Etterra

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're all silly electric meatballs made of space dust, joy always beats microplastics a century from now :)⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Those microplastics ain’t shortening my lifespan fast enough to matter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks Mom⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Did she sneak into your room and steal it? No? Just me then, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What even is my eXpEriEnCe here?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My experience is annoyance followed by closing the tab.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As per my last email⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s okay. IIRC, Morgan Freeman says "motherfucker"in it. Also there’s guns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Raise your words⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is Ralph in the room with us now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never clean⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do we only have the shittiest of plastic containers? Oh wait, it’s because we’re poor; I forgot it for a single second there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mood⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My therapist advises, for good reason, that I limit my intake of news as it inspires too much rage against the machine. It’s a struggle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello there⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I once knew EIGHT other people with the same first name as me. My dad, who I was sharing a place with, or fucking landlord, two coworkers, and 4 others spread across 3 friend groups. I could barley go anywhere without this problem, including occasionally just random places because some first names are just that common. And because it’s one of them biblical names, it crosses languages with minimal differences.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello there⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s worse when you have a very common name. “You need to be more specific, there’s three guys here named ‘Mike’.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cable management is an art form⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They had yet to assimilate enough Starfleet engineers to fix that problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon learns about astronomy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you ever done this?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Chicken: Did I fucking stutter? Now show me the chicken that strips!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rodentmaxxing⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Particle board is weak to water - bro needs to get his whole mouth around that thing, salivate it to death.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay wise⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s pretty metal.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stay wise⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That you need to floss more Kyle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Winter is coming⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh yeah? Cool, now turn off your air conditioning. Also RIP 6 out all your window screens. REALLY let the summer inside.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨.🤨.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Mine is the part where Moses went up the mountain, tripped balls for a while, write down some laws, came back down and threw a fit because the people had relapsed into their old religion, and smashed the law tablets like a dumbass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How did he do that?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kirksmas Eve: Live Reaction⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I always wondered what happened to him after his world famous Gushers commercial.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I did nazi the rest of the tattoo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve heard of tramp stamps being war crimes, but this bitch is just being a tryhard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No Man's Sky 10th anniversary Cosmos update is here, and that means orbital bases, space station ownership - and yes, you can finally fly to the sun⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve always wanted to fly into the sun.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Contrast⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Apparently pumpkins can get big enough to become president.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Complicated⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  One bad day away from a Batman villain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy Labor Day!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My fiance is a chef at an old folks home and gets holiday pay + normal pay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m just waiting so I can watch GrayStillPlays do wall rides while riding on an alligator with the chaos mod running.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steal a little⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Steal a trademarked character, you’re gonna get sued by a jackass corporation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #231 Sins and Virtues⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  GSLSWVPG

  I think that’s a Welsh nickname.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨just a few⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cat: where’d that fucking bird go?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨SBA #231 Sins and Virtues⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why settle for one sin when you can combine them using the power of compound words!

  Sluttony is a great one, combining Sloth and Gluttony while implying Lust.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tasty!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  FFS at least peel it first.