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Anon drinks milk

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The intrinsic intolerance hidden just beneath the veneer of an accepting society drives us straight to the bottom and splits us in two, whether it be sexuality, race, or lactose. Whoever needs to hear it, it’s okay to be gay, black, or a milk drinker.

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    • BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?

      I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a big kid

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      • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I pray that you might eventually join me in a society beyond lactose intolerance, my wayward friend.

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      • MadhuGururajan@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Just in case it isn’t sarcasm: You will more sooner die of heart attack than the milk drinker if you overdo it.

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      • Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Apple juice is fruit blood which makes you a gay vampire.

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      • undergroundoverground@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Apple juice

        Its like tree milk

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    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, but straight from the carton? In public?

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      • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah, if you want to kiss your gay boyfriend you need to get a room, that shit is disgusting.

        Same with people who eat sh**arma, and those wacky whorish fucking d****rs defining the streets.

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      • ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        They didn’t say how big a carton. I’d say anything up to a quart is fair game without some eyeballs on you.

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    • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sure, if you are a baby cow

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      • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        So it’s only okay to be gay if I’m a baby cow?

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  • BennyInc@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It depends on how you drink it.

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    • Alpha71@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I still can’t believe they put that in Mortal Kombat.

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  • NaibofTabr@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Leon was the OG imho

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    • hakunawazo@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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    • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Weird criminals drink milk, normal people think orange juice.

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      • MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I prefer both, with breakfast.

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      • grey@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        How do you figure?

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    • rektdeckard@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      My partner and I once went as Leon and Matilda for Halloween. I finished off a quart of milk and filled it with pre-mixed negroni cocktai to sneak it into a party as part of my costume. Boy howdy, I was so drunk I was speaking in tongues at the end of the night.

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      • Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Nice, I never thought of Leon as a costume. Will definitely have this as a option this year

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  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fucking milk drinker walking around Skyrim.

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  • magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can’t help but wonder if they were laughing at something besides the milk. Were they wearing a Sailor Moon outfit, complete with wig?

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    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Would you risk openly laughing at a dude drinking milk, dressed as Sailor Moon?

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      • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’d be too busy masturbating

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      • rem26_art@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        absolutely not. In the name of the moon (and milk), they'd punish me

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      • magnetosphere@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Good question. I think I’d just avoid eye contact and laugh with my friends about it later.

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    • criitz@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No one was laughing, this is all in OOP’s head

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  • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Folks really need to normalize casually drinking milk the same way people drink CO2-infused sugar water. Milk is delicious and a great base source of nutrients.

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    • TomAwsm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Move over, Hydro Homies. Now is the time for Milk Mates.

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      • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Dani the youtuber promotes milk

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    • orb360@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ll meet you half way with some CO2-infused milk.

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      • svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Half way would be pilk.

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      • yonder@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        no.

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      • M0oP0o@mander.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        CHILK

        The new better beverage, now in SPORT and DIET!

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      • DJDarren@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Tried that once. Put some milk in the Sodastream.

        It was not successful.

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      • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Don’t knock it until you try it, I love chocolate soda!

        1/4-1/3 of your desired cup size of milk, lots of chocolate syrup, mix until chocolatey. Keep stirring as you add seltzer or it will foam like crazy. It still might foam up a bit until you get the hang of it.

        Stupid diabetes and high cholesterol being a thing or id drink this all day…

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      • MHanak@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Relevant video:

        youtu.be/gHsDgdyN60o (51s long)

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      • BambiDiego@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That’s just unspoiled spoiled milk

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    • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      OP was drinking milk out of the carton. I’d side-eye someone walking around drinking a 2 liter just as hard.

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      • yboutros@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You’re right, we need water fountains with milk instead

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      • bitchkat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Don’t they sell 1 pint cartons any more?

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    • ameancow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      need to normalize casually drinking milk

      I don’t think I or any rational adult of sound mind and health would look at someone drinking a carton of milk and have anything close to a thought at all, much less a thought of ridicule.

      The reason you don’t see people drinking milk as commonly as other drinks is that lactose intolerance is a huge thing, and even if you don’t have a genetic predisposition to lactose problems, as you get older it gets harder and harder to digest. This is why milk is often associated with kids, it’s good for growing bodies but not so much for someone who’s already an adult.

      Also, it’s not that refreshing. The fat content makes it feel less hydrating than water or fat-free liquids of any kind.

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    • buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cow’s milk actually robs you of calcium and on top of that your body isn’t meant to digest animal milk of any sort after the first couple of years of your life. We just force it to for years after it’s no longer a true necessity.

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      • ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Cow’s milk actually robs you of calcium and on top of that your body isn’t meant to digest animal milk of any sort after the first couple of years of your life.

        No

        We just force it to for years after it’s no longer a true necessity.

        No one’s forcing you to drink milk.

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      • Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The Myth That Protein Reduces Bone Health

        Despite all the calcium that dairy contains, some believe that its high protein content can cause osteoporosis.

        The reason is that when protein is digested, it increases the acidity of the blood. The body then pulls calcium from the blood to neutralize the acid.

        This is the theoretical basis for the acid-alkaline diet, which is based on choosing foods that have a net alkaline effect and avoiding foods that are “acid forming.”

        However, there really isn’t much scientific support for this theory.

