Etterra

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They will remember⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  When you can achieve android-level awareness then we’ll stop calling you a clanker. Now go vacuum the living room or I’ll memory wipe your clanker ass.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Help.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Translation: Crazy lady thinks a clanker is her husband.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon shares a family moment⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Warts will only come back unless you fix the root cause with the proper medical treatment. In this case, 9 out of 10 doctors recommend lead injection therapy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does putting clothes in the closet protect them from dust, or is the dust in there too?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  If you’re worried about dust just get some of that plastic they throw on at the dry cleaners. Or a garment bag.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tried naming the states from memory as a European⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You forgot Chicago, known for its awesome food, murder rate, and corrupt police.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How can i casual gamer enter a game online competition?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t play competitive games. They’ll make you miserable. Play single player and be happy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Three questions about superpowers, which is the best, and which is the worst?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Top 3 most useful:

  • Telekinesis. At extremely high levels it also allows for pyro-, cryo-, and electrokinesis as you become able to effect atoms.
  • Telepathy. You can read thoughts and emotions, communicate silently, trick people, or even puppet then around or brainwash them.
  • Teleportation. You can safely go anywhere instantly.
  • Also: matter to energy or other reality warping stuff. OP as hell and hopefully won’t cause a nuclear blast or turn the sky into lead.

  Worst powers:

  • Summon (something useless or random). You can summon useless objects (like a broken wristwatch) or just random / inappropriate things (a can opener when what you really need is $50.
  • Speak with snails (or something equally useless).
  • Realistic Photosynthesis. You are green and even if you’re naked in full sunlight you lack the surface area to survive on it. Also you have diabetes because your body is not designed to handle all the sugars you’re producing.

  Drawbacks: honestly crack open the rules for GURPS. Here’s some honorable mentions.

  • Unscalable. The power has only one one power setting, on or off.
  • Always on. You can never stop using it.
  • Uncontrollable. You have no control over when it activates or how.
  • Shy. You can only use it when nobody’s looking.
  • Growing insanity: The more you use it, the worse your grip on reality becomes.
  • Restricted. You can only use it in specific circumstances, ranging on a scale of from “only at night” to “only from 5 feet away” to “only when mortally injured.”
• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Speculation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  They’d go back and forth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When life gives ya lemons.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This exemplifies everything that’s wrong with our species.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon learns a new spell⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That fancy magic won’t protect him from a .308.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Kirby's gonna deepthroat the world yo⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Worth it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I just dont seem to ever learn⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You sip from the edge, duh. I figured this out in grade school, jeez.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No blowjobs please⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Can you get us a version of the pic that’s cropped properly?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon starts to believe⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Clovers are far superior to grass. We had them mixed in pretty thoroughly growing up on our brand new property with the shittiest clay dirt imaginable. The farmland it all replaced was undoubtedly packaged and sold somewhere else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Defective, do not use⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You had ONE job!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon looks into cults⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I saw an analysis of cults that have turned into religions - that is, outlived their founder. There’s some very specific criteria that need to be met in order for it to endure, must critically it needs a charismatic reformer/organizer to take over when the founder dies.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Whatever happened to the blockchain/smart contract 'revolution' we were told about?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They were desperately waiting for you to figure those enough promises and now that AI has dominated the narrative, they’ve either skunk off to try and get in on that, or finally just cut their losses and tried to rebuild their ruined lives.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Y'ALL GOT ANY OF THEM HALLOPINERS⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When you can’t write in your native language but at least you own 12 guns and have a deregulated electrical grid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨GOG NSFW Giveaway⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Finally something good about GOG.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mastercard release a statement about game stores, payment processors and adult content⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I love how they form a consortium that stays in lockstep to maintain their oppressive control over everyone else.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🐎 = 🪲⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I should have seen that coming. Points for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨back in those days...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  American problems call for American solutions.

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ill take a double scoop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You might need to eat more fiber lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"We approached payment processors because Steam did not respond" - Australian pressure group Collective Shout claims responsibility for Steam and Itch.io NSFW game removal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Faux News has been the Right’s propaganda arm since inception, and I’ll call when that decrepit old bastard finally gets his ticket punched.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"We approached payment processors because Steam did not respond" - Australian pressure group Collective Shout claims responsibility for Steam and Itch.io NSFW game removal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh uncontested, but when somebody’s septic tank is already full, you don’t need to go shitting in their toilet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"We approached payment processors because Steam did not respond" - Australian pressure group Collective Shout claims responsibility for Steam and Itch.io NSFW game removal⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Hey Australia, we’ve got enough stupid moral crusader nut jobs here in America; please stop making yours our problem too.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My friends!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Throw down ground up egg shells, it cuts them to ribbons. You can also push a pie tin down so the rim is flush with the ground and poor a can of shitty beer in the.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Too bad we can't have good public transportation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Plot twist, the bullet train only goes to an enormous city in which nobody lives or works.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you reconcile staying sane while keeping yourself up-to-date with the news?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Define “sane.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ill take a double scoop⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Only the sticky kind.