MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Cooler than 90% of us Lemmy folk 3 days ago:
Close
- Comment on Fireworks go boom! 1 week ago:
Pokemon Go up my butt.
- Comment on Attitudes 2 weeks ago:
US version:
I’m here for a paycheck and insurance so I can afford medication to not die.
Oh yeah and the coffee is free. I can’t afford a cup of coffee everyday because I have a high medical deductible, daycare expenses, mortgage, and a car payment that adds up to about $60,000 a year from my yearly income of $65,000 gross before taxes. My government takes the rest and puts it into the military piggy bank, says fuck everyone else and I eat ramen noodles every night.
All so I can stay alive, put my kids somewhere well I work, not live on the street, and drive to my piece of shit job.
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 3 comments
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- Comment on Alas! 3 weeks ago:
Per my last email…
- Comment on Bread mold 4 weeks ago:
I ate moldy bread by accident once. Didn’t see the side with the mold until after I made the sandwich, I was also high. That one time and tiny amount was one of the most horrible things I’ve put in my mouth. Spit it out immediately and had PTSD about moldy bread ever since. If I see a tiny bit forming that shit is not going near my mouth, the whole bag is gone.
Really don’t understand how anyone could “eat around it” or even eat other slices in the pack. Bread is really cheap, just throw it away. Don’t play Russian roulette with foods.
- Comment on Winding down my day off the right way 4 weeks ago:
You want keyboard mold!
- Comment on Read it in a southern accent, it'll makes sense 5 weeks ago:
Just don’t flush the toilet and it’s a reusable hand wash station.
- Comment on Someone should put the 63 actual humans who are still MAGA on suicide watch after this past several days. 5 weeks ago:
Let’s tell them if they don’t swallow it’s not gay.
- Comment on Needs a wedding ring 1 month ago:
There
- Comment on Try again 1 month ago:
- Comment on TBH it's a really good deal. 1 month ago:
Both correct, sorry I’m an idiot.
- Comment on TBH it's a really good deal. 1 month ago:
They have to prepare it rather than just rinse them and throw them in a pot whole.
I prefer the head on, adds more flavor. Also kind of like a crawdads it’s easier to peel with it’s head attached. Pinch, twist, pull.
- Comment on splendid 1 month ago:
- Comment on Yarr 1 month ago:
What shall we do with a drunken sailor Early in the morning?
(Chorus) Way hay, and up she rises, Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor, (Chorus)
Put him in a longboat till he’s sober, (Chorus)
Stick him in a barrel with a hosepipe on him, (Chorus)
Put him in the bed with the captain’s daughter, (Chorus)
That’s what we do with a drunken sailor, (Chorus)
- Comment on ...will continue until... 1 month ago:
That’s the employees sanity in the middle.
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 3 comments
- Comment on X-Files '90s promo shoot 1 month ago:
Gillian Anderson still makes anything sexy. 57 year old Gillian Anderson makes me feel tingly in my groin region.
Of course my tastes age with me.
- Comment on X-Files '90s promo shoot 1 month ago:
- Comment on X-Files '90s promo shoot 1 month ago:
Kind of makes sense for Duchovny since he recently did the Red Shoe Diaries right before being cast for X-Files. Showtime softcore porn.
- Comment on There's a trick to it... 1 month ago:
Holy shit same, I put it off for a long time because of the hate. Maybe it was shit, but I don’t have a lot of complaints and now it’s got me hooked like digital crack.
I did play the shit out of Vemintide many moons ago, so shooty co-ops must be my kink.
- Comment on Sunday update from the Prime Radiant 1 month ago:
More PG image of “The Marauder” from Evil Dead Rise.
What I pictured in my head, not just one person. But a bunch of people fused together cranking out posts, like that thing. I’d probably not look it up unless you want to be grossed out.
- Comment on Sunday update from the Prime Radiant 1 month ago:
Obviously I’m being hyperbolic, but it does feel like this sometimes.
I dig the culture, I think the dozens of you out there are fine people and I appreciate the tone the majority has established of being open-minded and inclusive.
- Comment on Sunday update from the Prime Radiant 1 month ago:
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- Comment on I'm both people 1 month ago:
A straight jacket in the summer makes sense for some.
- Comment on Best wishes 1 month ago:
Do you want Cthulhus, because this is how you’ll get Cthulhus.
- Submitted 1 month ago to [deleted] | 1 comment
- Comment on Should I consult a doctor? 1 month ago:
Great reminder, going to have to throw that on later. Tis the season of goth metal.
