MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on This Is Why I Sit Down To Pee Pee 3 hours ago:
I feel this, also if I just can’t squeeze anything out there is this additional awkward thought process.
When do I put it away? Will they know I didn’t pee? Should I shake it to pretend I peed? Oh God there is a child next to me. Now everyone will think I am pretending to pee to see this child’s weiner. I can’t step away now. I’ll just have to wait until the room is empty.
the bathroom never empties out, I die there.
- Comment on 8 hours ago:
Honestly it’s just a troll trying to trick you into his troll hole.
- Submitted 2 days ago to videos@lemmy.world | 0 comments
- Comment on Hey hey hey looks like I am in now 🥳 5 days ago:
Poor souls. Only seeing a bunch of posts from the admin talking about how they love the smell of their own farts and scolding them for not appreciating the aroma.
- Comment on My world has just been shattered 5 days ago:
Huh, that’s why there was a third.
- Comment on My world has just been shattered 5 days ago:
Wait so those old VHS tapes I used to jerk off to? That would mean my parents didn’t love each other.
- Comment on A Space Odyssey 2026 6 days ago:
Thanks, that’s a nice compliment. I only do this sporadically when work is slow.
- Submitted 6 days ago to [deleted] | 13 comments
- Comment on Hop on brother 1 week ago:
WHAT WAS THAT BROTHER?! YOU ARE VALID AND SO IS YOUR OPINION! BUT WITH ALL THIS HOG CRANKING IT’S HARD TO HEAR!
- Comment on The edibles didn't wear off. 1 week ago:
Didn’t know the lion tamer bit…
Christopher Walken is multifarious
- Comment on The edibles didn't wear off. 1 week ago:
“Weapon of Choice” by Fatboy Slim
- Submitted 1 week ago to [deleted] | 8 comments
- Comment on Jimothy skittering into our hearts 1 week ago:
Here’s another version I made.
- Comment on Xbox live days were wild 1 week ago:
The only girl I kissed was your mom, with my pee pee, son?
- Comment on Rumors of his death have been greatly exaggerated 1 week ago:
- Comment on So majestic! 2 weeks ago:
My cat has a fat pouch that swings back and forth. So are they really that different?
- Comment on ACAB, bite the system! 2 weeks ago:
This is apparently 200lbs. Looks like it could take a whole damn head off actually.
- Comment on ACAB, bite the system! 2 weeks ago:
Probably not the tortoise in the picture, since they are herbivores. But certainly a species of snapping turtle, top of the list would be an alligator snapping turtle. I wouldn’t doubt it could rip off an entire limb.
Read up on those monsters. They can live up to 200 years in extreme cases, they found one with a musket shot still in it from the civil war area.
- Comment on ACAB, bite the system! 2 weeks ago:
This guy gets it
- Submitted 2 weeks ago to [deleted] | 15 comments
- Comment on Setvo-Mitch 2 weeks ago:
I like corn, it’s got the juice.
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 6 comments
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 8 comments
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
I do like physical media, but my gripe about the switch is the damn size of the cartridges.
I got kids and trying to keep track of those itty bitty carts is a constant annoyance. I can’t even get them to keep their fucking shoes in the right spot and those are 100x bigger.
I wish they’d consider that, not because they need to be but just for durability and keeping track of them.
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
I foresee a future of jail broken PlayStations and games on flash drives. Raise the sails me mateys!
- Comment on 3 weeks ago:
We just need to return to these bad boys.
- Comment on You know who you are 🫶🏻 3 weeks ago:
Like when you suck your own dick, that’s masturbation. Technically that clones dick is your dick too? Sure it’s attached to another meat pilot, but it’s exactly the same dick.
- Comment on Counting on you to keep it going 3 weeks ago:
ಠ_ಠ
- Comment on On Copilot, the logo for Analyst looks like anal beads. 3 weeks ago:
The designer must have just pulled that icon out of their ass.
- Submitted 3 weeks ago to [deleted] | 2 comments
