s good with the computerboxes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pie in the face.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds like a risky click.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No one spells "lose" anymore⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For most ladies, it sheds off during bouts of bingo at the community center.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is who you are now.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  These facts are now canon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"feminine"⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is he Asian?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The swastika is a cool looking symbol too. Unfortunately they ruined that as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Celebratory Return to Online Meme⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I once hiked to a secluded area for a nice scenic overlook and the best spot was taken by two people who were playing on their phones for the entire hour that I was there.

  I know they’re just as entitled to sit there as I am and I have no right to tell them how to spend their time, but it still infuriated me. Then again, if they were reading a book or drawing a sketch I probably would have been OK with that. I think I just hate everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him"⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I will buy a flag pole and extend it so that It may fly the flag higher.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm interested. Any ideas?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Except for the implications.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Covering up⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  At least he shaves it.

  I’m sorry. I think It vomited a little while typing that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Local Walmart just installed cameras in the aisles…⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So that you look and they get a direct shot of your face.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Local Walmart just installed cameras in the aisles…⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Silly me. Better take it down and toss it in the toilet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Are you too young to remember these?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They still do if you use an antenna.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My phone just stays forever on silent with most emergency sounds off⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn. I wish I were Amish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My phone just stays forever on silent with most emergency sounds off⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Amish communities can have phones if they vote for it amongst themselves. The one I saw was a community landline. They had just one in a little shed along the driveway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t you lie to me⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Three Months later:

  “Here’s your $20, citizen. Thank you for your honesty.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can people with ADHD possibly enjoy movies if they daydream and can't focus on the movie?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That’ll be $12 please.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pervert cancer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s a sub on the orange site. Enjoy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pervert cancer⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Butt Sharpies are the new ass pennies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨three cheers for fate!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I thought they said the evidence could be used, no?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨three cheers for fate!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Luigi Mangione.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two ICE agents in plain clothes punched and tried to handcuff an Australian man at Las Vegas Airport. When they saw they were being filmed, they quickly left.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The TSA goon is an overlooked, frightening part of this. TSA has a perception of authority in these airports and he’s actively facilitating the abduction of someone by two plainclothes thugs and pretending anyone from intervening.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Two ICE agents in plain clothes punched and tried to handcuff an Australian man at Las Vegas Airport. When they saw they were being filmed, they quickly left.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think you’re right.