johnyreeferseed
@johnyreeferseed@lemmy.dbzer0.com
- Comment on Twitch: "Hey, come back! This commercial break can't play while you're away." 2 days ago:
** 15 million merits
- Comment on Anon observes a coworker 4 days ago:
I on the other hand am extremely small. One time this ant wouldn’t leave me alone and I had to yell “leave me alone aunt Becky!”. Now I’m not invited to family picnics anymore.
- Comment on Xbox’s leadership shift proves it: the gamer era is over, AI runs the show now 1 week ago:
At my last company they got rid of the CEO because of some thing she was doing. They have a big meeting to tell us and introduce the guy that’s replacing her… The guy who got hired a year ago, spent who knows how much on some “fleet management” software. Software that we never used because we all objected to installing the app on our personal phones that wanted to track our location and have all sorts of other crazy permissions. Dude just failed up to CEO
- Comment on At least one of the 7 letters has still some relevance to my life. 1 week ago:
They just recently opened up an entire toys r us store at the Park Meadows mall in Colorado
- Comment on Anon has a question 2 weeks ago:
You should check the usernames. I was just letting you know that the only person that didn’t understand what the other poster meant was YOU. As a 3rd party I completely understood what they meant in their original post. Meaning it is a “you problem”. That was also why I mentioned them by name so you could understand that I was a separate person that had zero issues understanding what they meant.
- Comment on Anon has a question 2 weeks ago:
I had no issue understanding what he hypnicjerk said. So I’m gonna agree with him that’s it’s a you problem
- Comment on When you know your boss is an insane moron 3 weeks ago:
If I’m clocking out 2 minutes early, you’re not paying me for those 2 minutes… I clocked out, in fact I just saved you 2 minutes of my wage.
- Comment on When you know your boss is an insane moron 3 weeks ago:
I would 100% look in the employee handbook and see exactly what time would be considered late for a disciplinary notice and start coming in at that time exactly. My last job it was 11 minutes after scheduled start time. And I would always tell people that whenever they’d say “you’re late”
- Comment on What a great idea 1 month ago:
People just walk into the cones and then say “oh I didn’t see it 😀”.
- Comment on What a great idea 1 month ago:
Dude I clean windows for a living. The amount of people that don’t see me and walk within inches is infuriating. I get that sometimes there’s not much room to walk around and I try to be understanding of that. But the amount of times there’s 5+ feet of empty sidewalk and people can’t be bothered to move 1 foot to the right while they step around me…
- Comment on Internet picture of a monkey 1 month ago:
My parents had a timeshare growing up and it was always our yearly spring break trip. Idk how much they paid but I always loved it and they always seemed happy with it.
- Comment on Internet picture of a monkey 1 month ago:
Lmao apparently people still think they’re worth money. My 18 yo stepson said the other day how his mom could sell her beanie babies for “a lot of money!” We both just laughed. He thinks his mas produced Funko pops are gonna be worth a fortune one day too
- Comment on Cops hassling Santa for not having papers to be in the US 2 months ago:
I honestly didn’t think about that, I just saw this when I was driving around and thought it was funny. Thought this was a good community for it. Since it wasn’t actually serious.
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- Comment on posting an actual shitpost each day till I stop seeing regular news posts here #1 2 months ago:
Are you telling me that’s not a shark doing a funky break dance routine?
- Comment on "I love the round things!" - The Doctor 3 months ago:
Best quality I could find unfortunately broad City abbi on chex mix
- Comment on Don't like the 'left liberal bias' of cited and sourced Wikipedia articles? Not a problem, our lord and savior Elon is introducing Grokipedia. 3 months ago:
Reality has a liberal bias
- Comment on Hrmmmmm 3 months ago:
I agree with everything you’re saying. But I just wanted to mention that politicians are not actually required to swear in on a Bible. That’s just what most use because of everything else you said. But every once in a while a politician will choose something different to swear on. Two I can remember of the to of my head was swearing in on Dr seues green eggs and ham and another one that swore in on a Captain America comic. Of course the religious nut jobs always lose it when that happens though
- Comment on when ur higher than sagan 5 months ago:
I’m pretty sure I already was an article where a guy replaced his table salt with some other form of sodium because chat gpt suggested it. He ended up giving himself a disease that’s been mostly eradicated in the modern day.
