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@joyjoy@lemm.ee

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨This guy is giving a speech at the UN in NYC and he must have really been thirsty⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anyone notice how Brian Thompson dies and suddenly aliens start attacking?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Are we saying Briant Thompson was an alien, and killing him started a galactic war?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stop making up states⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  We bought it for pennies. Imagine the ROI.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon reaches encopenment.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Sixes

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a math prodigy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You must have never used the eclipse Java compiler.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is a math prodigy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  File fails to compile, web server tries to run the file, error.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Donuts are good for you⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Also have less sugar than a bottle of coke.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Germ Blaster⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And some lipstick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Reactor goes brrr⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Coming up, troll physics explains rocket science.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨DID YOU AFFIRM?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’ve convinced me. Yes, I’ll be part of your reverse harem.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shape of the Heart⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why does it look like a foreskin?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon is in college⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What if he didn’t have a condom?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Soup help needed⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Its a big spoon designed for serving soup.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We were there monkeys all along⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  A monkey wrote Hamlet. It got mediocre reviews.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it's raining hot death in Minnesota⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Default Samsung weather app, powered by weather channel.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries programming in Java⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They only had to deal with LWJGL. The corporate java world has to use Spring.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Git good, son⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If he can’t do it, flip him over and do it yourself.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Blocking trash newspapers in Apple News+ just disabled the link but doesn't free up screen space.⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Wow, it’s more useless than blocking someone on Discord.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Premium Ads⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  At that point, you’re just paying for YouTube Music.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Premium Ads⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t disable uBlock Origin, even when you have YT premium. Using Chrome counts as disabling uBlock Origin

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What positive things do you expect from Trumps upcoming four years?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But then we get a couch fucker as president.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The mad lads have done it!⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Someone should show this new food to the pope so he can baptize it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨a murder investigation⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Op killed the joke

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Parasitic Isopods⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Steam games will now need to fully disclose kernel-level anti-cheat on store pages⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the popular thing now is to mod your mouse so it clicks on the enemy player’s head.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Commie trek⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Op is confusing The Federation with The Borg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Has Dr. Strange ever given a diagnosis mid fight?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  He’s one where Strange is House.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pressure vs Temp⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  What about the gender triple point?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Veggie⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  That card is banned.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon gets a pizza⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

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