MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on An oopsie occured 1 day ago:
Sir you can’t be on this side of the police tape. Unless you related to the deceased?
No, but I’m just going to snag my food right quick and I’ll be out of your way.
- Comment on sleepmaxxing 2 days ago:
The right to be bare and armed.
- Comment on EVE Online - the Ikitursa Haeav Assault Cruiser helping clear out a wormhole 3 days ago:
Besides being expansive “space themed” MMOs. The two games are wildly different.
Elite Dangerous is more “fly your ship in first-person”
Eve online is more “click click tactics”
TMI:
I played Elite more than EVE. So I’m biased in I liked Elite better. But it was just too big it felt empty. I think what finally killed Elite Dangerous for me was trying to make the trip Sol to Sagittarius A (galactic center). Was a challenge, but on the way back my game crashed right as I entered a neutron star system and I got pulled into the cone.
I was so pissed, I just haven’t touched it since.
- Comment on The developers of PEAK, explaining how they decided on pricing for their game. 3 days ago:
I thought this was age instead of price until I got to 0.
- Comment on What kind of stupid rule is that? 6 days ago:
Don’t worry, they probably wrote it to themselves for internet likes.
- Comment on Thank the lord it's over 1 week ago:
it’s also Black History Month.
- Comment on Trump audibly loses control of his bowels during a press conference - via Forbes Breaking News 1 week ago:
Thank Jim West
- Comment on The Truth Is Out There 1 week ago:
Bigfoot would like to address your concerns. First of all Bigfoot only met with Hillary Clinton to discuss if America was ready for a cryptid in office and in 2016, America was just not ready.
Since then I have met with representatives from the DNC and it was decided my policies and imagine would be better accepted in a post-Trump Democracy. Bigfoot can promise federally legal marijuana laws and common sense abortion laws that put human females first.
As for Bigfoots US citizenship. I think there was some confusion since my address is a Redwood in the middle of Northern California. But I can assure you I was born here and the woodland creatures can provide evidence of that.
I think this opens up a conversation about recent ICE misconduct. Under my administration, I would rebuild ICE and DHS with stronger policies that would never allow the abuse e see today. After all my best friend Chupacabra immigrated here from Mexico, he has been a fine example for how immigrants can strengthen our economy and communities. Chupacabra went from scuttling amongst rocks and sucking on goats in Mexico to a entrepreneur in America in the real estate and investment sector.
I can promise you Bigfoot will stamp out corruption in 2028.
- Comment on The Truth Is Out There 1 week ago:
People are already making merch. At least I’d know Bigfoot would be pro-conservation.
- Comment on Macaw 1 week ago:
Think my math was incorrect.
1/3 hotdog, 1/3 parakeet, 1/3 Timothy
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- Comment on Do people eat this? 1 week ago:
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- Comment on Slay Girl 2 weeks ago:
Hopefully a good time instead. Seagulls love MDMA.
- Comment on What next, power supply shortages? 3 weeks ago:
And my AUX!
- Comment on High value 3 weeks ago:
Yeah I’ve had a prominent widows peak since my hair grew in. Lot of comments about how I looked like Dracula or Eddie Munster. Got bad enough I tried shaving it in highschool, which honestly looked way way worse.
Morale of the story, men can have different hairlines that are not straight across. Just own it.
- Comment on True evil 4 weeks ago:
I got yah, just send me $1,000 in bitcoin if it was worth the fap.
- Comment on My tender eyes and ears 4 weeks ago:
Trying to focus on my second screen with mature gay porn playing on it instead.
- Comment on Leather Dad(dy) 4 weeks ago:
Gimli: Never thought I’d get violated sitting side-by-side with an Elf.
Legolas: How about getting violated with a friend?
Gimli: Aye. I could do that.
- Comment on Leather Dad(dy) 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on 🐍 🐦 🪹 4 weeks ago:
You can’t get to her eggs that way.
- Comment on Cooler than 90% of us Lemmy folk 1 month ago:
Close
- Comment on Fireworks go boom! 1 month ago:
Pokemon Go up my butt.
- Comment on Attitudes 1 month ago:
US version:
I’m here for a paycheck and insurance so I can afford medication to not die.
Oh yeah and the coffee is free. I can’t afford a cup of coffee everyday because I have a high medical deductible, daycare expenses, mortgage, and a car payment that adds up to about $60,000 a year from my yearly income of $65,000 gross before taxes. My government takes the rest and puts it into the military piggy bank, says fuck everyone else and I eat ramen noodles every night.
All so I can stay alive, put my kids somewhere well I work, not live on the street, and drive to my piece of shit job.
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- Comment on Alas! 1 month ago:
Per my last email…
- Comment on Bread mold 2 months ago:
I ate moldy bread by accident once. Didn’t see the side with the mold until after I made the sandwich, I was also high. That one time and tiny amount was one of the most horrible things I’ve put in my mouth. Spit it out immediately and had PTSD about moldy bread ever since. If I see a tiny bit forming that shit is not going near my mouth, the whole bag is gone.
Really don’t understand how anyone could “eat around it” or even eat other slices in the pack. Bread is really cheap, just throw it away. Don’t play Russian roulette with foods.
- Comment on Winding down my day off the right way 2 months ago:
You want keyboard mold!
- Comment on Read it in a southern accent, it'll makes sense 2 months ago:
Just don’t flush the toilet and it’s a reusable hand wash station.
