Knife horse

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• OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Make sure the knife has a hilt or the horse risks self injury. A lot of amateur killers don’t know how hard it is to stab a body and their hands slip on the handle causing cuts on their hands. Rule 1 is never leave your DNA at the scene.

  Source: watched Forensics Files like 3 times through.

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• OrangeXJam@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I see you’ve played knifey horsey before.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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    Introducing the Knife Horse horse knife. It’s knives and horses all the way down.

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    • diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I though this was a shitpost and that the handles were actually rocket engine fumes

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• scytale@piefed.zip ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ok I genuinely blew air out of my nose harder than usual with this one. Thanks.

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Look at my horse, my horse is so stabby, give it a lick! MMM! It tastes like Damascus.

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  • kadotux@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Omg core memories unlocked

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Et tu, Weebl?

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Rocks back and forth for slightly too long

      No.

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      WHAT’S THE CHARGE? EATING A DELICIOUS KENYAN SUPPER?

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I love the absurdity of it. Two Sentence Horror can get pretty cringey at times, although I love it when it’s done well.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    but dad…

    we firmly but politely show them the door!!!

    so, we have this cool door my dad likes me to show people when they don’t like steak

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I prefer /r/TwoSentenceCringe. The stories are much more relatable.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Thanks for the recommendation!

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I think I would be so baffled by the horse talking that I wouldn’t even notice the knife

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨17⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    That’s how they get you.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  “No one can talk to a horse, of course.”

  “Hello, I’m Mr. Ed.”

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is the horse made of knives, a knife itself, or merely a horse that wields knives? This matters.

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• MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  When Tina Belcher becomes Teena the dark drama girlie.

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• whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Just trick the horse to fall asleep by reading from a book about compiler design and LA/LR parsers

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Comedy horror is still horror.🤷

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