Etterra

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thar she blows⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah these are fun. Men (and some women) in my family have hearty lung capacity. My dad was a lifelong smoker and always passed this for respirator use during his annual physical. I actually surprised a nurse once with the highest score she’d seen in 20 years on the job. It’s not particularly useful, unless one of us wishes to be heard from about a county away lol.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Womp⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nvidia CEO: Society has no choice but to change. I used to play in the streets. When cars came along, you obviously can’t play in the streets now⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  You know, he’s right - we should start investing in mass transit so we don’t need the cars, and kids can play in the street again.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Welp⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Also the cocaine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨ngl it gets you pretty buzzed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ll bet that’s super safe and will never have any drawbacks ever for all time.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The raccoon is fine, but the hooker in the gorilla suit has to go.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop Killing Games fails to secure EU law despite 1.3M signatures⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They forgot to bribe the politicians.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you struggle with reaching nirvana via basic bitch meditation? I have a better way, friend⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve never achieved a Zen state while vomiting. Not from booze, the flu, gastritis, food poisoning, or getting a whiff of Trump dog shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨European Commission rejects new laws for Stop Destroying Videogames⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Also you need to bribe them. Like a lot.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Was starting to run low on the essentials⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Would you like a shot of Jack with a Jack chaser?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fafo⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Saving so much money, this asshole.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheese is available⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I dunno, that Urkel kid liked cheese IIRC.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cheese is available⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  That explains all the curds…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don’t forget to regularly check your eyes!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  God. Fucking. Damnit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨My Arrakis⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Is there a drug that gives you visions of the future?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨yes⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh boy, I love powdered sugar!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sorry, honey⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldn’t want to engage in anything freaky with anyone wearing fake nails. Is probably get one broken off under my skin and get an infection or something.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It does give them justification, which honestly might actually be worst. Because if they can justify their decisions to be horrible people, even if only to themselves, there’s nothing they won’t do. Getting around cognitive dissonance is the real trick, and religion is a really effective excuse in that regard. People have been using it for thousands of years for that exact purpose.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Damn. That’s the face of a man that aliens would take a look at and go nope not abducting this one.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Needs more Joker. Not the meme, the literal, actual Joker.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What if I told you life doesn't have to be this way?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  BuT tRaDiTiOnaL FaMiLy vALuEs

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨A world full of wonders⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh hey I know this guy. He hangs out by the school up the street.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck em⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I can’t believe he wrote an entire paragraph without mentioning wizards and their staves.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fuck em⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why did I have to judge someone wearing size 9s!?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Hold on, let me invent a new conspiracy theory: That’s just the camera lens reflecting light from the screen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Nice⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  But are the rich people Jewish? I wouldn’t want to promote a harmful stereotype.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We Put A Man On The Moon. We Did It.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Has anyone explained to this idiot that we invented punching and wrestling thousands of years before the UFC existed?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ladies and gentlemen, we got em.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Well I mean if that’s the only gripe then obviously I agree with your comment.

  Something I had to learn over the years is that people tend to get butthurt if you don’t compliment them before criticizing them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨they're havin a laugh⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  My attitude towards all sportsball games.