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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No judgement here. Have fun with life yall⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  This is as close to Baileys as you can get without getting your eyes wet

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not sketchy at all⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Why was there 220 powering a lightbulb?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨choose to imagine atlas happy⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Axolotls do it! Totally works for them

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I would also be confused⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes, there are people that can’t do that.

  I know someone who received a phone call in the morning to ask if they were actually cool with their husband taking a trip across the country with him. Ruined her whole day. Couldnt go to work because she didnt want to cry in the office. She knew about the vacation and was fine with it. Still not entirely sure how that ruined her day, but it did.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Currency⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  You can pay me for you not to eat it. Thats fine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨conditional soap⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My 8-1 has menthol in it. Do not recommend for lube.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨conditional soap⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is a thing i learned having girl kids. They still mean you brush away from your scalp, but start at the bottom.

  Go a few inches up from the tip and brush down. When thats done, move up again, repeat.

  This gets the knots out of your hair instead of pushing them down then giving you a massive rats nest at the tip of your hair. It really does make the process so much easier and my kids complain so much less

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Have you seen it?

  It gets pretty spooky. They’re are some creatures that are scary, some mood lighting that gets dark. Theyre are chases, and people being stabber and killed with snake venom. While theres no gore/blood, the themes are still there. That kind of thing makes it PG

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Zootopia⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You must not have kids

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Add a third, larger bar for "knowing the right people" skills⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  For me? You get an interview if you apply and have even remotely close to the right skill set. My jobs are extremely technical and specialized though. I had one position sit open 10 months before i got an applicant. I see all these posts about people sending out hundreds of applications to get 3 interviews, and im struggling to get an applicatant at all

  I focus on fluid dynamics and heat transfer in jet engines.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Add a third, larger bar for "knowing the right people" skills⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Also, if you made a mistake in an interview, that shows nothing about how youre capable of learning from a mistake.

  Id rather work with someone who admits they made a mistake and learn from it than a person who “knows it all.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨True of mine but he more than made up for it⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  My wife did basically all the shopping and wrapping.

  But i drove across the state christmas eve to pick up the kitten and hid it for hours. And built all the things that needed to be assembled. I was up til about one while she was in bed by 9. Then the stuff that wasnt from santa was built today.

  Each parent doesnt need to be involved in everything to still be involved.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I think the joke is about its ingredients. Lemmy went through a bean phase, and it seems to be in a corn phase right now. Not sure if theres more layers to this as im not overly active

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Some people prefer corn for some ungodly reason ⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of us screen shotted it and shared it too!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨another winter sale victim⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Got a link? I’d like to roll the dice on the free Switch 2 machine

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨surely your hobby can't be that expensive⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  But if you dont want to go bankrupt over medical bills, you should have the right shoes to provide support

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍺 🍻⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Not just in academia. This is true for corporate life. There are happy hours left and right which are as much networking as they are excuses to have someone else buy you drinks

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sooo... This is happening on Imgur⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I wouldnt be functioning at that level holy hell

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah probably because they sued you. I think the clause usually is a catch all for people filing claims against them. Thanks!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It didn't rise...⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And stick it up you… yeah

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hey look, a giant sign telling you to find a different job⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  in MY county

  Howd you manage that? Any company worth a shit had a clause that all cases be held where they decide, typically where theyre head quartered

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨How do you sleep at night? Please respond with a number⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  My blankets are always stolen in the middle of the night by someone who needs to be swaddled and rolled like a burrito. I used to have “emergency blanket” under the bed for after the blankets were stolen, but that didnt always make it back, or itd get taken too.

  Also the (2) 70 lb dogs sneak into bed and dont wake me up until i can no longer move the blanket. And waking the 13 year old dog up to move him is only going to disturb my partner, so its not worth it.

  So like i tell me kids, control what you can control. I now sleep in sweats, and sometimes even with a robe on because thats basically a blanket that cant be stolen

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Literally though⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I graduated in 2011 and had no idea what this was. Based on this thread, im so fucking glad i missed it

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you cheat in video games?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No golden gun? Our mode of choice was pistols with license to kill. Golden gun was basically the worst option for you

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you cheat in video games?⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I like how Hades did god mode, or at least how i remember it. When you turn it on, it didnt hardly do anything, but every time you died, you got -2% damage reduction, cumulative. So god mode was still tiered to your skill level, in a sense because the more you failed, the more help itd provide

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Thank you, Boston⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Thats cause you’re canadian

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just up the production quality and they'll love it, Trust me bro 👍⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Dicks are just ugly. Is there a good dick pic?

  Rip my inbox. Im interested in girls

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fucking math...⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  If the professor is actually a professor and not a teacher, they probably appreciate your line of thinking

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Any swifties here to verify this?⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sigh… i cant believe im about to write this.

  Conspiracy Swifties believe the song Wood, being about Travis’ dick, is song #9 on the album because he’s 9 inches. Additionally, the song is 2:30, and 23 cm is 9 inches.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I forget which game, but it had two different durations of summon/cast. The first time was always the long one, then youd regularly get the short one, youd randomly “crit” and get the long one, which did more damage.