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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tell me what to do today, and I will report back.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  My life is in your hands Lemmy

  This is one of the scariest sentences I’ve ever seen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have to give a presentation in 15 minutes⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  OP has embraced their inner calm

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I have to give a presentation in 15 minutes⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  So, how did it go?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I’m watching something on tv and a dude strangled another dude with rattle snake. Is that possible? What’s the tensile strength of a snake?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve seen some unexpected questions in this community, but “what’s the tensile strength of a snake?” has gotta be one of the strangest

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Brady Inspires us all⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  His campaign sign interested me enough to click.

  You don’t know me, so I’ll explain: that’s a MASSIVE accomplishment, especially considering I can’t even vote for the guy

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Guns for women (SNL)⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “Cheryl, whose idea was this?”
  “A bunch of guys.”

  Perfect line

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me irl⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Advocating one side? Seriously? Sorry I’m not racist enough for you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Workers in New York seek to create first AutoZone union as company resists⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Countdown to location closing…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me irl⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  It can’t all be. I know there are many Israelis who are against genocide, and there have been protests against the governments treatment of Palestinians.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨me irl⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is another good example of saying “Fuck (country name)” they’re usually talking about the government of that country, and not necessarily the citizens. For example, Russia can fuck right off, but I’d expect that most Russian citizens are decent people who are merely drowning in propaganda. Lots of people are, all around the world.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are lemmings so touchy about downvotes?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I very rarely use the downvote arrow, because I know it upsets people. Lemmy is (mostly) a friendly place, and I want it to stay that way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The lord has started smiting republicans.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  If god is making a token gesture to combat atheism, its WAY too late.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨"Hopefully a meteor will strike the earth soon": Game devs talk genAI witchhunts and the importance of honing your visual literacy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m not even gonna read the story. I just agree with the opening quote.

  I hope its at least twice as big as the one that wiped out the dinosaurs.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me_IRL⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I recognize an alarming amount of classical music from watching Bugs Bunny

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why is the world's "oldest profession" still illegal ? Instead of being better managed?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  RIP George. One of the greatest and most incisive comedians ever.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh my! 🫘 👁️🫦👁️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Thank you. I never would’ve guessed!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Oh my! 🫘 👁️🫦👁️⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Where do I recognize this from?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This is who you are now.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  This is one of those situations where I kinda want context, but don’t want it if context will ruin the humor.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dumb it way down⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  See?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She deserves it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah. That explains it, then. I don’t have kids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨dumb it way down⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m in favor of this. It’s like explaining a highly technical job to a rank amateur. When most people pick up their car from a mechanic, they don’t want (and won’t understand) a highly detailed explanation of the issue. They just want to know if their car is okay to drive.

  I am a cis male. Although seeing a Pride flag makes me happy, I don’t know what all the colors mean. I don’t know a lot about sexual identities. Feel free to dumb your sexuality down for me!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨She deserves it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  How can you tell?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Frackin' Chat Gippity!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I am not without my weaknesses

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does the military do regular STD tests?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  That’s relieving to know. I’m glad you’re good!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those damned leftists!!!1!!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m laughing imagining some clueless dude standing in the Gay Room saying “I dunno. They just told me to stand here.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Christian Nationalist Bible⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What? No reckless gun use? There’s a kid RIGHT THERE!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Does the military do regular STD tests?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Get yourself tested. Now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's gay to brush your teeth⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s also another excuse for the lack of sexual partners in their lives. They’ll love it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Drop your unpopular opinions here because c/unpopularopinions is filled with popular opinions⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t like Hawaiian pizza

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Yeah Ill Have A Whooper With Beef Wings⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cheese preenish