Energy Vampire

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• SailorFuzz@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  As if I would ever talk to my neighbors let alone have their phone numbers to text.

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  • dudeface@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I have occasionally gone upstairs to call my neighbours cunts and to stop making noise

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  • funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    my dude Quentin on my east side is a solid dude. retired older gentleman, carries a gun and a sword, we chat about our gardens, but I don’t know any of my other neighbors.

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• butwhyishischinabook@anarchist.nexus ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Please Jesus fewer Facebook memes, I’m begging you.

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  • tempest@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Best I can do is more minion memes

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    • lolrightythen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      As long as its quiet. I’m tryna sleep

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  • dreamkeeper@literature.cafe ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    This isn’t even what an energy vampire is.

    An energy vampire would hang out in his neighbor’s driveway completely uninvited while the neighbor works on his car and ramble on and on about random inane shit.

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  • spicehoarder@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Asking return_of_chippy to stop reposting their Facebook timeline to Lemmy is like asking Miss Frizzle not to go on another field trip.

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    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Exactly

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  • Blackfeathr@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah most of the posters on this community don’t seem to understand what actually funny shitposting is. Most of the memes here are boomer-tier at best.

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    • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Thank you

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  • Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Thank you

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• Pissmidget@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Fucking Dick Byrne…

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  • radiouser@crazypeople.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Useless priest - can’t say mass.

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  • Dojan@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    That can not be a real name.

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    • Pissmidget@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s the name of the character. The arch nemesis of Father Ted in the series by the same name.

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• Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Some people are just dickheads

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  • BooBees@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Some dickheads are just people

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    • tetris11@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Some justice are dick peeps

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• notabot@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Text it to both people. See who gets home first.

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