modus
@modus@lemmy.world
- Comment on Why does dried pasta have an expiration date 8 hours ago:
Gabagool genocide.
- Comment on Got too greedy at the end there 13 hours ago:
Is nobody going to comment on her lack of shoes? That’s the whole reason she flipped off the overpass.
- Comment on Belgium national team's officialsocial media post after beating theUSA national team in the World Cup:"Overturn this" 3 days ago:
Do they pretend to jerk off two dudes at once? Trump’s signature dance has a terrible D2F ratio. Hugely inefficient.
- Comment on More chickens! 3 days ago:
Many cities and suburbs only allow hens.
- Comment on This guy managed the movie theater I worked at in high school. 5 days ago:
ThisTwitterchannelis pretty racist btw.FTFY
- Comment on It’s always too little or too much. There is no in between 5 days ago:
Fortunately we can buy metric scales here too. You have to ask for them in the back of the shop and pay cash only, but they exist.
- Comment on The end of civilization costs $5 6 days ago:
Ha. It says “keep frozen.”
- Comment on It's that time again 1 week ago:
I want to see some fireworks special interest group successfully lobby to have taxes dropped on fireworks in June.
- Comment on Taking a spin around the pond in my boat 1 week ago:
“Im taking a few days off to go enjoy some time on my sailboat.”
- Comment on And the good news is she got the job 1 week ago:
Thank you for remaining one of the few honorable dildo couriers left in this dark world.
- Comment on Thats you 1 week ago:
Once inhabited by the infamous road bandit, Pablo de Sandwich and his band of merry men.
- Comment on And the good news is she got the job 1 week ago:
So you turned down free dildos?
- Comment on It's always the ones you expect 1 week ago:
Fleeing? Or finishing up and departing? It’s probably awkward hanging around for post-coital chats with people who didn’t vote for you.
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 2 weeks ago:
Similar to when the Pirates played the Phillies:
- Comment on 🤯🤯🤯 2 weeks ago:
What does porcod or porcodio mean?
- Comment on I just wanted a new recliner 2 weeks ago:
Pixel rot.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
I guess if I wanted them to work in my shop I’d have to hire security so they don’t run off. I’m probably too old to chase anyone. Think I could get them to provide me with a guy for that too?
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Have you ever read the US constitution?
- Comment on 📡📡📡 2 weeks ago:
Unless you your thing is teenage girls. Then it’s ok. /s
- Comment on bone 3 weeks ago:
I heard they just propped her up in the foyer. She probably looked like the image on the right.
- Comment on bone 3 weeks ago:
I once met a person with Fibrodysplasia ossificans progressiva. Her bones were fusing together and over time she became more and more immobile. She’s probably dead now. I hope that answers your questions.
- Comment on failed to load your meme 3 weeks ago:
Was it ever discovered what happened to that person or is it still a mystery?
- Comment on Punkrock 4 weeks ago:
Wow. That’s deep.
- Comment on Hmm.. 4 weeks ago:
It’s the advanced class.
- Comment on Say hi to Flocky! 5 weeks ago:
Do they have GPS locators? They’re going to need to be
disabledliberated first. - Comment on High fashion 5 weeks ago:
Oh, I never miss. 😏
- Comment on Incredible random sunset 5 weeks ago:
Sounds like something Big Intestine lobby would say.
- Comment on 👴☝️I did that 1 month ago:
Wow. Fuck that.
I’m actually curious enough to buy one to see how bad they actually are now.
- Comment on 👴☝️I did that 1 month ago:
Use an external media player. Personally, I use a roku routed through a pihole.
- Comment on 👴☝️I did that 1 month ago:
Don’t connect them to the internet.
