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@joyjoy@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I knew it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  How many ex-boyfriends does Taylor Swift have again?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In 3.5 years, Notepad.exe has gone from “barely maintained” to “it writes for you”⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  They should’ve stopped at support for utf-8 encoding and unix line endings.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fax machine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  With the exception of “if you came, it doesn’t mean you consented”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The interface to log in on Overleaf is maddening. What appears to be a log in field is actually for signing up. Taking you to a "an account with email already exists" page after attempting to log in.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  What I find annoying is when the “Sign up with …” button only imports all your data. It doesn’t use OAuth to sign you in and requires you to create a password.

  THAT’S THE WHOLE POINT OF SIGNING IN WITH A THIRD PARTY!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Draw an arrow to each temperature⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s the third option, C is the third letter of the alphabet. What to do is obvious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fax machine⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s my party I can cum if I want to

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨They're unstoppable⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Stress

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do it, I promise⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Instructions unclear, got spoop

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Github keeps shoving copilot everywhere.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  We can? I’ve been blocking it with uBlock Origin.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cue fire in 3... 2... 1...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  When the randomizer effect “Flip All Vehicles” is picked.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cue fire in 3... 2... 1...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  FISSION MAILED

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not difficult to understand⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  “The economy”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hah! Right all along!⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nooooo! I don’t wanna be bread!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pearson complaining about using Linux to access my course material⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let me just check something on my terminal.

  $ uname -sr
  Linux 6.14.4-arch1-1
  

  I’m suspicious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pearson complaining about using Linux to access my course material⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This means they forgot platforms other than Windows exists. It’s likely they’re checking for currently supported systems and anything older is insecure, so blocked for your security.

  Likely something like this pseudocode

  function isPlatformVersionSupported(useragent) {
      // Windows XP is NT 5.1
      // Windows Vista is NT 6.0
      // Windows 7 is NT 6.1
      // Windows 8 is NT 6.2
      // Windows 8.1 is NT 6.3
      // Windows 10 and 11 is NT 10.0
      if (useragent.name == "Windows" && useragent.version.match(/Windows NT (6\.3|10)/)) {
          return true
      }
  
      // TODO: insert supported macos versions here
  
      return false
  }
  

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What would this list look like for your generation?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  His do you misspell memes as mames?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Instead of Orange Man doing Tariffs would it not have been better for him to talk about shopping locally and so forth. And giving more tax breaks to companies that stay and sell in the US?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Are you referring to some kind of “opportunity economy”?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is water an acid or a base?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Water is the definition of 7.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🌊🌊🌊⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Harry Potter Book 6: Dumbledore dies in this one

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Asking the hard questions⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Sounds like a gag from Monsters U or Monsters at Work. Wazowski tries to wink at someone, but just ends up blinking and he can’t do it no matter how hard he tries.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He lepton the market trend⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is funny and relatable.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨100% all natural hand-drawn comic⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just don’t confuse it with fluoride.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨He lepton the market trend⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m gonna need this one explained to me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨3 minutes and 8 seconds in Google Slides. Remember to study your humanities as well kiddos⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Looks like a hydrogen atom with its single proton.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you have any “headcanons” (so to speak) about the Star Trek TNG characters?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  ACAB, even time cops.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you have any “headcanons” (so to speak) about the Star Trek TNG characters?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Better watch out for the time cops.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨God is a dick.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Stupid relative distance measurements ruining all our fun

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Adobe Creative Curse⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Adobe: “We’re here for all our starving artists”

  Artist: Buys a Photoshop subscription instead of food

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's little cousin plays with MLP toys⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  She’ll be too busy fan-girling to actually make a move.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's little cousin plays with MLP toys⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Fluttershy and Applejack can’t get married because Rainbow Dash loves Applejack.