MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Always him 1 week ago:
Technically this works for a porn plot as well. When the husband fails to get his wife off, the plumber shows up to finish the job for our main character.
- Comment on 1 week ago:
I love the subtleness of the dolphin mom looking at her child like “Don’t stare.”
- Comment on Small little shenanigans 1 week ago:
Front Towards Enemy
- Comment on Unlimited Power ⚡ 1 week ago:
- Comment on I can see the family resemblance now! 1 week ago:
Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You Hear?
No
- Comment on Fancycles 1 week ago:
Just have to go balls deep to get there.
- Comment on *yelling at scientist about imaginary apes-noises* 1 week ago:
He’s weaponized stupidly.
- Comment on misleading cover 1 week ago:
I didn’t even have to search much…
My motto is if it has a hole or a pole someone wrote about fucking it.
- Comment on *yelling at scientist about imaginary apes-noises* 1 week ago:
I think about this everytime someone reference this buffoon.
Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his podcast is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works
“glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow” but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like
“Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong” and people just nervously go
“oh-oh ok h-Haha yeah i guess so”
“Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and arrow, but Joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe”
- Comment on Good times 2 weeks ago:
- Comment on The sun is a deadly laser... 2 weeks ago:
That or a giant space turtle with elephants holding a flatten rock on it’s back.
- Comment on An oopsie occured 3 weeks ago:
Sir you can’t be on this side of the police tape. Unless you related to the deceased?
No, but I’m just going to snag my food right quick and I’ll be out of your way.
- Comment on sleepmaxxing 3 weeks ago:
The right to be bare and armed.
- Comment on EVE Online - the Ikitursa Haeav Assault Cruiser helping clear out a wormhole 3 weeks ago:
Besides being expansive “space themed” MMOs. The two games are wildly different.
Elite Dangerous is more “fly your ship in first-person”
Eve online is more “click click tactics”
TMI:
I played Elite more than EVE. So I’m biased in I liked Elite better. But it was just too big it felt empty. I think what finally killed Elite Dangerous for me was trying to make the trip Sol to Sagittarius A (galactic center). Was a challenge, but on the way back my game crashed right as I entered a neutron star system and I got pulled into the cone.
I was so pissed, I just haven’t touched it since.
- Comment on The developers of PEAK, explaining how they decided on pricing for their game. 3 weeks ago:
I thought this was age instead of price until I got to 0.
- Comment on What kind of stupid rule is that? 3 weeks ago:
Don’t worry, they probably wrote it to themselves for internet likes.
- Comment on Thank the lord it's over 4 weeks ago:
it’s also Black History Month.
- Comment on Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News 4 weeks ago:
Thank Jim West
- Comment on The Truth Is Out There 4 weeks ago:
Bigfoot would like to address your concerns. First of all Bigfoot only met with Hillary Clinton to discuss if America was ready for a cryptid in office and in 2016, America was just not ready.
Since then I have met with representatives from the DNC and it was decided my policies and imagine would be better accepted in a post-Trump Democracy. Bigfoot can promise federally legal marijuana laws and common sense abortion laws that put human females first.
As for Bigfoots US citizenship. I think there was some confusion since my address is a Redwood in the middle of Northern California. But I can assure you I was born here and the woodland creatures can provide evidence of that.
I think this opens up a conversation about recent ICE misconduct. Under my administration, I would rebuild ICE and DHS with stronger policies that would never allow the abuse e see today. After all my best friend Chupacabra immigrated here from Mexico, he has been a fine example for how immigrants can strengthen our economy and communities. Chupacabra went from scuttling amongst rocks and sucking on goats in Mexico to a entrepreneur in America in the real estate and investment sector.
I can promise you Bigfoot will stamp out corruption in 2028.
- Comment on The Truth Is Out There 4 weeks ago:
People are already making merch. At least I’d know Bigfoot would be pro-conservation.
- Comment on Macaw 4 weeks ago:
Think my math was incorrect.
1/3 hotdog, 1/3 parakeet, 1/3 Timothy
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- Comment on Do people eat this? 4 weeks ago:
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- Comment on Slay Girl 5 weeks ago:
Hopefully a good time instead. Seagulls love MDMA.
- Comment on What next, power supply shortages? 1 month ago:
And my AUX!
- Comment on High value 1 month ago:
Yeah I’ve had a prominent widows peak since my hair grew in. Lot of comments about how I looked like Dracula or Eddie Munster. Got bad enough I tried shaving it in highschool, which honestly looked way way worse.
Morale of the story, men can have different hairlines that are not straight across. Just own it.
- Comment on True evil 1 month ago:
I got yah, just send me $1,000 in bitcoin if it was worth the fap.
- Comment on My tender eyes and ears 1 month ago:
Trying to focus on my second screen with mature gay porn playing on it instead.
- Comment on Leather Dad(dy) 1 month ago:
Gimli: Never thought I’d get violated sitting side-by-side with an Elf.
Legolas: How about getting violated with a friend?
Gimli: Aye. I could do that.
