The measurements will change whenever it gets cold.
Fahrenheit is better
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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magnetosphere@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
bizarroland@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
ARE THEY HARD OR SOFT
WoodScientist@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Almost certainly soft. Maybe some wealthy eccentric would frame their house in expensive hard wood as a flex, but wood framed construction is almost exclusively softwood. It grows much more quickly, is easier to work with, and is plenty strong. I wouldn’t frame a house in anything but good old-reliable Douglas Fir.
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I think by definition a woody is hard
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Indeed
FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fahrenheit is bloody stupid
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Innit?
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 2 weeks ago
Yes but is it a NIST Dick or a ASTM Dick?
umbraroze@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Ancient Mesopotamian Dicks, European King Dicks or NIST Dicks?
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yep
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Like my dicks normal size ones because there’s a huge difference
Sabata11792@ani.social 2 weeks ago
Actually its based off the erect dick length of King Charls III on a temperate day rounded up with an additional 2.5 inches added in to seem impressive.
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Well color me impressed
edgesmash@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I love how this can go either way.
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Yeah exactly
rmuk@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
It’s only 121 in my case ahahaabahavajej oh god no it’s at least three hundred i’m so sorry.
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
White, black, or Asian?
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
American
Ramsesder13te@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
In that case, converted to the metric system, 242 Dicks would be about 62cm.
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
THAT DOES NOT NARROW IT DOWN IN THE SLIGHTEST
SchadeMarmelade@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Like, end to end or next to each other?
Zink@programming.dev 2 weeks ago
Maximum tip-to-tip efficiency or it’s back to apprenticeship with you!
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes
redlemace@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m never gonna ask you for directions … “Do I go Left or Right?” … “yes!”
kalpol@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Work 242: n off is n off
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
In a row?
DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Try not to suck any dicks on the way to the lumber yard!
Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
No in a line
sundray@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
Ah, linear dicks instead of board-dicks.