Hello my urine angels. 😇

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• IpsumLauren@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I’m going to start all my emails like that.

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• ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net ⁨39⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Someone should start posting fake advice about using shit this way. I’m sure it will spread like the onion juice think and in 10 years we’ll see ‘Hello my poop angels’ posts.

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• DangerNooble@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Hi, yes, my eyes would like to press charges

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• j4yc33@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Excuse me, Kind Person, this is a pisspost and should not be in this Community.

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  • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If you’re a bird it’s really both.

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    • Varesti@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

      Cloaca posting.

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• StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨55⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Literacy is a curse

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• damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  She’s doing it wrong. You don’t leave it overnight and you do not spray it. Use it like an oil, massage it into your hair, rinse off in about 15 minutes.

  Then your hair will fall off more evenly BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING ACID.

  But seriously, next time you have a zit, put a little drop of piss on it. Just one dab. Zit will dry out in about 10 minutes flat. Then just rinse off and act like you didn’t just do that.

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  • ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If it’s acid/salt that helps with a zit I’d rather put a pinch of salt in some vinegar

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    • sum_yung_gai@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Sorry but you have to put the piss on your face… There is no other way.

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• Ninja876@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Humans have been using their own urine to soften animal hair (wool) for over a thousand years. The British last name “Fuller” was their trade.

  The would take the wool, soak it in urine and grape mash it with their feet to soften and make it more full.

  en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulling

  Now would I do this to my own hair or the the “fulling” job? Never.

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  • Obituarykidney@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    There was a dude that used to frequent the bar I worked in with the last name Fuller. We used to say he was fuller shit because he wouldn’t shut the fuck up. If we saw him coming we would run, because the first bartender he started talking to was going to be stuck there for at least two hours listening to him ramble about his whisky collection.

    The man was a hoarder and an alcoholic, once bragged about how he hid $30k worth of whisky uber his baby’s crib so his wife wouldn’t find it. And that’s basically the gist of his rants, but they were unending.

    This news put a smile on my face.

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  • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fulling, urine collection, the Roman urine tax, Titus Flavius Vespasianus, and the Flavian dynasty. That link sent me on quite the trip down the Wikihole.

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    • meme_historian@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨58⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Gonna enjoy a nice big tumbler of Johnny Walker later

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  • Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨46⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Stale urine, known as wash or lant, was a source of ammonium salts and assisted in cleansing and whitening the cloth and having its fibers intertwined.

    Doesn’t seem to help in ‘softening’ or ‘making it more full’?

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  • Widdershins@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Fuller was the name of the kid who seemed proud of pissing the bed in Home Alone.

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  • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Problem with that is that she might be aiming primarily for reversing greying and that… it will not do.

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    • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      age

      and smelling like aged urine.

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  • Waterpumpee@lemmus.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Use your neighbors Urine then.

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  • Varesti@lemmy.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    That seems like such a brutal job.

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• rounding_error@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  There is no amount of great smelling hair product that is going to mask that.

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• Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well… that was an upsetting read.

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• 58008@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Timotei exists…

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