MeatPilot
@MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on What next, power supply shortages? 2 days ago:
And my AUX!
- Comment on High value 1 week ago:
Yeah I’ve had a prominent widows peak since my hair grew in. Lot of comments about how I looked like Dracula or Eddie Munster. Got bad enough I tried shaving it in highschool, which honestly looked way way worse.
Morale of the story, men can have different hairlines that are not straight across. Just own it.
- Comment on True evil 1 week ago:
I got yah, just send me $1,000 in bitcoin if it was worth the fap.
- Comment on My tender eyes and ears 1 week ago:
Trying to focus on my second screen with mature gay porn playing on it instead.
- Comment on Leather Dad(dy) 1 week ago:
Gimli: Never thought I’d get violated sitting side-by-side with an Elf.
Legolas: How about getting violated with a friend?
Gimli: Aye. I could do that.
- Comment on Leather Dad(dy) 1 week ago:
- Comment on 🐍 🐦 🪹 1 week ago:
You can’t get to her eggs that way.
- Comment on Cooler than 90% of us Lemmy folk 3 weeks ago:
Close
- Comment on Fireworks go boom! 3 weeks ago:
Pokemon Go up my butt.
- Comment on Attitudes 4 weeks ago:
US version:
I’m here for a paycheck and insurance so I can afford medication to not die.
Oh yeah and the coffee is free. I can’t afford a cup of coffee everyday because I have a high medical deductible, daycare expenses, mortgage, and a car payment that adds up to about $60,000 a year from my yearly income of $65,000 gross before taxes. My government takes the rest and puts it into the military piggy bank, says fuck everyone else and I eat ramen noodles every night.
All so I can stay alive, put my kids somewhere well I work, not live on the street, and drive to my piece of shit job.
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- Comment on Alas! 1 month ago:
Per my last email…
- Comment on Bread mold 1 month ago:
I ate moldy bread by accident once. Didn’t see the side with the mold until after I made the sandwich, I was also high. That one time and tiny amount was one of the most horrible things I’ve put in my mouth. Spit it out immediately and had PTSD about moldy bread ever since. If I see a tiny bit forming that shit is not going near my mouth, the whole bag is gone.
Really don’t understand how anyone could “eat around it” or even eat other slices in the pack. Bread is really cheap, just throw it away. Don’t play Russian roulette with foods.
- Comment on Winding down my day off the right way 1 month ago:
You want keyboard mold!
- Comment on Read it in a southern accent, it'll makes sense 1 month ago:
Just don’t flush the toilet and it’s a reusable hand wash station.
- Comment on Someone should put the 63 actual humans who are still MAGA on suicide watch after this past several days. 1 month ago:
Let’s tell them if they don’t swallow it’s not gay.
- Comment on Needs a wedding ring 2 months ago:
There
- Comment on Try again 2 months ago:
- Comment on TBH it's a really good deal. 2 months ago:
Both correct, sorry I’m an idiot.
- Comment on TBH it's a really good deal. 2 months ago:
They have to prepare it rather than just rinse them and throw them in a pot whole.
I prefer the head on, adds more flavor. Also kind of like a crawdads it’s easier to peel with it’s head attached. Pinch, twist, pull.
- Comment on splendid 2 months ago:
- Comment on Yarr 2 months ago:
What shall we do with a drunken sailor Early in the morning?
(Chorus) Way hay, and up she rises, Early in the morning!
Shave his belly with a rusty razor, (Chorus)
Put him in a longboat till he’s sober, (Chorus)
Stick him in a barrel with a hosepipe on him, (Chorus)
Put him in the bed with the captain’s daughter, (Chorus)
That’s what we do with a drunken sailor, (Chorus)
- Comment on ...will continue until... 2 months ago:
That’s the employees sanity in the middle.
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- Comment on X-Files '90s promo shoot 2 months ago:
Gillian Anderson still makes anything sexy. 57 year old Gillian Anderson makes me feel tingly in my groin region.
Of course my tastes age with me.
- Comment on X-Files '90s promo shoot 2 months ago:
- Comment on X-Files '90s promo shoot 2 months ago:
Kind of makes sense for Duchovny since he recently did the Red Shoe Diaries right before being cast for X-Files. Showtime softcore porn.
- Comment on There's a trick to it... 2 months ago:
Holy shit same, I put it off for a long time because of the hate. Maybe it was shit, but I don’t have a lot of complaints and now it’s got me hooked like digital crack.
I did play the shit out of Vemintide many moons ago, so shooty co-ops must be my kink.
- Comment on Sunday update from the Prime Radiant 2 months ago:
More PG image of “The Marauder” from Evil Dead Rise.
What I pictured in my head, not just one person. But a bunch of people fused together cranking out posts, like that thing. I’d probably not look it up unless you want to be grossed out.
