I work 13 hour days, full of the risk of life and death, assault, cleaning up incontinent people, and massive legal liability. I barely make enough to afford a 1 bedroom apartment with my bachelor’s in my “professional” degree. When I get my master’s, and I get to diagnose conditions and prescribe medications, I’ll get ~10,000 more per year.
Anon works in an office
Submitted 3 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
https://sh.itjust.works/pictrs/image/4b33d339-1620-4255-b426-b2207ad455fb.png
Comments
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Nursing? We treat nurses and EMTs like crap for hope much they have to deal with. You prior deserve to be treated like the insanely hard working and caring people you are, but in our society the note you care the less they pay you.
Quokka@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
Judging by their username I feel they probably work in robotics.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
I have the same impression. It’s like a hostage situation. When they protest or quit, people are going to die.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
Similar here with almost all “social” jobs. Treated like shit but mostly from the inside. No money, super hard work with lots of risks but also super toxic work environments with psychopaths at the top and higher positions. At the same time the worker bees behave like hostages because if they protest or don’t work someone is going to die.
I don’t work a social job but my sister does and I’ve heard a lot to come to this conclusion.
Quokka@quokk.au 3 weeks ago
I don’t have it as tough as you, mostly cleaning up incontinent baby people and massive legal liability but damn do the most important jobs get the least pay meanwhile real estate agents and shit get more than us.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I’m a proces operator. I think I do on average about 5 hours of actual work per week. Nobody gives a shit as long as the machines are running and they almost always are.
Shits’s fucking great!
LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
They used to call this “fire fighter jobs” here. Nothing to do really, unless something is on fire.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 3 weeks ago
What kind of machines are you running?
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Industrial scale coffee roasters and packaging lines.
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Industrial scale coffee roasters and packaging lines.
ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
what 3rd world country do I need to blow up schools in to land a job like that?
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
That’s the neat part, you don’t!
Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Basically every factory has people like that. I used to be one in an electronics plant. Basically you just start at a shit factory job, as long as you have 2 braincells to rub together you will eventually become a machine operator, then you just rotate around until you learn every machine. Once you know all the machines you’re basically a shoe in for an engineering support job like process technician. Then your whole job is to sit around and put out fires as needed.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
at the age of 16 I was working for a local ISP doing dialup support when we got a call that couldn’t be resolved by level one techs … but was apparently in the same building, across the hall. After going around and around with them for 4+ calls and realizing we were right there, I just walked over on my lunch break, got hired as their helpdesk, walked back, quit, and started connecting all their desktops up to a novell netware network to use their paired ISDN line instead of having dozens of desktops dialing in for 28.8k
This work went on for 8 months, and I was always struck by how many desktops and offices they had, but so few people were ever there. Slept with my future wife on a couch in the lobby lol. Anyway, after almost a year of this, they were raided by the feds for selling fake ‘executive personality analysis’ and helping tons of companies pick their c-suites based on woo-woo garbage surveys they were selling to fortune 500 companies for thousands of dollars each. Turns out the entire business was lies layered on lies but I cashed the fuck outta those checks and appreciated not having to work fast food.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
hey were raided by the feds for selling fake ‘executive personality analysis’ and helping tons of companies pick their c-suites based on woo-woo garbage surveys they were selling to fortune 500 companies for thousands of dollars each. Turns out the entire business was lies layered on lies
Obviously this is just a surface level description, but what you’ve described just sounds like capitalism to me. I’m struggling to figure out what law was broken.
I guess the mistake was ripping off wealthy people.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Obviously this is just a surface level description, but what you’ve described just sounds like capitalism to me. I’m struggling to figure out what law was broken.
valid. iirc the thing that broke the dam was their psychologist being disbarred or having their license revoked, and everything fell apart after that.
Kazumara@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
After going around and around with them for 4+ calls and realizing we were right there, I just walked over on my lunch break, got hired as their helpdesk, walked back, quit
What made you switch over? Better conditions? Or just that the job sounded more interesting?
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
100% not having to answer calls. and it was $3 more per hour. easy choice.
ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Sounds like somebody needs to learn to shut the fuck up.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Is it shut the fuck up Friday?
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I was part of a stable of about 50 programmers working for a company that manufactured lubricants circa 2000. For about a month at one point, the entire roomful of programmers spent the entire day calling into Who Wants to be a Millionaire? to try and get on the show. Absolutely nothing happened to the company – lubricants kept getting manufactured and sent to customers on schedule. The entire operation ran on mainframe applications that dated to the 1970s. I’m not even sure what any of these programmers did other than myself, and all I did was write IE6-based web frontends that sat on top of the mainframe apps (and they’re still running to this day lol, which means the mainframe apps are still in use).
tetris11@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
a stable of about 50 programmers
I did not know that a group of programmers were called a stable, but it’s part of my vocabulary now thank you
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
It’s because we’re studs 😏
*gets message in ear*
oh, it’s because we’re workhorses or donkeys 😞
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Security through obscurity lol. If the code is old enough it’s secure because no one is assuming it’s that old.
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
Hey, they won’t be getting hit with any ai slop coded vulnerabilities snuck into open source projects, so maybe if it ain’t broke don’t fix it?
kandoh@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
In the 70s my grandfather owned a muffler company and they’d all go to lunch at 11 till 3 and get good a drunk. Every day.
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Your grandad is my type of guy.
DandomRude@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I think that’s precisely where the central problem of our time lies: in the imbalance between the value created and the social significance of jobs, on the one hand, and the compensation paid for those jobs compared to administrative and management positions, on the other.
