Knife horse

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I see you’ve played knifey horsey before.

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  • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    Introducing the Knife Horse horse knife. It’s knives and horses all the way down.

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    • diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I though this was a shitpost and that the handles were actually rocket engine fumes

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    • galacticbackhoe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      “Holds up to 3 knife horses”

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    We have nothing to fear from knife horse when we carry our 🎵 Knife Wrench! 🎵 (fun for kids)

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• OrangeXJam@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Look at my horse, my horse is so stabby, give it a lick! MMM! It tastes like Damascus.

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  • kadotux@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Omg core memories unlocked

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  • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Et tu, Weebl?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      WHAT’S THE CHARGE? EATING A DELICIOUS KENYAN SUPPER?

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    • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Rocks back and forth for slightly too long

      No.

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• Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I love the absurdity of it. Two Sentence Horror can get pretty cringey at times, although I love it when it’s done well.

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  • restingOface@quokk.au ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I prefer /r/TwoSentenceCringe. The stories are much more relatable.

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    • Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Thanks for the recommendation!

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  • Siethron@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I put one in there that was removed because the mod was incapable of extrapolation.

    It was along the lines of: " It turns out humans aren’t born with souls but rather grow them. Unfortunately that was the point"

    If you don’t get it, think of why humans grow things. To me the realization of what the sentences are about adds to the horror. But the mod was just like “there’s nothing scary about this” and told me to join the discord for advice.

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    • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Strong start, but “that was the point” adds little extra information. The subject of the point needs more exposition.

      • “Unfortunately sometimes they grow too big”

      • “Unfortunately Steve’s was cancerous”

      • “Unfortunately they need the right food”

      Etc.

      That said, the quality of the submission is not for the overzealous Mod to rule on. It should certainly have been posted, at the minimum for others to critique and improve.

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    • some_random_nick@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Idk, it didn’t sound scary but rather confusing. Are you implying something made us purely as a vessel/pot where they can plant a soul so that it may grow for them to use later? Like War of the Worlds (movie) style?

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    but dad…

    we firmly but politely show them the door!!!

    so, we have this cool door my dad likes me to show people when they don’t like steak

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• lenabee@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My husband giggled and said “Send that to me.”

  This is the highest honor a meme can receive in our home.

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• aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “No one can talk to a horse, of course.”

  “Hello, I’m Mr. Ed.”

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• scytale@piefed.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ok I genuinely blew air out of my nose harder than usual with this one. Thanks.

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• hperrin@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is the horse made of knives, a knife itself, or merely a horse that wields knives? This matters.

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  • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes.

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  • notabot@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    It is a horse made of knifes, in the shape of a knife, that wields knives. It has difficulty getting through screening at airports.

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have some bad news. The horse’s member is actually the knife

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• EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When Tina Belcher becomes Teena the dark drama girlie.

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• OldChicoAle@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Make sure the knife has a hilt or the horse risks self injury. A lot of amateur killers don’t know how hard it is to stab a body and their hands slip on the handle causing cuts on their hands. Rule 1 is never leave your DNA at the scene.

  Source: watched Forensics Files like 3 times through.

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  • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hoof hands(feet?) keep horse criminals safer. What I want to know is where do they keep the knife?

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I think I would be so baffled by the horse talking that I wouldn’t even notice the knife

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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    That’s how they get you.

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• MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Comedy horror is still horror.🤷

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  • PattyMcB@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Funny and scary because I’m watching Willy’s Wonderland right now!

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• whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Just trick the horse to fall asleep by reading from a book about compiler design and LA/LR parsers

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