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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Bioremediation of sewage locations in the aim of the new type of shark. The benzoylecgonine causes the shark to seek out these locations. The cocaine provides the desire to clean until every last speck is gone while telling nearby fish about its screenplay.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Capturing a retrograde ejaculation on film is a rite of passage for many medical videographers. The urethra is plugged up by the camera leaving nowhere for ejaculate to go but into the bladder. The prostate is simulated until orgasm. Once the filming is complete, the subject should be given a light snack and released back into the wild.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Squids are naturally clostrophobic when on land. Signs include squirming and dilated pupils. Soothing music and conversation can help, but often times the patient must be sedated to obtain an MRI.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨The Rise of the Japanese Toilet⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You’re gonna have to deal with that appliance pretty often, so might as well make it as good as it can be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspired by a friends current vacation⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Except this is a comparison to other comments, not the tone of the comment. A crow sounds like a raven in not the same thing as a crow sounds like a jerk/sounds angry and not worth listening to/etc. If that’s confusing, I give up. Tone policing is something used to oppress minorities and crush dissent. Using it to try and win stupid pointless arguments about camping of all things really sqiucks me out.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspired by a friends current vacation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Git gud lol

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspired by a friends current vacation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is kinda what it feels like, yeah, that the pro-camp camp can’t accept that some people don’t like camping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspired by a friends current vacation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Allow me to be serious for a moment: That is absolutely not what tone policing is. Please go read this or something a bit more in depth than the wiki article: blog.stetson.edu/…/tone-policing/

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspired by a friends current vacation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right, it’s just as silly when I do it as all the commenters come in to defend camping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspired by a friends current vacation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  If you don’t like sounding, is it because of a lack of skill? Because it’s fun actually, you’re just doing it wrong. You should buy the right equipment and learn how to do it right. It’s one thing to not like it, but have you even done it correctly?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspired by a friends current vacation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You sound like every other comment I’m talking about. You’re patting yourself on the back and saying um actually camping is fun. Again: you don’t have to defend your hobby from people that don’t like it.

  Also, saying you gotta do everything right or die makes camping sound even worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspired by a friends current vacation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, that’s a good faith question. Blocking you.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspired by a friends current vacation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So many fragile campers in the comments. It’s ok if people don’t like your hobby. They might not find it worth the time, money, and effort to “get good”. You don’t have to defend the things you like from people who aren’t into it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspired by a friends current vacation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I say the same thing when people say they don’t enjoy taxidermy because of the dead animal aspect.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspired by a friends current vacation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  People that don’t enjoy sounding might not want to do it for reasons other than lack of skill. Same with camping.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Inspired by a friends current vacation⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You sound like enjoyable company.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I cheat on as many people as I want to⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is either about authenticity or moving out to the middle of the woods after cutting all ties because “Paul doesn’t get my edgy sense of humor.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I cheat on as many people as I want to⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Just apologize and do something nice for her in your dreams.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Michael Bay's "Skibidi Toilet" movie officially begins production⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do all the micro plastics count?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨George Wendt, Who Played Norm on ‘Cheers,’ Dies at 76⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That reminds me of Survey Ladies from Animaniacs. youtu.be/fAkOzTc0KxA

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Give an inch take an inch⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Isn’t it great that we don’t have to be so efficient anymore?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Never showed off my desktop 😄⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yor background is nice.🥁🥁🛎️

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Borderlands 4 release date now set for September 12, plus a new trailer and deep dive are out⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t really like 3. Gameplay was fine, but there were too many annoying characters to make me want to replay it.

  Tiny Tina’s Wonderland dragged on so much and felt like a lot of inept pandering. So I wasn’t as grumpy about how there wasn’t really anything beyond the first playthrough. I remember just running through a bunch of areas towards the end just to finish it.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨After ‘Suits’ and ‘Royal Pains,’ It’s ‘Psych’s Turn for a Potential Revival⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Because everybody involved including the viewers has to go through the whole process of separating wheat from chaff. And OMG is there a lot of chaff.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Banananananananana⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s not ripe yet. Sure, the green is gone, but the brown spots haven’t started to show up yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Google Kills Software Support For Many Nest Users, Eroding Trust In The Brand⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  They already screwed people that owned the original Nest years ago when they forced a new app (Google Home iirc) and closed off the API. The reason I was willing to get it was I could hook it into my home automation. I ripped that thing out of the wall and got a dumber zwave Honeywell.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmmm proper mammilian⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You smell wonderful.

  Giant sloth, were in the pleistocene.

  You smell wonderful in this pleistocene.

  (Caption mentions Witcher et al and this is the best I can come up with.)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Many criteria are used to pick best in breed for the cyberdog category including traction, the total length of wiring, and quality of audio equipment (especially the subwoofers).

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨70 Years Later, Gunsmoke Has Become The Most Unlikely Streaming Hit⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Orb!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What's the worst instance of plot armour on characters you've seen in TV?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  In Blue Eyed Samurai, the main character brushes off several life altering injuries like she’s a character in a jrpg.