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Submitted ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Capturing a retrograde ejaculation on film is a rite of passage for many medical videographers. The urethra is plugged up by the camera leaving nowhere for ejaculate to go but into the bladder. The prostate is simulated until orgasm. Once the filming is complete, the subject should be given a light snack and released back into the wild.

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    • Psythik@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Somebody please make this porn

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      • cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Please…no

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    • sepi@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Call Werner Herzog

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  • Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Worse eye wash station ever

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  • MistressRemilia@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Hmm, yes, your pee is indeed stored in your balls.”

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    • piranhaconda@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Uncircumcised

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  • Rusty@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The team building games are getting too intense for me.

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  • Thedogdrinkscoffee@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Get a medical degree they said. It will be fun they said.

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  • ace_garp@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cockeyed

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Dr. I.C. Weiner”

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    • muhyb@programming.dev ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Oh. crud!

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  • C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Cystoscopy

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    • pageflight@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      TIL. Seems to be a rigid scope, so:

      Rigid cystoscope: These cystoscopes don’t bend. Your provider may pass instruments through the tube to perform biopsies or remove tumors. This cystoscope is usually only used with sedation or general anesthesia.

      Doesn’t explain the other hand though.

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      • C8r9VwDUTeY3ZufQRYvq@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        No, it doesn’t. The surgeons I work with don’t do prostate manipulation when they insert the scopes, but my guess is that it’s a way to straighten out the urethra to assist with scope insertion in awake or lightly sedated patients (with local anaesthesia).

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    • fossilesque@mander.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      True

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    • Vespair@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Bro I love Cryptopsy, their album None So Vile slays!

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      • AstralPath@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

        Phobophile rules.

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  • Salamanderwizard92@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Pain.

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    • macaw_dean_settle@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes.

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  • Venus_Ziegenfalle@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    First date ideas

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When you stare into a piss, it stares back into you

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  • Outsider9042@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Record scratch. “Yep, that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got here”

    Where’s Wally: The Movie

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  • Enkers@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I C U P

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    • elevenbones@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      R U N ?

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  • haerrii@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Tickle ding dong pickle

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  • Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Seeing a sound

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  • ArtemisimetrA@lemm.ee ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Miss Frizzle said she’d be in there SOMEwhere…”

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  • figjam@midwest.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    The Jizz-o-scope in use

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  • Kellenved@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hard to change the channel on this tv

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  • CoffeeJunkie@lemmy.cafe ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “OUCH”

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  • JoeTheSane@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    While the penis arquebus was revolutionary for its time, the relatively small size of the kidney stone projectiles and lack of forceful propulsion made it effective against only the closest of opponents.

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  • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No homo

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  • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Ouch.”

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  • regdog@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Can you read the numbers in the first line?”

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  • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    For the last time Bob, this is not how you use a bow and arrow.

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  • Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Segs

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  • match@pawb.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    the sound and the fury

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  • altphoto@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yup, that’s 6" alright. Well, I check it again in a year. If I can’t see you pee, then it’s more than 6".

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  • fertile_floortile@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I will sit right down, waiting for the gift of sounding and vision.

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  • dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Now cough.

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    • And009@lemmynsfw.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Shrunk faster than a gecko tongue

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  • TommySoda@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “Your dick sounds pretty good to me.”

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