modus

@modus@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are you wearing his tee-shirt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok fine. Now what about my Bill Cosby hoodie?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are you wearing his tee-shirt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re not wrong, but someone tell me why I shouldn’t wear TV’s late Fred Rogers on my T-Shirt.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Close ad button⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are the indentations just for orientation during soldering?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not saying this is Hell, but it's pretty fucking close⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s been liquified and is no longer recognized as such.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fantastic⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  And the shittier thing is that they kinda are valued as currency. Well, maybe “investment vehicles” is a better term. Only the rich own them and because they don’t care about the poors, they’re not going to let lawmakers dismantle the NFA to the point of removing the mg registry. If they did, their value would plummet overnight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨he did that⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I want to ask where to buy this sticker, but I bet the money still goes to a magat.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Insensitive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Its an illusion because of the purple and red background.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Useful things at the mall⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Anything is a sex toy to those of us with an imagination.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's Only Game, Why You Heff To Be Mad⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is he playing Madden in his Police Cruiser?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just a matter of time before it's reality⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Feed me, daddy.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shut Up Boomer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Want a deal? Come on down to Uncle Bobby’s Boomer Room!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the most common stupid question you hear/see?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  As someone too young to know what it was like in the time of the Vietnam War, that’s very interesting. I was alive in '03, but probably too young to comprehend any of that. Thanks for the insight.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shut Up Boomer⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Civil War Boomers didn’t know how good they had it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is the most common stupid question you hear/see?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Thank you for your service” is recruitment propaganda (not sure is propaganda is the exact right word here). Somehow that phrase was popularized to get Americans to say it and make those who enlisted feel special. It’s not special. Its just a job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tasty!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Probably close enough to consider drinking gasoline.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨non issue⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So what verb do we start using then? Duckling? Ask Jeeving? Yandexing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tasty!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You should probably buy more local whiskey and cut that gas bill in half.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I can't help myself, they're eggcellent.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  No, three dozen. So 72 halves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Rich ppl live longer⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Owning and Maintaining a horse is expensive. So is private health insurance. Most Americans can’t afford either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Take the pledge!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  brb posting on Reddit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨why just "now and then" isn't enough⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Because it killed all the kitchen & bath cleaners.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pie in the face.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll have my grandson look it up for me. He’s good with the computerboxes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pie in the face.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That sounds like a risky click.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No one spells "lose" anymore⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  For most ladies, it sheds off during bouts of bingo at the community center.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is who you are now.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  These facts are now canon.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"feminine"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Why is he Asian?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  The swastika is a cool looking symbol too. Unfortunately they ruined that as well.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Celebratory Return to Online Meme⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I once hiked to a secluded area for a nice scenic overlook and the best spot was taken by two people who were playing on their phones for the entire hour that I was there.

  I know they’re just as entitled to sit there as I am and I have no right to tell them how to spend their time, but it still infuriated me. Then again, if they were reading a book or drawing a sketch I probably would have been OK with that. I think I just hate everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I will buy a flag pole and extend it so that It may fly the flag higher.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm interested. Any ideas?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Except for the implications.