Buddha would've loved PowerWash Simulator

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Buddha was 100% into the weird indie hentai game sites my friend told me exist. It’s in the Bible, look it up.

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  • BigBrownDog@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Your comment is insensitive and I suggest you take it down.

    But first post the sites you were talking about so I can block them. I won’t click them, I’ll just block them immediately. I swear.

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  • Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Hentai games are not mentioned on the list, so they’re obviously OK.

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    • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So is Call Of Duty. 😆

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• janus2@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  en.wikipedia.org/…/List_of_games_that_Buddha_woul…

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Ok “immitating deformities” does sound kind of ableist. But most of these games seem pretty innocent. I thought Buddha was supposed to be chill. This seems pretty oppressive.

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• BigBrownDog@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  The enlightened one, however does approve of the following games:

  Super Smash Brothers Brawl

  The Leisure Suit Larry Franchise

  CC: Red Alert 2

  Conker’s Bad Fur Day

  Stephen Spielberg’s The Dig

  Earthworm Jim

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• _stranger_@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Guessing a friend’s thoughts.

  This is a list of shit his friends would do to annoy him.

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• muzzle@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  What? No jenga?

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• binarytobis@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “So the idea is that you wash away all of the dirt, and each time you clean something you accumulate wealth you can use to buy better equip-“

  “Do what now?”

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• AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Nah thats insane, he forbade waterpolo. I hereby announce that that waterpolo is a religion.

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• Maultasche@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Would he have enjoyed Asura’s Wrath?

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  • Stern@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    On one hand the aphorism, “If you meet Buddha on the road, kill him” applies. On the other its a game entirely about a mans attachment to his daughter, and Buddhism is about letting go of attachments so…

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I was genuinely excited about Powerwash Simulator before release. The zen aspect of it was clear from the game concept alone. I told SkillUp on twitter that itbwas going to be amazing and he thought I was trolling, but I and a bunch of others insisted. Then he tried it and almost unironically called it Game of the Year.

  So relaxing.

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• Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Today I learned that Buddhists should not play hop scotch or pickup sticks.

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