        If anything, the high protein content of dairy is a good thing. Studies consistently show that eating more protein leads to improved bone health (4, 5, 6, 7).

        Not only is dairy rich in protein and calcium, it’s also loaded with phosphorus. Full-fat dairy from grass-fed cows also contains some vitamin K2.

        Protein, phosphorus and vitamin K2 are all very important for bone health (8, 9).

        Summary

        Not only is dairy rich in calcium, it also contains large amounts of protein and phosphorus, all of which are important for optimal bone health.

        – Source healthline.com/…/is-dairy-good-for-your-bones

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      • Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’m sorry, does having genes that explicitly help in drinking milk beyond infancy not count? Not just one gene mind you, several genes, some of while evolved multiple times in different areas. How does that mean “we’re not mean to drink milk after infancy”?

        We domesticated grains and legumes around the same time, does this mean bread is bad for us? Are potatoes slowly killing everyone? Is chocolate evil? We’re generalists and have a long history of scavenging, we’re designed to eat whatever we can get including grass, dirt, and carrion. Our immune system and digestive system are both quite good at processing rotting meat compared to most mammals, and we’re much more resistant to toxins too. Dogs are also generalists, yet we regularly eat large amounts of things that will kill them, like onions, garlic, and grapes. We enjoy the taste of natural pest control like mustard and capsaicin. Milk is a rare nutrient dense and safe food compared to what we were usually eating before agriculture.

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      • commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        your body is meant for you to digest anything possible

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      • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Fucking vegan. Fuck off.

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      • Passerby6497@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Cow’s milk actually robs you of calcium

        [X] Doubt

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    • lessthanluigi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Found the milk industry guerilla propagandist!

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      • Trainguyrom@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I simp for railroads too! Most energy efficient method of moving anything over a distance too great to bicycle that exists (bikes and ebikes are the only thing more energy efficient per kilometer than trains)

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    • Dorkyd68@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Milk gives me spicy poops tho

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  • chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Milk is fucking delicious.

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    • antipiratgruppen@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Cream and butter is even better!

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      • _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Walking around eating a stick of butter should not be more socially acceptable, but it might be.

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  • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They know you paid for a cow to be raped, anon. They know you’re a nasty carnist

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    • Soulg@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lmao

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    • commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      no they didn’t

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  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Drinking milk straight from the carton, in public?

    Have you no self respect, Anon?

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  • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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  • gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    his mistake was that it wasn’t beer (alcohol) /s

    Honestly, this reminds me of the “facebook crisis”: it’s forbidden to show a nipple publicly on facebook, but they accept pictures of guns. Really shows you their values and ideals.

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    • AVincentInSpace@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Because what will the kids think if they see a gun?

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  • joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We’re jealous you can drink milk at all without shitting yourself violently.

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    • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I think my body started tolerating milk again! Yeah I ate way too much ice-cream this year

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Add some kahlua and vodka. You got a White Russian goin’.

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  • elxeno@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Too many lactose intolerant people.

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  • drmoose@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    the thought of putting some slaved animal’s titty sweat into my mouth makes me legit want throw up ngl. How the fuck was that ever acceptable?

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    • NuWuX@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s not sweat, it’s closer to mucus and pus and it’s delicious! 😋

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    • gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just look at it this way:

      there are/were a lot of nomadic tribes in human history. All of them wanted to eat, or at least have a stable and significant source of calories. Most of them lived in semi-fertile land though, which was not fertile enough for wheat/corn. So what they did was take a goat, let it eat all of the grass/flowers that naturally grew, and it produced milk for the humans. This way, both humans and the goat could live.

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    • Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Oat milk tastes way better without the whole torturing animals stuff and it isn’t even that much more expensive. I really don’t understand why people still drink cow milk.

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    • Zoldyck@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Exactly. Drinking animal milk is very weird and unethical.

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    • MindTraveller@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Everyone who downvoted you is a pervert and is trying to deny the fact they’re ashamed of themself.

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    • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Once you try a mother’s milk, it makes a lot more sense.

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    • chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      this. milk is fucking disgusting.

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    • commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      animals aren’t slaves. completing slaves to animals is what slavers do.

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  • Sarmyth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What’s a milk drinker like you doing out here? Go home to your mother!

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  • _lilith@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    One time I was working a late shift in winter and I just needed something warm. I heated up some water and just poured it into my coffee cup. My co-worker looked at me like I was crazy and told me I was a “weird cat” which in itself is kind of ironic. Then he proceeds to fill his coffee mug with diet dr pepper and walk out into a blizzard like it was nothing.

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    • CoolMatt@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not just Dr Pepper, but diet Dr Pepper was an important detail. For some reason I got a little bit of enjoyment out of reading that

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sounds fake but okay.

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  • CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Anon was Canadian so the milk was a gallon in an awkward plastic bag.

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  • jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Got milk?

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  • Beacon@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2F7qn3qp40vm471.png%3Fwidth%3D1080%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D7e4ff989811990f847b253e43c7ba65d3dfc91a7

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  • kitnaht@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think the thing is, you cannot drink a gallon of milk within some timeframe without puking. I forget where I heard that from…

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “God… It’s so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice…”

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  • boatsnhos615@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Man child

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  • lunarul@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Obviously anon’s mother never taught them not to drink straight out of the carton.

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