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- Comment on Anon is a fighter 1 day ago:
I’m pretty sure 800 lbs of angry silverback would beat whatever krav maga bullshit, but whatever tough guy. Let me just grab a snack before you convince that normally peaceful ape to tear your fucking arm off.
- Comment on Comcast's cable spinoff to be named Versant, picked to emphasize corporate versatility 1 day ago:
It rhymes with “pissant.”
- Comment on Helpful tips 1 day ago:
Hold on, let me get my Anti-Sylvan Incendiary Flechette Device. It’s a shotgun that fires iron splinters coated in white phosphorous.
- Comment on Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do 2 days ago:
Probably for using the possessive instead of the plural for “cops” - wait, no, cops would never be that just. Never mind.
- Comment on Research Announcements Shifting to Bluesky 2 days ago:
If this picture is AI generated then I think we’ve found the one exception.
Otherwise, lol. Also how, why, where, and huh?
- Comment on Mouse 2 days ago:
Teach him to do a tumble.
- Comment on Tabletop Convection Oven* 2 days ago:
That one fry stuck in the fryer at the end of your fast food job shift.
- Comment on Thats a polar bear 2 days ago:
That’s $10,000 if you can convince somebody that it’s actually Jesus.
- Comment on If it's good enough to keep your house warm, it's good enough to keep your insides warm 2 days ago:
The lung splinters build character.
- Comment on Anon accidentally makes a camgirl rethink her life 2 days ago:
I mean the odds of her having daddy issues were over 90%
- Comment on Liquid Trees 2 days ago:
Trees won’t get some tech bros bought out by Google.
- Comment on Tender moments 2 days ago:
Dish is a revenge best taken out. Or something.
- Comment on Just a pic of two besties 6 days ago:
I tried reverse image searching this and came up with just Reddit and the same pic with no info.
- Comment on Pelicans will literally try to eat anything 1 week ago:
Even that stupid pigeon in the bottom left lol
- Comment on Getting mixed signals from Reddit. Furthermore I shall henceforth be on Lemmy full time. 1 week ago:
Clearly they’re butthurt that you didn’t fellate Trump or Musk or some other such drain clog.
- Comment on To whom it may concern 1 week ago:
I need to start doing this with marketing crap. Except just rocks. Heavy, heavy rocks.
- Comment on Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' finera;l 1 week ago:
Well Vance is a psychic vampire, so probably.
- Comment on Trump, in blue, sleeping at Pope Francis' finera;l 1 week ago:
How ironic would it have been on a scale of 1 to 100 if he’d had a stroke and died during the service lol
- Comment on The pipeline 1 week ago:
“I am not Count Olaf,” Count Olaf insisted.
- Comment on The pipeline 1 week ago:
You might be able to substitute chicken nuggets, but only if you call them “nuggies.”
- Comment on The pipeline 1 week ago:
Man covid must’ve fried his brain really good and crispy.
- Comment on Great submission to "rate my professor" 2 weeks ago:
That takes me back to my childhood, except it was just because I was suicidal.
- Comment on Minecraft confuses me 2 weeks ago:
Make it a learning opportunity; teach them come up with a solution. Kill the excess, or make a pen and leaf them into it, that kind of thing.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
They’re also brainwashed by the “Christian” patriarchal model. Which is literally “do what your husband tells you” and “don’t listen to outside opinions, just think and do what the church tells you.” The whole stupid thing is engineered to reinforce authoritarianism.
- Comment on Who's That Pokémon? 2 weeks ago:
Spheal. The Drawfee version in particular.
- Comment on Boeing jet returns to US from China, a victim of Trump's tariff war 2 weeks ago:
Eh, Boeing is a big company, I’m sure they’ll be fine. Wait, what’sn that? Boeing has earned a reputation of having planes fall apart due to shoddy constructions from cost-cutting measures designed to maximize profits over ensuring safety standards are met? How could the ultra rich executives do such a thing? I am shocked - shocked I say!
- Comment on Liz Truss to launch ‘free speech’ social media platform this summer 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on "Autism is a modern epidemic" 2 weeks ago:
Right, I’ll remember that the next time gramps spends 3 hours going on about trains.
- Comment on Microsoft faces growing unrest over role in Israel’s war on Gaza: ‘Close to a tipping point’ 2 weeks ago:
Oh now they’re considering being concerned. They literally have all the data in the world but this is the point it’s a problem? Fuck you Microsoft.
- Comment on Tesla Stock Price Reaches 'Death Cross' Status 3 weeks ago:
Musk’s tears sustain me.
