piranhaconda

@piranhaconda@mander.xyz

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Caption this.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Uncircumcised

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Baldur's Gayte⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  There’s a math joke I remember hearing ~10 years ago, I can’t remember the whole thing, but it was something about a mathematician not being able to tell the difference between a coffee mug and a donut, they have the same number of holes so they’re the same shape.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Material scientist wet dream⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Pure water isn’t a good conductor, it needs other stuff mixed in to be a good conductor. Not sure why they deleted their comment. They weren’t the one being pedantic, they were complaining that other people in this thread had no sense of humor for calling out the mistake in the original pic.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Material scientist wet dream⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m a filthy degenerate so that’s probably true

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Material scientist wet dream⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve noticed that the nerd meme communities here are just as, if not more, pedantic than the ones on reddit

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No looky for you!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  But why the bizarre spacing on the commas…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Into the meat grinder!⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Let make man people puns

  Idk what I’m saying I just wanted to rearrange them alphabetically

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Grieve with me⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  How is it worse on the battery than wired chargers? I’m guessing heat?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I was taught this for panic attacks, except it’s hard to remember what to do when in the midst of a panic attack. Then I’d just get a bit distracted trying to remember which sense came next, mission failed successfully?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This was in January of 2023, right when chat gpt was becoming popular. So it’s possible, but I think it was just a crappy therapist, it was free through my employee benefits

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i broke⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Inside every man are two wolves…

  Not even kidding. I had a therapist tell me this story once. I promptly found a new therapist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨velosaur⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Paleontologists across the world have been holding out on us! I demand they release the fossils of all the cool raptors!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨velosaur⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I didn’t forget, I just don’t know which direction that one ran off to!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨velosaur⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This implies the existence of an acceloraptor, and even better, the jerkraptor

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Unfair is what it is⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ok that’s a new one, never heard of a butt clench back pop.

  I can do pretty much every joint aside from hips and elbows. The loudest are my messed up shoulders from when I used to swim competitively. I’ve had multiple doctors tell me it’s the loudest shoulder pop they’ve ever heard.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨mmmm proper mammilian⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You got another one to read it :)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Ben Shapiro's sister⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Some actress with boobs. I know her from White Lotus. No idea on the ending wokeness part because I don’t follow the lives of celebrities outside of checking IMDB to see what else they’ve been in.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Don't worry about it⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  The sand tiger also doesn’t have a drink… So it also captures how I feel on first dates as a recovering alcoholic