A lot of people here missing the joke that Maga usually writes messages like this, and that this is a parody
Rage bait ravings
Submitted 8 hours ago by fireweed@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Lumisal@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
dragonlover@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
ITT: people that have never seen these kind of copypastas before. This isnt a unique phenomenon, they go out every holiday and major event. Here is one I got on halloween from a friend:
DICK or TREAT! 🍬 DICK or TREAT! 🍬🙏🏼 GIVE ME 🙏🏼 SOMETHING 😉 GOOD TO EAT! 🐱 👅 😈 Happy HalloWEINER 🎃 all you VAGINA LICKING VAMPIRES 🧛🏻‼️ Now that COCKtober 🗓 has CUM 💦 to an end, the Spookiest 👻 and SLUTTIEST 😈 holiday is upon us: SLUT-O-WEEN! 🎃‼️ So it’s time ⏰ for all you Bad Bitch 💁🏻♀️Witches 🧙🏻♀️to hop OFF 🙅🏼♀️ that broomstick 🧹 and hop 🔛 this dick! 🌽 Your mans🙋🏽♂️will celebrate 🎉 by MUNCHING 😋 your Laffy Taffy 🍬 and 👆🏼ButterFINGERING👆🏼😂 that PEPPERMINT 😻 PUSSY 😻 until you MOAN 😵 with Almond JOY‼️ SUCKK 🍭 his HARDDD 💪🏾 BLOW 💨 POP until he StarBURSTS 💦 his 🍯 BIT O HONEY 🍯 😈 into your JELLY BELLY! 😱🥰 This SLUT-O-WEEN 🎃 don’t 🙅🏾♀️ be a bore 😴… so make sure ✔️ you DRESS 👠 like a TOTAL 💁🏼♀️ WHORE! 🤸🏼♂️😈 Send 📩 this to 6️⃣9️⃣ HALLOWEEN HOES 👯♀️ before MIDNIGHT 🌚 CUMS or you’ll be CURSED 🌀😱 with a NO 🚫 NUT 🥜 NOVEMBER 😭😭😭
restingOface@quokk.au 8 hours ago
We’re already on WOKE 2.0.3. Make sure to update, because there was a pretty important security issue that was patched.
AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Debian users casually still having to use WOKE 0.9.1 with a gtk2 ui cause theyre stuck in 2010
Agent641@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
If you’re not on nightly alha builds are you even a true wokie?
ElChinchilla@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
CIA Chatbot snuck in there again eh?
baldingpudenda@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Thank god for the update. We were stuck on an unstable build for years.
snoons@lemmy.ca 5 hours ago
>smoke a fat blunt to celebrate the voting outcomes
>text your racist mother thisSanctus@anarchist.nexus 8 hours ago
That rage bait reads like a hexbear copypasta
daggermoon@piefed.world 42 minutes ago
Fuck is a hexbear? Isn’t it a Lemmy instance that no one uses anymore?
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social 7 hours ago
It’s about ten times more intelligent and twenty times more legible than anything a hexbear can write.
imadethis@fedinsfw.app 6 hours ago
You just can’t appreciate the academic and intellectual powerhouse that is an argument backed by pig’s balls with feces.
nastronot@lemmy.zip 3 hours ago
When I joined I saw some communities on my blocklist. I unblocked them to “give it a chance”. They were on the block for a reason. I’m sorry to have doubted you Mr. Blocklist.
AutumnalAdjacent@piefed.social 7 hours ago
Splish splosh bitch
foo@feddit.uk 51 minutes ago
Flipping seats that have never been flupped
gaiety@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 hours ago
discovered my newest stim
DEJED@feddit.org 2 hours ago
I don’t know the background or family history here… but I am going to bet that mom had it coming… just guessing here
trojanbark@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
This is absolutely hilarious
neidu4@piefed.social 8 hours ago
Does my inability to read that make me genX?
marcos@lemmy.world 7 hours ago
You say what is on the emoji out loud, unless it’s just illustrating what is immediately around it.
Honestly, that’s not “young people talk”. That is way too complete, I don’t think anybody bellow 30 ever talked in full words like that.
QualifiedKitten@discuss.online 5 hours ago
Millennial here, I read it by skipping over the emojis, as if they didn’t exist, and it was at least as understandable as most other random internet ramblings.
SolacefromSilence@fedia.io 7 hours ago
"saying no their vegetables" lol
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
A real shitpost.
expletivedeleted@lemmy.zip 5 hours ago
One, she seems immature, but you also seem like you were overbearing and MAGA, so the shoe fits all around.
Skylordd78@lemmy.zip 2 hours ago
Might unblock my racist maga ice supporting mother just to send this to her too
Hegar@fedia.io 5 hours ago
Ruthkanda Juuche is very funny. I had to look up ruthkanda, but it's very funny.
Sergio@piefed.social 3 hours ago
ruthkanda
oooh it makes sense now: https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ruthkanda-forever
FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 8 hours ago
WAKANDA 4️⃣EVA
girlnamedzero@piefed.zeromedia.vip 7 hours ago
More like WOKANDA
ms_lane@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
2.0
lemonsorrel@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
hahahahahahahahahahahaha
someguy3@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
So which generation uses emojis like that?
spankysalmon@fedinsfw.app 8 hours ago
That’s rage bait just for not understanding the English language. The fuck. I’d block that brainrot, too.
Archer@lemmy.world 4 minutes ago
How dare you not post the copyable text too lol