Etterra

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pfft⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨For all restaurants who uses AI to generate pics of their own food⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It looks like a soggy cracker in water.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it sucks that you can't use social media for a full month once every 2 years⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Think of it as your opportunity to delete social media and never return.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Journalists Arrested Under Terrorism Act at Protest Against Israeli Arms Company⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Time to send your fattest journalists.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mood⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  People my age tend to look older than me, because a lifetime of depression has left my face unmarred by smile lines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨fr fr⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  LOL mine just said I had to have my parent sign it so they’d know I’d fucked it all up. Great plan bitch, now I get to have my mother drunkenly berate and scream for an hour and maybe throw something at me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avoid false hope⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t say good so much as differently bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avoid false hope⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Accurate life pro tips.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Budget witchcraft⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  People keep asking for Dave - do you have any idea how many Daves I know?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Budget witchcraft⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  And not even a large bag. Like the ones from a vending machine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Well at least you are not number one⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s like saying that fucking a honey badger would be fun if it wasn’t 95% beastiality and 5% death wish.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fandom won’t allow adblockers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Tvtropes has it too now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When you're in a rush and need to eat on the go⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Maybe he left it on his car dashboard in the summer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤔🤔🤔⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Dude it’s not golf - the goal is to have the highest score.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happened More Than Once 😞⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I remember in second grade one of those handouts that you were supposed to follow the instructions of, with the first instruction being “read all instructions carefully before you do anything” followed by 18 increasingly ridiculous activities, and the last one being “ignore 2-18, turn this paper over, and sit quietly.”

  I was one of three kids that actually read the first instruction and followed it all the way down to the bottom. Everybody else looked like idiots LOL.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the deep freeze⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  He’ll need to learn to vomit on command.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the deep freeze⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Like George would end up being married lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We're all silly electric meatballs made of space dust, joy always beats microplastics a century from now :)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Those microplastics ain’t shortening my lifespan fast enough to matter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thanks Mom⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Did she sneak into your room and steal it? No? Just me then, I guess.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What even is my eXpEriEnCe here?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My experience is annoyance followed by closing the tab.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨As per my last email⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s okay. IIRC, Morgan Freeman says "motherfucker"in it. Also there’s guns.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Raise your words⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Is Ralph in the room with us now?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never clean⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why do we only have the shittiest of plastic containers? Oh wait, it’s because we’re poor; I forgot it for a single second there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mood⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My therapist advises, for good reason, that I limit my intake of news as it inspires too much rage against the machine. It’s a struggle.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello there⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I once knew EIGHT other people with the same first name as me. My dad, who I was sharing a place with, or fucking landlord, two coworkers, and 4 others spread across 3 friend groups. I could barley go anywhere without this problem, including occasionally just random places because some first names are just that common. And because it’s one of them biblical names, it crosses languages with minimal differences.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hello there⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s worse when you have a very common name. “You need to be more specific, there’s three guys here named ‘Mike’.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cable management is an art form⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They had yet to assimilate enough Starfleet engineers to fix that problem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon learns about astronomy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Have you ever done this?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Chicken: Did I fucking stutter? Now show me the chicken that strips!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨rodentmaxxing⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Particle board is weak to water - bro needs to get his whole mouth around that thing, salivate it to death.