damnthefilibuster
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- Comment on How do I find out my husbands watch bracelet size without asking him? 7 hours ago:
Alternatively, get him a watch and a little set to resize it himself. My smartwatch came with a set and I love that little hammer which I can use to bang out the pins and resize it. Only needed to do it twice till now but so glad I had the option to do it myself rather than having to get a jeweler to do it.
Little hammers are fun!
- Comment on The funny thing about being a third-culture kid is that I have no idea if German, English, or Arabic is my first language 20 hours ago:
Ah! Wow!
- Comment on The funny thing about being a third-culture kid is that I have no idea if German, English, or Arabic is my first language 20 hours ago:
What’s a third culture?
- Comment on Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Nonbinary God's Life 5 days ago:
I did not know that. Damn, that must hurt!
- Comment on Today Is The First Day Of The Rest Of Nonbinary God's Life 5 days ago:
TF is a Non Binary God?
- Comment on BREAKING NEWS: SENATE CONTROL UPDATE 6 days ago:
Every time I see this guy’s name, I’m reminded of the shitty AI company that came out with the Jev model and raised tens of millions of dollars overnight, only to be completely obliterated by every open source model on the market within two days.
Same energy.
- Comment on You've Just Been Hit By The Metric System Boys 6 days ago:
Rod? Chain? What is this bdsm?
- Comment on You've Just Been Hit By The Metric System Boys 6 days ago:
I fucking love the Key and Peele (or was it SNL?) founding fathers skit about this. 😆
- Comment on Sit back down and let's play 1 week ago:
Oh please. Who here hasn’t found themselves with a 1000 game console which was the same ten games with just their colors changed up over and over and you had to… scroll to find the version you wanna play?
- Comment on bye meme man 1 week ago:
The fact that the second pic still has his shadow. 😢
- Comment on Is it still there‽ 1 week ago:
PlayBall(s)!
- Comment on Hello my urine angels. 😇 1 week ago:
Problem with that is that she might be aiming primarily for reversing greying and that… it will not do.
- Comment on Hello my urine angels. 😇 1 week ago:
She’s doing it wrong. You don’t leave it overnight and you do not spray it. Use it like an oil, massage it into your hair, rinse off in about 15 minutes.
Then your hair will fall off more evenly BECAUSE ITS A FUCKING ACID.
But seriously, next time you have a zit, put a little drop of piss on it. Just one dab. Zit will dry out in about 10 minutes flat. Then just rinse off and act like you didn’t just do that.
- Comment on Website reporting on crime in Victoria staffed by Philippines workers 1 week ago:
The endgame is ad money.
- Comment on How dare they 2 weeks ago:
It used to be expensive to call you. That’s why it was a pleasure to pick up the phone.
Now it’s so cheap that it’s more expensive to pick up a call in terms of your wasted time.
- Comment on Web shooter 2 weeks ago:
You mean Zendaya’s cum rag.
- Comment on It's an old one but I'll just leave this here 2 weeks ago:
Oh nice one!!
- Comment on meal choice 3 weeks ago:
Does Denmark use a dollar as currency?
- Comment on meal choice 3 weeks ago:
Beef jerky + chicken nuggets.
$3 per person for a family of 3.
But l get your point.
- Comment on What is your interesting fact or knowledge that is completely useless that you wish to share? 4 weeks ago:
Pythagoras was a cult leader. That’s the real story there!
- Comment on Wind speeds 5 weeks ago:
Huh?
- Comment on LPT Love is just two steps away 5 weeks ago:
Ok lemmy what the fuck is going on?!
- Comment on Words of wisdom 2 1 month ago:
Senior Inspector Abhijeet from the infamous Indian TV show CID.
The show has been running since 27 years. 1600+ episodes. Consistently highly rated for some reason.
If you want some serious lols, see CID memes and see “daya darwaza tod do” videos on YouTube.
- Comment on Words of wisdom 2 1 month ago:
Of all the people to pick for this meme.
- Comment on Everyone should know the name of this iconic dog 1 month ago:
Sparky? Is that you?
- Comment on Why, Zeus? Why! 1 month ago:
Because he bangs them and then they die after a few decades. Problem solved.
Those goddesses stick around.
- Comment on Where is ShitLemmySays? 1 month ago:
Make it, OP…
- Comment on i don't know what you heard about me 1 month ago:
Yeah, but it’s a bitch TO use you babe. Coz your body looks trash at best.
But then, I’m no Adobe user. So I dunno what you’re s’posed to look like.
- Comment on Ken? 🤞🏼 2 months ago:
The 21st is gonna be a party!
- Comment on This seems like a bad long-term strategy 2 months ago:
That last line is an Amazon strategy too.