MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on go watch Twin Peaks 13 hours ago:
Not everything David Lynch does is good. Some creative decisions he makes are just awkward.
- Comment on Dasgustin 1 day ago:
I’d just pee in the chasm instead.
- Comment on Might put you out to stud if you're a fast runner for a while, though 1 day ago:
I’m trying to picture this. However all I can imagine is their ass skin being torn to shreds as two chunks of solid ass meat bang loudly on the floor.
Not sure that is exactly what this means.
- Comment on Only in America™️ 6 days ago:
And yet it got more upvotes than a freshly made image. The idiot masses have spoken!
- Comment on Going Back ↪️🏨 1 week ago:
Not my first choice. But I stay in cabins a lot and all the good ones use Airbnb or Vrbo because they have to. You got big companies like KOA, but those are typically crowded.
Places like that used to have their own listings and websites before the craze, but now if they aren’t listed they go unseen.
Im extra careful, but I typically find some amazing off the beaten path places. Lot of family owned and well cared for areas.
- Comment on Yo yo ma man! 1 week ago:
Im usually doing it dry.
- Comment on Yo yo ma man! 1 week ago:
Fixed it
- Comment on Ciao 1 week ago:
- Comment on Bad at job 1 week ago:
- Comment on Ciao 1 week ago:
Oh, I just have a tism
- Comment on Ciao 1 week ago:
I’m on that spectrum
- Comment on I met a traveller from an antique land... 2 weeks ago:
Just needed a second to load
- Comment on dookie donnie 2 weeks ago:
I was promised an army of demons.
All we got was the unreleased Epstein files full of demons.
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to [deleted] | 9 comments
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 2 weeks ago:
I feel this, also if I just can’t squeeze anything out there is this additional awkward thought process.
When do I put it away? Will they know I didn’t pee? Should I shake it to pretend I peed? Oh God there is a child next to me. Now everyone will think I am pretending to pee to see this child’s weiner. I can’t step away now. I’ll just have to wait until the room is empty.
the bathroom never empties out, I die there.
- Comment on 2 weeks ago:
Honestly it’s just a troll trying to trick you into his troll hole.
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to videos@lemmy.world | 0 comments
- Comment on Hey hey hey looks like I am in now 🥳 3 weeks ago:
Poor souls. Only seeing a bunch of posts from the admin talking about how they love the smell of their own farts and scolding them for not appreciating the aroma.
- Comment on My world has just been shattered 3 weeks ago:
Huh, that’s why there was a third.
- Comment on My world has just been shattered 3 weeks ago:
Wait so those old VHS tapes I used to jerk off to? That would mean my parents didn’t love each other.
- Comment on A Space Odyssey 2026 3 weeks ago:
Thanks, that’s a nice compliment. I only do this sporadically when work is slow.
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 13 comments
- Comment on Hop on brother 3 weeks ago:
WHAT WAS THAT BROTHER?! YOU ARE VALID AND SO IS YOUR OPINION! BUT WITH ALL THIS HOG CRANKING IT’S HARD TO HEAR!
- Comment on The edibles didn't wear off. 4 weeks ago:
Didn’t know the lion tamer bit…
Christopher Walken is multifarious
- Comment on The edibles didn't wear off. 4 weeks ago:
“Weapon of Choice” by Fatboy Slim
- Submitted 4 weeks ago to [deleted] | 8 comments
- Comment on Jimothy skittering into our hearts 4 weeks ago:
Here’s another version I made.
- Comment on Xbox live days were wild 4 weeks ago:
The only girl I kissed was your mom, with my pee pee, son?
- Comment on Rumors of his death have been greatly exaggerated 4 weeks ago:
- Comment on So majestic! 5 weeks ago:
My cat has a fat pouch that swings back and forth. So are they really that different?
