Etterra

@Etterra@discuss.online

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Real⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Kids these days. When I was a kid we had to learn English from one of the 9 TV channels we picked up on the antenna and we hated it. If you don’t hate your education you’re so goddamn lucky.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Your Truck is Stupid Big⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Remember kids, the owner of the parking lot is not responsible for any damage or theft. Something that big is just a damage magnet, and that’s just accidents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wife changing money⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Obvious troll is obvious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon was bullied⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Sportos” is old slang, dunno how far it spread, maybe it’s just local. Breakfast Club era slang.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Wife changing money⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You can’t fake this kind of willful stupidity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon was bullied⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I still have no respect for people playing competitive online games. Their behavior just shows them as largely being the same kind of sportos who were no end of misery growing up. Fuck em, single player games for life.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Traffic cameras have caught a white RAM 1500 pickup truck driving above the speed limit or running red lights more than 547 times since 2022. It belongs to an NYPD cop.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s fair. But by this point I can’t trust the bastard to become entangled with a street light.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nothing is funnier than The Onion taking over Infowars and making rainbow merchandise.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m holding out for the rainbow bullfrog.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mermaid⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  She only wears the dead ones, dyed a bright color.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a world⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only earth elementals.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What a world⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Thanks I hate it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨First the frogs turned gay and now this⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Got RL jumped by a wandering boss.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨s p h e r e⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How much do you need to contract an infinite sphere before it becomes finite?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google says 75% of the company's new code is AI-generated⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh I’m sure this will end well. /s

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon was bullied⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same with d&d and video games.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey Benjamin⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t get it… Is it an Aussie thing, or just a joke about having gas?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is the US so into Israel?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You forgot the part where Christian fundamentalist believe Israel is one of the key components to triggering God’s apocalypse. They think it’ll send the world and rapture them into heaven. Never mind that is such a thing were real, that’s not where their own handbook says they’re going.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just reminding everyone about what's next⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  DP for Jesus.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hrmmm 🤔⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s wearing correlation without causation.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Traffic cameras have caught a white RAM 1500 pickup truck driving above the speed limit or running red lights more than 547 times since 2022. It belongs to an NYPD cop.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hopefully one day a fully loaded semi truck explains to him the error of his ways.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨woah no way⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait a second, this red chalk is pink!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's been a tough month⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s just false advertising.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨pegging order⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wait, are they saying that they don’t know what a chicken is?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🫪🫪🫪⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So Faux News is run by Decepticons?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Doing the Lord's work.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This reminds me of a friend of mine, whose great grandfather is the reason the suburb he grew up in still has a law requiring owned guns to be stored with the police. Apparently the old man was a proper bastard and had a habit of hanging out in his porch, shotgun in hand, terrorizing other residents.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨idk what to say for this one folks⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It must be difficult to walk anywhere with people. It’s a miracle he hasn’t died from a paraphism.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ at the Cannes and Venice Film Festivals. There was a standing ovation.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was particularly impressed by the performance of the baculum’s character and how it outsmarted the animatronic leather-faced Muppet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Best Friend 🫂⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Cowboy: wrangles herd animals from horseback

  Cow boy: abomination in the eyes of man and Azathoth

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I knew this all seemed a bit fishy⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But they are the correct scale.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck Zionism⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s apples and oranges but fruit is fruit.