It depends on how you drink it.
Anon drinks milk
Submitted 9 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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BennyInc@feddit.org 9 months ago
Alpha71@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I still can’t believe they put that in Mortal Kombat.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 9 months ago
Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
hakunawazo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Comment105@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Weird criminals drink milk, normal people think orange juice.
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
I prefer both, with breakfast.
grey@discuss.tchncs.de 8 months ago
How do you figure?
rektdeckard@lemmy.world 9 months ago
My partner and I once went as Leon and Matilda for Halloween. I finished off a quart of milk and filled it with pre-mixed negroni cocktai to sneak it into a party as part of my costume. Boy howdy, I was so drunk I was speaking in tongues at the end of the night.
Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Nice, I never thought of Leon as a costume. Will definitely have this as a option this year
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 9 months ago
Fucking milk drinker walking around Skyrim.
magnetosphere@fedia.io 9 months ago
I can’t help but wonder if they were laughing at something besides the milk. Were they wearing a Sailor Moon outfit, complete with wig?
dohpaz42@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Would you risk openly laughing at a dude drinking milk, dressed as Sailor Moon?
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’d be too busy masturbating
rem26_art@fedia.io 9 months ago
absolutely not. In the name of the moon (and milk), they'd punish me
magnetosphere@fedia.io 9 months ago
Good question. I think I’d just avoid eye contact and laugh with my friends about it later.
criitz@reddthat.com 9 months ago
No one was laughing, this is all in OOP’s head
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 9 months ago
Folks really need to normalize casually drinking milk the same way people drink CO2-infused sugar water. Milk is delicious and a great base source of nutrients.
TomAwsm@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Move over, Hydro Homies. Now is the time for Milk Mates.
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Dani the youtuber promotes milk
orb360@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
I’ll meet you half way with some CO2-infused milk.
svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 months ago
Half way would be pilk.
yonder@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
no.
M0oP0o@mander.xyz 8 months ago
CHILK
The new better beverage, now in SPORT and DIET!
DJDarren@thelemmy.club 8 months ago
Tried that once. Put some milk in the Sodastream.
It was not successful.
Asafum@feddit.nl 8 months ago
Don’t knock it until you try it, I love chocolate soda!
1/4-1/3 of your desired cup size of milk, lots of chocolate syrup, mix until chocolatey. Keep stirring as you add seltzer or it will foam like crazy. It still might foam up a bit until you get the hang of it.
Stupid diabetes and high cholesterol being a thing or id drink this all day…
MHanak@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Relevant video:
youtu.be/gHsDgdyN60o (51s long)
BambiDiego@lemmy.world 8 months ago
That’s just unspoiled spoiled milk
the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
OP was drinking milk out of the carton. I’d side-eye someone walking around drinking a 2 liter just as hard.
yboutros@infosec.pub 8 months ago
You’re right, we need water fountains with milk instead
bitchkat@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Don’t they sell 1 pint cartons any more?
ameancow@lemmy.world 8 months ago
need to normalize casually drinking milk
I don’t think I or any rational adult of sound mind and health would look at someone drinking a carton of milk and have anything close to a thought at all, much less a thought of ridicule.
The reason you don’t see people drinking milk as commonly as other drinks is that lactose intolerance is a huge thing, and even if you don’t have a genetic predisposition to lactose problems, as you get older it gets harder and harder to digest. This is why milk is often associated with kids, it’s good for growing bodies but not so much for someone who’s already an adult.
Also, it’s not that refreshing. The fat content makes it feel less hydrating than water or fat-free liquids of any kind.
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Cow’s milk actually robs you of calcium and on top of that your body isn’t meant to digest animal milk of any sort after the first couple of years of your life. We just force it to for years after it’s no longer a true necessity.
ArmokGoB@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
The Myth That Protein Reduces Bone Health
Despite all the calcium that dairy contains, some believe that its high protein content can cause osteoporosis.
The reason is that when protein is digested, it increases the acidity of the blood. The body then pulls calcium from the blood to neutralize the acid.
This is the theoretical basis for the acid-alkaline diet, which is based on choosing foods that have a net alkaline effect and avoiding foods that are “acid forming.”
However, there really isn’t much scientific support for this theory.
If anything, the high protein content of dairy is a good thing. Studies consistently show that eating more protein leads to improved bone health (4, 5, 6, 7).
Not only is dairy rich in protein and calcium, it’s also loaded with phosphorus. Full-fat dairy from grass-fed cows also contains some vitamin K2.
Protein, phosphorus and vitamin K2 are all very important for bone health (8, 9).
Summary
Not only is dairy rich in calcium, it also contains large amounts of protein and phosphorus, all of which are important for optimal bone health.
Tlaloc_Temporal@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
I’m sorry, does having genes that explicitly help in drinking milk beyond infancy not count? Not just one gene mind you, several genes, some of while evolved multiple times in different areas. How does that mean “we’re not mean to drink milk after infancy”?
We domesticated grains and legumes around the same time, does this mean bread is bad for us? Are potatoes slowly killing everyone? Is chocolate evil? We’re generalists and have a long history of scavenging, we’re designed to eat whatever we can get including grass, dirt, and carrion. Our immune system and digestive system are both quite good at processing rotting meat compared to most mammals, and we’re much more resistant to toxins too. Dogs are also generalists, yet we regularly eat large amounts of things that will kill them, like onions, garlic, and grapes. We enjoy the taste of natural pest control like mustard and capsaicin. Milk is a rare nutrient dense and safe food compared to what we were usually eating before agriculture.
commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
your body is meant for you to digest anything possible
Passerby6497@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Cow’s milk actually robs you of calcium
[X] Doubt
lessthanluigi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Found the milk industry guerilla propagandist!
Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 8 months ago
I simp for railroads too! Most energy efficient method of moving anything over a distance too great to bicycle that exists (bikes and ebikes are the only thing more energy efficient per kilometer than trains)
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Milk gives me spicy poops tho
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Milk is fucking delicious.
antipiratgruppen@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Cream and butter is even better!
_stranger_@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Walking around eating a stick of butter should not be more socially acceptable, but it might be.
MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
They know you paid for a cow to be raped, anon. They know you’re a nasty carnist
Soulg@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Lmao
commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
no they didn’t
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Drinking milk straight from the carton, in public?
Have you no self respect, Anon?
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 9 months ago
gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
his mistake was that it wasn’t beer (alcohol) /s
Honestly, this reminds me of the “facebook crisis”: it’s forbidden to show a nipple publicly on facebook, but they accept pictures of guns. Really shows you their values and ideals.
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 9 months ago
Because what will the kids think if they see a gun?
joyjoy@lemm.ee 9 months ago
We’re jealous you can drink milk at all without shitting yourself violently.
Noodle07@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I think my body started tolerating milk again! Yeah I ate way too much ice-cream this year
jaybone@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Add some kahlua and vodka. You got a White Russian goin’.
elxeno@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Too many lactose intolerant people.
drmoose@lemmy.world 9 months ago
the thought of putting some slaved animal’s titty sweat into my mouth makes me legit want throw up ngl. How the fuck was that ever acceptable?
NuWuX@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
It’s not sweat, it’s closer to mucus and pus and it’s delicious! 😋
gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Just look at it this way:
there are/were a lot of nomadic tribes in human history. All of them wanted to eat, or at least have a stable and significant source of calories. Most of them lived in semi-fertile land though, which was not fertile enough for wheat/corn. So what they did was take a goat, let it eat all of the grass/flowers that naturally grew, and it produced milk for the humans. This way, both humans and the goat could live.
Lileath@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Oat milk tastes way better without the whole torturing animals stuff and it isn’t even that much more expensive. I really don’t understand why people still drink cow milk.
FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Are you an idiot or just an edgelord?
Zoldyck@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Exactly. Drinking animal milk is very weird and unethical.
MindTraveller@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
Everyone who downvoted you is a pervert and is trying to deny the fact they’re ashamed of themself.
fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Once you try a mother’s milk, it makes a lot more sense.
chocosoldier@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
this. milk is fucking disgusting.
commie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 months ago
animals aren’t slaves. completing slaves to animals is what slavers do.
Sarmyth@lemmy.world 9 months ago
What’s a milk drinker like you doing out here? Go home to your mother!
_lilith@lemmy.world 8 months ago
One time I was working a late shift in winter and I just needed something warm. I heated up some water and just poured it into my coffee cup. My co-worker looked at me like I was crazy and told me I was a “weird cat” which in itself is kind of ironic. Then he proceeds to fill his coffee mug with diet dr pepper and walk out into a blizzard like it was nothing.
CoolMatt@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
Not just Dr Pepper, but diet Dr Pepper was an important detail. For some reason I got a little bit of enjoyment out of reading that
Etterra@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Sounds fake but okay.
CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Anon was Canadian so the milk was a gallon in an awkward plastic bag.
jimmydoreisalefty@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Got milk?
kitnaht@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I think the thing is, you cannot drink a gallon of milk within some timeframe without puking. I forget where I heard that from…
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 8 months ago
“God… It’s so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice…”
boatsnhos615@lemmings.world 9 months ago
Man child
lunarul@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Obviously anon’s mother never taught them not to drink straight out of the carton.
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
The intrinsic intolerance hidden just beneath the veneer of an accepting society drives us straight to the bottom and splits us in two, whether it be sexuality, race, or lactose. Whoever needs to hear it, it’s okay to be gay, black, or a milk drinker.
BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 months ago
Fuck that. Fuck you. Fuck milk drinkers. Oh, you want milkies? Oh, you wanna suck titty juice like a baby? You gonna cry? Gonna piss your pants? Maybe shit and cum?
I’ll be here drinking apple juice with my chicken nuggies and mac and cheese like a big kid
Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
I pray that you might eventually join me in a society beyond lactose intolerance, my wayward friend.
MadhuGururajan@programming.dev 9 months ago
Just in case it isn’t sarcasm: You will more sooner die of heart attack than the milk drinker if you overdo it.
Squirrelanna@lemmynsfw.com 9 months ago
Apple juice is fruit blood which makes you a gay vampire.
undergroundoverground@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Its like tree milk
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Yeah, but straight from the carton? In public?
Comment105@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Yeah, if you want to kiss your gay boyfriend you need to get a room, that shit is disgusting.
Same with people who eat sh**arma, and those wacky whorish fucking d****rs defining the streets.
ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com 8 months ago
They didn’t say how big a carton. I’d say anything up to a quart is fair game without some eyeballs on you.
Socsa@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Sure, if you are a baby cow
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
So it’s only okay to be gay if I’m a baby cow?