MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Straight up spiritual 2 days ago:
It’s boo dong tea…
Ok… I’ll see myself out.
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- Comment on 14 silly outtakes from the Comedy Wildlife Photography Awards 2 days ago:
- Comment on Straight up spiritual 2 days ago:
I read this and just spit the ghost dick out of my mouth.
- Comment on Turkey Mention 2 days ago:
I was on board until I read
“Chickens are intelligent and sensitive to the welfare of their peers.”
Chickens are assholes to everything. That doesn’t mean they need to boxed up in tiny crates and killed. But I’ll still say they are mean little fuckers with small brains.
- Comment on Thank you, Nvidia 🙏😇 4 days ago:
Oddly enough when you turn it on, you also immediately get shot in the neck.
- Comment on No way 4 days ago:
I’m not going to look up “should I was my ass with soap” .
Washing yourself is healthy, overdoing anything is unhealthy. Yes you will kill good bacteria, but you also kill bad (streptococcus for example). I use sensitive non antibacterial soap daily and mix in antibacterial wash a few times a week. Mainly for my armpits, ass, face, and junk.
Maintain a balance, but please wash your ass.
- Comment on The Future is Here 4 days ago:
Maddox is still active around the interwebs?
- Comment on Share this with 5 people or it gets ya 1 week ago:
- Comment on Lemmyshitpost lately 1 week ago:
- Comment on Reporting an absence 1 week ago:
That ranged DPS though.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Why do the majority of memes on Lemmy look like they have been physical cellphone pictures of screen grabs?
Why can’t we have some crisp memes?
- Comment on guys its fries it was always fries 2 weeks ago:
I dip my nuts in them and have someone suck it off.
The act is called “Frogurgling”, pass it on.
- Comment on British female athletes forced to pay for sex tests to compete 2 weeks ago:
No no, they are forced to test sex for a fee, so it’s just the tip.
- Comment on Plastic hinges on modern headphones 2 weeks ago:
Probably not the best, bit I do like these for that situation.
Bought them on a whim without much thought because I couldn’t get my really nice wireless headphones to work with older games. These work with anything because they are wired. Also the little bits like the soft strap make them comfy to wear.
Plain basic, cheap.
- Comment on there is a special place in hell for these scientists 2 weeks ago:
Next step, Skyrim
- Comment on The list is realistically so much longer. 2 weeks ago:
Don’t forget about…
Agent Orange Camp Lejeune Vietnam Vets exposed to dirty medical equipment
Had neighbors and relatives that have been effected or died from all of these.
- Comment on [deleted] 2 weeks ago:
Well two people get naked and rub their genitals together. Fluids spill out. Sometimes thick chunky ropes shoot into a baby making hole and it makes a baby. Sometimes fluids go in other holes or externally on body parts and you need a towel.
- Comment on Always him 4 weeks ago:
Technically this works for a porn plot as well. When the husband fails to get his wife off, the plumber shows up to finish the job for our main character.
- Comment on 4 weeks ago:
I love the subtleness of the dolphin mom looking at her child like “Don’t stare.”
- Comment on Small little shenanigans 4 weeks ago:
Front Towards Enemy
- Comment on Unlimited Power ⚡ 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on I can see the family resemblance now! 4 weeks ago:
Brown Bear, Brown Bear, What Do You Hear?
No
- Comment on Fancycles 4 weeks ago:
Just have to go balls deep to get there.
- Comment on *yelling at scientist about imaginary apes-noises* 4 weeks ago:
He’s weaponized stupidly.
- Comment on misleading cover 4 weeks ago:
I didn’t even have to search much…
My motto is if it has a hole or a pole someone wrote about fucking it.
- Comment on *yelling at scientist about imaginary apes-noises* 4 weeks ago:
I think about this everytime someone reference this buffoon.
Joe Rogan is like some barbarian Khan from the steppes that took an interest in intellectual things and his podcast is basically him bringing slightly nervous scholars and magicians to come before him to explain how the world works
“glasses man, you explain to Joe why sky big, and how tree grow” but he will also believe almost anything you tell him, and only recently (in the past few years) does he clap back like
“Tiny hat man say otherwise, do you lie to Joe? tiny hat man say fat not bad for you, that sugar is enemy, so which is truth? Joe thinks you are wrong” and people just nervously go
“oh-oh ok h-Haha yeah i guess so”
“Joe spend many moons on horseback and training with bow and arrow, but Joe also wonder why skyfire rise from mountains every morning, you will explain this to Joe”
- Comment on Good times 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on The sun is a deadly laser... 5 weeks ago:
That or a giant space turtle with elephants holding a flatten rock on it’s back.
- Comment on An oopsie occured 5 weeks ago:
Sir you can’t be on this side of the police tape. Unless you related to the deceased?
No, but I’m just going to snag my food right quick and I’ll be out of your way.
