A vintage cartoon of two boys and a man. One of the boys is fat and says, “Whew! That’s over! But I’m as weak as a cat!” The adult wearing a red T-shirt with a yellow letter T on it says, “Have a Tootsie Roll, Fatso! It will give you added energy, quick!”
Instant diabetes
GenesisClimber@lemmy.ca 1 day ago
For reference, the character in the red short is actually named Captain Tootsie
Davel23@fedia.io 23 hours ago
And the guy he's calling "Fatso" is actually named Fatso.
MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works 21 hours ago
What if Fatso stops eating Tootsie Rolls and goes on a diet or ozempic? Will he still be Fatso?
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
I’m not sure if that makes it better or worse. If they were a real person it would be better. But being that it’s a fictional character, it means the writters named him “Fatso”.
RegularJoe@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Thanks for the added information!
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 21 hours ago
You’re welcome!
Phil_in_here@lemmy.ca 21 hours ago
The kid on the left? Fair enough.
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 23 hours ago
Found a new nickname for my youngest. Thanks.
FancyPantsFIRE@lemmy.world 22 hours ago
Pretty good super villain idea, tbh. (I have to assume villain, he’s handing out tootsie rolls after all.)
damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 23 hours ago
Fuck the Captain’s Tootsie.
sidebro@lemmy.zip 23 hours ago
I’d rather not