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- Comment on My friends! 6 hours ago:
Throw down ground up egg shells, it cuts them to ribbons. You can also push a pie tin down so the rim is flush with the ground and poor a can of shitty beer in the.
- Comment on Too bad we can't have good public transportation 6 hours ago:
Plot twist, the bullet train only goes to an enormous city in which nobody lives or works.
- Comment on How do you reconcile staying sane while keeping yourself up-to-date with the news? 6 hours ago:
Define “sane.”
- Comment on ill take a double scoop 6 hours ago:
Only the sticky kind.
- Comment on She's a keeper 6 hours ago:
That’s what I’d be telling my fiancee as a joke because I know she’s a chubby chaser (in her own words).
- Comment on Cheat Codes Activated 7 hours ago:
- Comment on Apparently we should shame people for selling at affordable prices 7 hours ago:
I literally don’t know anyone who would want them. I guess I’ll just stuff them in a mailbox or something, if they’re not worth enough to be worth the bother of selling them.
- Comment on back in those days... 7 hours ago:
Five guys take all the profits.
- Comment on back in those days... 7 hours ago:
You could fix it with one bullet.
- Comment on Out for a hike and found this interesting tree 7 hours ago:
Congrats, you got wood.
- Comment on nobody in webdev knows what graceful degradation is anymore 7 hours ago:
It’s when you call someone a pathetic bottom bitch while wearing an evening gown.
- Comment on A Hellraiser video game. What do you all think? 11 hours ago:
You’re right for the wrong reasons. It wouldn’t be survival horror because it would be the worst, most vile horror dating sim imaginable. Then Steam would delist it because payment processors caved into a small group of Australian moral crusading nutcases.
- Comment on The Emmet Bar in Toronto, Ontario introduced coasters made from the scrap metal of cars that were involved in DUIs as a reminder to the effects of impaired and drunk driving 12 hours ago:
The spirit of the drunk within demands an offering of blood alcohol, and will do anything it can to extract it.
- Comment on These captchas are getting out of hand 12 hours ago:
It’s on the corner dammit, is it one square or all four!?
- Comment on job position 1 day ago:
Lookit this cool stick! I can use it to throw spears farther!
- Comment on Worldbuilding 1 day ago:
Coal is this, except it’s largely fronds, which the trees shed three same way modern ones shed leaves. IIRC the trees were related to ferns. Before that there were big fungus pillars that served as trees.
- Comment on Developer Interview: My Q&A with the creator of Minigalaxy 2 days ago:
Meh, GOG sucks.
- Comment on I did the math to prove that Shaq is a woman. 2 days ago:
2+2=banana, genius.
- Comment on Can anyone help id these shoes? 2 days ago:
It’s not a medically engineered shoe for old people? Because it sure looks ugly like one.
- Comment on OpenAI Seeks Additional Capital From Investors as Part of Its $40 Billion Round 2 days ago:
Just keep flushing that money instead of, IDK, helping the homeless. Assholes.
- Comment on To win the show Alone, could someone smuggle a GPS locator inside of their anus? 2 days ago:
You’d have to surgically implant it somewhere they’d never look. Inside your brain. I mean you’re on a reality show so there’s gotta be plenty of space up there.
- Comment on Ubisoft's annual report dictates that the consumers are the problem 2 days ago:
Well fuck me for not being grateful for tepid gruel, I guess.
- Comment on A real lifehack 2 days ago:
I’m middle school (early 90s I think) there was a drink girl with a Mt Dew bottle that had some vodka mixed in. Gave me a nice view before math class. The teachers didn’t give a single fuck. Things sure have changed.
- Comment on Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask? 2 days ago:
Sounds like they need to get laid.
- Comment on Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask? 2 days ago:
It’s called “extortion.” The X makes it sound sexy.
- Comment on Isn't there somebody you forgot to ask? 2 days ago:
What does Jesus need with my credit card information?
- Comment on Ah shit 3 days ago:
Not today Satan!
- Comment on See their point 3 days ago:
Nope. What I listened to at 14 is whatever was in the radio on the car, usually oldies. Which I never really cared for. I didn’t care about or start developing my own musical tastes until my 20s.
- Comment on The struggle 3 days ago:
And I won’t eat grits because its texture sucks, but that’s not the point. Oatmeal is high in fiber, like a lot of vegetables are. Usually bitter, horrible, vile tasting vegetables, like cabbage cultivars. Either way the results are the same though.
- Comment on 🐎 = 🪲 3 days ago:
Drakes have no wings.