Caption this.

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• zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Capturing a retrograde ejaculation on film is a rite of passage for many medical videographers. The urethra is plugged up by the camera leaving nowhere for ejaculate to go but into the bladder. The prostate is simulated until orgasm. Once the filming is complete, the subject should be given a light snack and released back into the wild.

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  • Psythik@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Somebody please make this porn

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    • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Please…no

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  • sepi@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Call Werner Herzog

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• Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Worse eye wash station ever

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• MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Hmm, yes, your pee is indeed stored in your balls.”

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  • piranhaconda@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Uncircumcised

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• Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The team building games are getting too intense for me.

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• Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Get a medical degree they said. It will be fun they said.

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• ace_garp@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cockeyed

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Dr. I.C. Weiner”

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  • muhyb@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh. crud!

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• C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Cystoscopy

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  • pageflight@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    TIL. Seems to be a rigid scope, so:

    Rigid cystoscope: These cystoscopes don’t bend. Your provider may pass instruments through the tube to perform biopsies or remove tumors. This cystoscope is usually only used with sedation or general anesthesia.

    Doesn’t explain the other hand though.

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    • C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      No, it doesn’t. The surgeons I work with don’t do prostate manipulation when they insert the scopes, but my guess is that it’s a way to straighten out the urethra to assist with scope insertion in awake or lightly sedated patients (with local anaesthesia).

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  • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    True

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  • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Bro I love Cryptopsy, their album None So Vile slays!

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    • AstralPath@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Phobophile rules.

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• Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Pain.

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  • macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes.

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• Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  First date ideas

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  When you stare into a piss, it stares back into you

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• Outsider9042@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Record scratch. “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here”

  Where’s Wally: The Movie

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• Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I C U P

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  • elevenbones@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    R U N ?

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• haerrii@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tickle ding dong pickle

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• Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Seeing a sound

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• ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Miss Frizzle said she’d be in there SOMEwhere…”

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• figjam@midwest.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Jizz-o-scope in use

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• Kellenved@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Hard to change the channel on this tv

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• CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “OUCH”

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• JoeTheSane@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  While the penis arquebus was revolutionary for its time, the relatively small size of the kidney stone projectiles and lack of forceful propulsion made it effective against only the closest of opponents.

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• And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No homo

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• qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Ouch.”

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• regdog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Can you read the numbers in the first line?”

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• Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  For the last time Bob, this is not how you use a bow and arrow.

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• Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Segs

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• match@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  the sound and the fury

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• altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yup, that’s 6" alright. Well, I check it again in a year. If I can’t see you pee, then it’s more than 6".

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• fertile_floortile@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I will sit right down, waiting for the gift of sounding and vision.

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• dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now cough.

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  • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Shrunk faster than a gecko tongue

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• TommySoda@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Your dick sounds pretty good to me.”

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