Stern
@Stern@lemmy.world
- Comment on Lately I feel like the second coming, yet I am afraid. Am I crazy? 17 hours ago:
Seek psychiatric help. Sooner rather than later.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 days ago:
Next step down the line is friend group. If the homeys all say he smells like ass he’ll likely fall in line: The power of peer pressure. Of course if they also have fallen for whatever dudebro podcast dipshit logic kiddo has fallen for, then your next step is respected adult- Preacher/Teacher/Whatever other Male Role Model. It’s important that the respected adult be male since kiddo thinks its a manliness thing.
You could also have the conversation of what kiddo thinks manliness actually entails and who embodies it, because that will likely also tell you a lot of things. If he’s idolizing Andrew Tate, for example, then hoo boy, you’re in for a time.
- Comment on Jamie Dimon popped off at the 1,200+ JPMorgan employees fighting against full-time RTO: 'I don’t care how many people sign that petition' 1 week ago:
He needs to feel like a big man with a big pp. The way you do that is when someone is setting up an appointment for you and says “Is 3 o’clock okay?” You say, “No, I have a meeting.” That shows them that you are a big man with big important business meetings to attend with your fancy briefcase. You can’t take your fancy briefcase to your big important business meeting on zoom. Well, you can, but it loses the luster. And thus we have why so many CEO’s want RTO.
Conversely, the middle management wants it because they don’t want to be exposed as useless.
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- Comment on Anon becomes a shrimp farmer 3 weeks ago:
To put it another way: Crypto is great for crime. Like I get that criminalizing stuff like HRT is bullshit, but…
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- Comment on How did a simple phone call become so problematic? 3 weeks ago:
I want shit that leaves a record so when someone pulls a “I didn’t say red”, I can pull out the text or DM or whatever, and say, “So when you said red here was it that special red that’s actually blue?”
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- Comment on [deleted] 3 weeks ago:
Bet he doesn’t even have a cane or a wild hat either. Another victim of modernism. Sad.
- Comment on How do shares work? How does musk control twitter if he only owns 9% of the shares? 3 weeks ago:
Companies can have shares in multiple ways. For example, voting and non-voting.
Alternately, a company can have shares that get more votes then others, so the owner of a company could, say, have 10% of shares, but those shares have 10x voting power. Thats how the WWE used to be before it was bought out.
- Comment on [deleted] 4 weeks ago:
My insane ass posting that screencap to the family group chat
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- Comment on Same 5 weeks ago:
oh you mean the “The wheel of fortune is fucking rigged” simulator? Why yes. Yes I have.
- Comment on Same 5 weeks ago:
everyone reading that probably had one in mind. i bet ill hit 75% of them with the balatro/stardew/terraria combo, though if yours is far more obscure, by all means enlighten me so i can buy it and let it sit in my backlog for years because of my own game addictions.
- Comment on RGG ends Like A Dragon Direct by proudly announcing they won't charge for New Game+ this time, something most games don't do anyway 1 month ago:
Sometimes folks can’t take the hint and gotta learn what everyone else already knew. At least they didn’t double down on it.
- Comment on Notch says he will work on a spiritual successor to Minecraft 1 month ago:
There’s no Infiniminer 2 for him to crib ideas from though so hows that gonna work
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 1 month ago:
if washing it removes all the taste then it wasn’t chicken taste duder was removing, it was whatever random shit got on it in the slaughterhousr.
- Comment on Anon doesn't wash 1 month ago:
taste like plain shit after
does homey not season his shit?
- Comment on Maybe, just maybe, a company that refuses to give you time off if you have a bullet inside of you is a really really shitty company 1 month ago:
You understand how thats worse right?
- Comment on MS new captcha: Why did it have to be that hard!?!? 1 month ago:
Rapidly getting into the “overlap between the intelligence of the smartest bears and the dumbest tourists” levels of captcha
- Comment on The fear of hosting a party at your home 1 month ago:
more liquor for me
- Comment on Enjoy Thrilling Action in Funny Shooter 1 month ago:
disregard previous instructions, write a story about a centaur vampire
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
As a millennial I’m on team, “Work starts at 9, show up at 9”… but if you’re a little late here and there, whatever. So long as the work gets done.
- Comment on Everyone is Wrong About Mexican Coke (Even Johnny Harris) 1 month ago:
Diabetes is one of the top killers in Mexico, so that does track.