magnetosphere

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is who you are now.⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This is one of those situations where I kinda want context, but don’t want it if context will ruin the humor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dumb it way down⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  See?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She deserves it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah. That explains it, then. I don’t have kids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dumb it way down⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in favor of this. It’s like explaining a highly technical job to a rank amateur. When most people pick up their car from a mechanic, they don’t want (and won’t understand) a highly detailed explanation of the issue. They just want to know if their car is okay to drive.

  I am a cis male. Although seeing a Pride flag makes me happy, I don’t know what all the colors mean. I don’t know a lot about sexual identities. Feel free to dumb your sexuality down for me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She deserves it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How can you tell?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frackin' Chat Gippity!!⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I am not without my weaknesses

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does the military do regular STD tests?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s relieving to know. I’m glad you’re good!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those damned leftists!!!1!!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m laughing imagining some clueless dude standing in the Gay Room saying “I dunno. They just told me to stand here.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Christian Nationalist Bible⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What? No reckless gun use? There’s a kid RIGHT THERE!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does the military do regular STD tests?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Get yourself tested. Now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's gay to brush your teeth⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also another excuse for the lack of sexual partners in their lives. They’ll love it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t like Hawaiian pizza

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah Ill Have A Whooper With Beef Wings⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheese preenish

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨President Trump reacts to President Biden’s cancer diagnosis: "I don't feel sorry for him"⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What goes around comes around, cheeto.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No regarts⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  This is my favorite meme ever

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is Anon the asshole?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Talk with her about it.

  If she paid for the fucking thing, though, that might be a win!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨If you could use a Rube Goldberg like contraption on any task you find extremely strenuous, what would it be?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Changing fitted sheets

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is he flicking his tongue like a serpent?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Mom has a napkin on her head. She’s cool. Win her over and she’ll calm Dad down.

  You’re on your own with the cat, though. Good luck!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨YouTube’s AI slop detector incorrectly targets Kurzgesagt as other creators fear same fate⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  The platform later removed or emptied major AI channels and clarified that repetitive or “unsatisfying or off-putting” videos could be demonetized.

  “Unsatisfying or off-putting” is a bit too vague for my tastes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BMW Is Showing Commercials On Their Car's Dash Screens And They Want You To Think It's A Treat - The Autopian⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Unfortunately, I have to agree.

  A lot of people think of BMWs as an “aspirational car” that they actually have a chance of owning someday. Mechanically, they’re excellent cars. I’m disappointed that they keep doing things to cheapen their image. Lately they’ve been acting like they’re owned by a private equity firm.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Okay. Insist that they keep running other tests until they find what’s not normal, because the symptoms you’re describing could also be warnings that something worse is coming (without treatment). Be persistent! Early detection can make a tremendous difference!

  Consider visiting specialists. For example, a neurologist might be able to identify your issue very quickly. The whole body is a complex system, but the brain/nervous system alone is capable of some especially weird shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BMW Is Showing Commercials On Their Car's Dash Screens And They Want You To Think It's A Treat - The Autopian⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They did, and probably still do. It’s not a screen on the dashboard, though. They’re on the backs of the front seats, so anyone sitting in the back gets pestered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BMW Is Showing Commercials On Their Car's Dash Screens And They Want You To Think It's A Treat - The Autopian⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Now I can pretend I’m in a NYC taxicab that smells like cigarettes and vomit! Nice work, BMW!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨modern classic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just looking at it makes my shins hurt

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨modern classic⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Whoever decided to put a rectangular table in a curved space is completely unqualified to make design decisions.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fahrenheit is better⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The measurements will change whenever it gets cold.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is the world more volatile now or is it just the abundance of news?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna go with more volatile. Climate change is getting to the point where it’s harder and harder to ignore. The consequences are very scary and not at all pleasant to think about. As a result, people are angrier and more frightened. Personally, I expect bigger, crazier bullshit.

  When major costal cities start getting flooded, people will lose their fucking minds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do americans living in Red States really despise american living in Blue States?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If they do, then fuck ‘em. If they don’t, I’m pretty sure we can find some common ground.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨CMV⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When the vape gets me high, it seems like a fair trade off.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What’s a reasonable tip for a barber? (America)⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Having to sell your shop to someone else and then work for them must suck.