MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on F off I'm busy 2 weeks ago:
Than I realize my wife is going to start producing breast milk.
- Comment on wanna have a perfectly healthy guy take 1 recreationally so i can use him as a human dildo for hours 2 weeks ago:
Yes exactly! That’s why I go offline to go bird watching as a hobby! Occasionally, as a treat, I’ll peep in on naked adults with their curtains open.
- Comment on Spitballin' 2 weeks ago:
So it gets hard when they spit on it, just like your mom does to my dick.
- Comment on Weeeeazels 2 weeks ago:
Uh oh, I’m in danger.
- Comment on Just april... 2 weeks ago:
Obligatory Supply Side Jesus
- Comment on 3.9% APR 3 weeks ago:
Reminds me that one day I want to get a Suzuki Samurai.
- Comment on big guy coming in 3 weeks ago:
I injected my balls with saline. Now I have to wear a DD bra in my pants to reduce back pain.
- Comment on Double Plug Experiment 3 weeks ago:
Touch it and you will be transported to the fey realm.
- Comment on Humans have worshipped it from dawn of time! 3 weeks ago:
It’s in our DNA
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- Comment on Teenis 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on Wing boy 3 weeks ago:
- Comment on im always watching 3 weeks ago:
Trying to figure out what this was from originally because it seems familiar. Was thinking it was “Eye in the Sky” by Philip K. Dick, but guess not?
- Comment on Thanks for all you do... Here's some store bought cookies. 3 weeks ago:
Very true, they probably have to wear those in the bathroom.
- Comment on Thanks for all you do... Here's some store bought cookies. 3 weeks ago:
You have to clock out for 5 mins to enjoy that cookie, than get back to work.
- Comment on type shit 3 weeks ago:
I’m uncircumcised and my son is uncircumcised. Really goes a long way on understanding how to deal with a normal uncircumcised penis. Cleaning it doesn’t take any extra effort.
Unfortunately for you the information on how to care for a normal uncircumcised penis on a younger child is not easily available because of the expectation that all American children are circumcised.
You are not supposed to retract the foreskin until later in life. When? Well it’s different for everyone but can be as late as age 10 or more. Until that time it’s “self-cleaning” just wash the outside. Tell the kid to keep trying to gently retract it when he pees or baths, if it doesn’t pull back easily it’s not ready.
You don’t need to get soap up in there until it starts retracting on it own, the skin begins to naturally separate. If you force it, you can cause scaring and damage, you’re literally ripping the skin from the glans. Once it retracts, pull the foreskin back wash the glans and ta dah… clean dick.
It’s made out to be this big inconvenience and believed by men with their foreskin removed. It’s not at all an inconvenience. You also don’t have any idea what your missing out on by having a circumcised penis.
Anyway thought I’d share before you mess up your kids dick. Lot of doctors I’ve talked to I had to correct on the proper way to take care of an uncircumcised child’s penis, it’s very unsettling and you might have got incorrect information yourself.
Lucky for me a have the proper equipment to know what I was talking about.
- Comment on Borger for scale 4 weeks ago:
My interpretation based on how my body handles McDonald’s food. Let me know if this matches up with what they are going for?
- Diarrhea
- Diarrhea
- Bloody Diarrhea
- Diarrhea, Depression
- Diarrhea, Depression, and Vomiting
- Comment on no complaints tho 4 weeks ago:
I feel a lot different since I have kids across the street that would probably see me.
- Comment on English has too many words for animals 4 weeks ago:
Teenage Mutant Ninja Terrapins
Teenage Mutant Ninja Terrapins
Teenage Mutant Ninja Terrapins
Heroes in a half-shell, Terrapin Power! - Comment on No fear! 4 weeks ago:
Now I need to find out how deep this tar chewing goes…
- Comment on No fear! 4 weeks ago:
My ma (Boomer) likes to talk about how her and her siblings used to chew on road tar like gum and than she laughs about it, har har. Whenever I mention something I’m being cautious about with my kids.
She also had lung and breast cancer, could be unrelated but maybe it didn’t help.
I’d like to add that neither of my parents believed that second hand smoke was “real” either. So I got blasted with carcinogens from the age 5 until I moved out at 17. I’ll be lucky if I don’t get cancer.
- Comment on Hey... so, uh, whatcha doin' in there? 4 weeks ago:
Sitting in silence. Deciding if I go inside or just keep driving until I run out of gas and never come back.
- Comment on Sobriety is overrated 4 weeks ago:
I take prescription drugs to not take illicit drugs to avoid the voice demons. But if I had to pick which I liked more, it’s not the prescription drugs.
- Comment on At the park, and it's such a beautiful day! 😃 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on UwU🥺👉👈 4 weeks ago:
I too wonder this sometimes. Than I realize a lot of men are clueless in general about the opposite sex.
Also I think the motivation of a lot of people like this is to just have meaningless sex. Your not flashing your dick to your future spouse. Not many stories I heard where it goes “Once I saw that dick pic, I knew your father was the one for me.”
- Comment on I'm 29 and my partner is only 28 am I exploiting her? 4 weeks ago:
Stop listening to other people and listen to your partner because really their opinion is the only one that matters.
If you’re both adults of your full mental facilities, than everyone else can stfu.
- Comment on AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH *scooping watermelon with a plastic bag sound* 5 weeks ago:
- Comment on Impress Me 1 month ago:
I agree, only suit I’m wearing to job interviews from now on is my birthday suit.
- Comment on Yes, of course I read. 1 month ago:
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
First rule of fighting game community, is you don’t talk about fighting game community.