The best example of this, in all its absurdity, is that billionaires are getting richer and richer—or rather, that they exist at all.
speaksintv@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The key is recognizing your worth. I’m this programmer from this example where I work. In the last 3 years I negotiated two separate times for higher pay, collectively increasing my pay 80% and it was relatively easy. You have to be willing to walk out the door though if it doesn’t work out.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I don’t get why people are so bitter about this stuff. Jealousy, I guess?
Like, yeah productivity has exploded and now most office jobs that used to take hours of manual work, take minutes of digital labor.
Reginald_T_Biter@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
“engineer/programmers are the only really productive members of society’ crowd”
Is that a crowd? It seems so specific.
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Yes, in real life and on the internet both. Maybe you don’t live in a tech-city, but I do and whiny brogrammers who look down on anyone who isn’t a programmer are like 1/3 of the crowd in any bar or cafe you go to here.
octobob@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
I’ve been offered the office job twice in my life now. I’ve always worked in a shop in industrial electrical manufacturing and field service. The first time was my old job, I ended up quitting entirely and walking out on a promotion for drafting, which paid less than my current job’s base salary and which has just exploded with raises, bonuses, overtime, double time on Sundays. I’m pretty happy where I’m at. But now my boss just mentioned there’s something available in the office at the end of the year and he’ll keep me in mind.
I’m kind of at a crossroads. Do I keep the job I physically enjoy doing more and keeps me busy and on my feet and hanging out with people who I enjoy their company? Or do I take the job which is gonna be a lot more boring, a lot of killing time, with relatively boring strangers, but would push me a lot into more knowledge and skills? And I’m genuinely interested in the field and want to learn more and apply myself, but I’ve never been someone who could sit at a desk all day. I’ve never had a job like that. But also I’m starting to outgrow my current position and it does get awfully repetitive testing and doing QA all day. I told him I’d think on it.
Zoomboingding@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Keep in mind that more physically demanding jobs wear your body down faster. And if you took the office job and it wasn’t your cup of tea, how difficult would it be to go back to your current position?
My wife turned down an office promotion but negotiated basically all the pay and benefits of it to keep her current role, maybe you could give that a shot?
octobob@lemmy.ml 2 weeks ago
So my old job involved a lot of lifting heavy shit, drilling & fabricating, installing / bending heavy power wire and conduit. Where I’m at now is honestly pretty low stress on my body. I’m on my feet all day but it’s testing / QA. It’s honestly more paperwork of writing reports, testing, and half the time the field service is programming anyway. Also a lot of maintenance crews will do the heavy lifting on site.
So it’s a bit of a moot point in that regard.
If I left this position I doubt I could ever go back. They’d need to replace me with whoever I trained to take my place. We’d have to get sooo much more busy to justify more than two people in my current department.
Jumi@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I have a manual job that I could satisfactorily fulfill in 3 days a week, 2 if I get my head down but no, I waste my time for 5 days/40 hours a week.
johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
I also have a manual job. But I get paid 34% of the price we charge the customer. It’s been a real game changer as far as not having to waste time milking the clock.
irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Anon is a programmer
FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Hr is addicted to tiktok sounds like an anti HR trope and slightly lessens the credibility of the story so I can’t really trust anon without him expanding on that note
MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Are you implying it’s fake and gay?
FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
Crikey I think I might be
Fake: Anon’s work life resembles right wing twitter vitriol Gay: Anon loves the programmer. It doesn’t say whether programmer is he they or she but liking them is gay regardless.
OrganicMustard@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Poor HR, the most oppressed minority
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
HR? Of all departments to defend, you go with HR? The people that pretend to care about you while doing everything in their power to protect the corporation from legal recourse? That HR?
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Of course, of course. All the HR people I’ve ever met were highly conscientious, very competent and ethically impeccable.
redditmademedoit@piefed.zip 3 weeks ago
Lol not showing adequate deference to the noble profession of HR is right wing vitriol?
I don’t understand what people find so hard to believe about people having bullshit jobs. Have you guys never been on Linkedin? Tip: 99 percent of everyone with a three word title (”manager” counts double) that needs a convoluted essay to describe their basic function, has a bullshit job.
They may or may not be able to coast like OP, but when they do: nothing changes. There’s an entire industry based around avoiding getting caught coasting, look up ”mouse jigglers” for an example. If the customer base’s output was important, demanding input proportional to the time they are required to be ”at work” and/or directly quantifiable – there would be a very small market for mouse jigglers.
The only incredible thing about this is how insanely stupid it is to have such an economic dysfunction be a hallmark of the economic system, but hey, that’s late stage capitalism for you.
FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
- Zoomer is CRINGE
- HR ladies are CRINGE
- boss and secretary AFFAIR
- Only the noble computer science graduate is hard-working
Sure okay. Balanced.
Korhaka@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
Probably because he is too autistic to realise that he shouldn’t be working hard.
mo_lave@reddthat.com 3 weeks ago
SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Protip: dont be that programmer. You might think that working hard and putting the weight of everything on your shoulders is honorable and will be rewarded. But, no one will care. No one will care until you stop. When you stop dragging everyone else, when they have to start pulling, they’ll blame you. To them, things were going great until you started slouching.
Sc00ter@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
I learned this lesson after about 5 years into my 15 year career. Busting your ass and going above and beyond just rewards you with more work. When i discovered what i was capable of, rarely did i give over 80%. The bonus there was when something was actually high priority, you can turn it up to 100 and get the recognition for going above and beyond.
If cruised until those moments. Im now outranking some of my peers whole have gone hard and always “exceeded expectations” on their performance eval. Corporate life is bullshit and totally not fair. Its very political and very much a buddy-buddy in group
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
If you spend your whole time doing your job you dont leave any time to kiss the ass of the guy who decides if your job performance is worthy.