We are polyamorous. To bad that we don’t own a restaurant :(
Growth and cuck mindset
Submitted 2 weeks ago by VetOfTheSeas@discuss.online to [deleted]
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vapeloki@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
:(
you don’t have partners, you have assets
go open that restaurant,
Loco_Mex@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
Leverage your combined income pool.
naughtlemming@fedinsfw.app 2 weeks ago
How come nobody talks about that service fee.
What is that even supposed to be? Is that an arbitrary increase to all prices because fuck you?
zikzak025@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Some restaurants in the US will charge gratuity/service fees. It’s basically a scam, where the restaurant just forces you to pay extra so their menu prices seem lower, and then that money doesn’t even need to go to the waitstaff like a normal tip. Not to say it doesn’t happen, but I don’t think anywhere around me charges a mandatory gratuity to every single customer, usually just to large parties where they will require more space and likely stay longer.
Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Just got back from a florida vacation with my family and my parents (7 total). Just about every place we went had the “mandatory large party gratuity” which was 18%. Honeslty felt relieved that was their expectation because i usually tip more than that
OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Fuck me? No. Fuck you!
Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 2 weeks ago
the normalest linkedin user
not_IO@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
poly market
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
As poly, I see this as an absolute win.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Gotta have good calamari. it is the appetizer of romance and tasteful friediness.
stickyprimer@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Huh. Throw out the cheating angle and what you have is a restaurant business development plan for 5 or 6 ladies you know who’d like to eat for free every night. I guess the bill comes due when they need to shake the dude loose at the end of the night and then deal with his phone calls for weeks or worse.
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Do people still give out their actual sim phone number?
piranhaconda@mander.xyz 2 weeks ago
I matched with two women recently who weren’t using their real name on the dating app, just first initials, A and Z. For A, I didn’t get her number until the end of our first date. For Z, she gave me her number before she gave me her real name and we still haven’t had our first date yet, busy schedules.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Back when I was still using online dating, it was part of the process of eliminating/reducing scammers, as well as disqualifying anyone who wanted to move to whatsapp. No idea even what portion of scammers vs legit people I eliminated that way. Eventually I was jaded enough by the whole thing that I had trouble engaging at all and just gave up on online dating.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Throw out the cheating angle
At this point, it’s less “cheating” and more “being trafficked by your boyfriend”
ztwhixsemhwldvka@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
This is actually genius
Master167@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
If my memory is correct, this was used by a number of restaurants in Japan that it got enough attention for a news story.
X@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
based cuck operator
IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
in this economy? genius
edinbruh@feddit.it 2 weeks ago
Cuck executive
toynbee@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
What’s the practical difference between a “mandatory service fee” and a price increase?
petrol_sniff_king@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Whether you see it on the menu or the bill.
BCsven@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
You probably still pay the service fee even if you only had water to drink and didn’t buy food.
helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
I’d rather them just increase the prices I see on the menu instead of unexpected charges at the end. I should be able to calculate what my bill will be based on what I order on the menu.
Only reason I can think of to have a “mandatory service fee” that might make sense is if the place has live entertainment and you’re just a sitting there only ordering the free water.
roserose56@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
The parking costs 40? Losers
Zizzy@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
The appetizers take an hour?
xorollo@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
Isn’t this what tate did/does? And hiding from his girlfriends how much he makes on them song can kee most of the money.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Criminal restaurant can’t sympathize with a guy running a place with a 25% “service fee”.
thermal_shock@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Nope. At least provide a service if you’re gonna fuck us. At least the Mafia provided food kitchens.
Archimedes@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
I suppose they’re letting you date their gf in this case.
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Literally Big Pimpin’
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Bottom problems require modern solutions!
Saapas@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
Cuckmaxxing grindset. Gotta respect the hustle and finding opportunities in unexpected places, such as becoming your girlfriend’s pimp
Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
She doesn’t have to go on the dates. They’ll spend enough on drinks, appetizers and service just waiting for her not to show. And then of course they would probably cross her off their list.
Saapas@piefed.zip 2 weeks ago
Pimping out your girlfriend could make them come back later. Gotta keep the line going up, have that growth midnset
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
and love the appetizers so much they make it a regular date night spot. GENUIS