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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It’s gonna run so good⁩ ⁨⁨25⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago⁩:

  Your phone lines were cat 3

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It’s gonna run so good⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Um…

  You had me until the end. If Cat5e has been ran, then you just need to reterminate both ends with proper keystones.

  The annoying thing I find with electrians is that they will use style A, so fucking annoying. Use B. Sun Sky Grass Dirt, then swap the green and white with blue and white. Boom.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🤔🤔🤔⁩ ⁨⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  This isn’t a matter of making capitalism “go away”. It is a matter of pulling in the reins.

  Isn’t that the porn industry?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I want your soul. I will eat your soul.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Come to mommy, come to mommy.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Teaching your kids to eat small bites so you never have to perform the Heimlich⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Um, this title doesn’t fit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Tech hobbyists, How are you avoiding the crazy prices for computers and newer tech?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Been in IT for 25 years. This is the greatest perk.

  I worked for a hospitality company, fortune 500, who had acquired us and had never had an IT department before.

  I still have boxes of Cat5e from the wifi installations, who said to pitch the cable into the trash.

  I also harvested a switch with just one bad port (48 port cisco catalyst) and when they decided to upgrade the call center with new PCs and were throwing away the old pizza boxes, we were all stuff our cars. I built a cluster, just because, but then started reinstalling Winders XP on them and giving them to friends, family, or selling them dirt cheap to acquaintances.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Just found this behind a wendys dumpster⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  The responsible thing would be to launder it and then move it into an umbrella company which is based in an off shore account, hire yourself, and then use the earnings from the interest to pay school lunch debts and build shelter for the homeless.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share?⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ketchup, or catsup, which is the same word latinized differently, was a fish sauce from China.

  The western Europeans and American colonists used the recipe, and expanded it to things like mushrooms and many other ingredients. (for proof, look at the ketchup entry on wikipedia).

  Tomato ketchup (which is specified on your bottle still today) wasn’t invented until we realized that tomatoes weren’t poisonous despite their color, and their sweetness and tang totally rocked with the ketchup recipe.

  Now we use it to eat frenched fries, which aren’t French! In fact, they are Belgian, and are named because they used a cooking technique invented by the French called “frenching” which has evolved into deep frying.

  So, you are dipping your belgian potatoes into a chinese sauce that use a North American fruit as a base.

  And with this information, you shall father nations!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Star Trek was Ahead of its Time⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Charlie Kirk would have never said that.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Granted.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Know the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

  I never paid a garbanzo to bean on me.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hard Out There For A Woman⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Helen Keller flew a plane. She slept with both these men?!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are you wearing his tee-shirt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  In regards to spelt, I was being facetious, Captain Al-loo-mini-um.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are you wearing his tee-shirt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Spelt? Are you smithing?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why are you wearing his tee-shirt⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  T-shirt. Because you have two arms.

  You aren’t a golf course. The tee isn’t shaped like a T. Though now you have me imagining Jesus on the green.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨According to the New York Times, Game of Thrones is the 6th best TV show of the 21st century⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t agree with the list, but what is with the check boxes. Where’s the box for “this show sucked.”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a place online where I can buy a US 50 cent piece for like a buck or two dollars? Trying to learn the coin rolling thing across the knuckles.⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Yeah, I was confused… hey OP, send me a stamped self addressed envelope. I actually have one sitting around.

  But why not practice with a quarter?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pain⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Frankly, for me, who gives a damn about either.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍳 challenge⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This reminds me of when my sister first showed me Jeff Dunham and my nephew explained to me that the puppet wasn’t talking, but Jeff was.

  I turned to my mother and yelled, “what else have you lying to me about?!”

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨🍳 challenge⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And today I learned I could be a billionaire in a month. Sign this dude up!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨.🤨.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nope.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨.🤨.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh, dude, Life of Brian. Must see. Relevant to the discussion and hilarious.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨.🤨.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Btw… you apparently didn’t watch Monty Python.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨.🤨.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  You are missing what I just said. So it goes.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨.🤨.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Odd… this is what I might ask my leg.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨.🤨.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Do what? Holy hell, so you not know what memetics are, you dip?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨.🤨.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Believe? Idiot. I am irreligious. You are sanctimoniously being EXACTLY what you are attacking, MAGA.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨.🤨.⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  What a worthless world view you have. You just had to write all of that to justify holding onto your ego, when it is so easy to let go.