Apytele
@Apytele@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on What are some video game quotes that is stuck in your head? 1 hour ago:
“They have taken you from the Imperial City’s prison, first by carriage and now by boat, to the east, to Morrowind. Fear not, for I am watchful. You, have been chosen.”
- Comment on Poll reveals the amount of Brits who would take weight-loss jabs for free on NHS 1 day ago:
Gym doesn’t help the weight issue. You gain weight in the gym, you lose it in the kitchen.
- Videos that try to convince women that people are putting in advanced spycraft techniques to kidnap them.youtube.com ↗Submitted 3 days ago to mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world | 6 comments
- Comment on Two kind of YouTubers 5 days ago:
See if lemmy had the user base of reddit there would be ten more of this comment but each with a different YouTuber.
- Comment on Covfefe 6 days ago:
It’s not forgetting, it’s measuring with your heart.
- Comment on Two kind of YouTubers 6 days ago:
And Karen repeatedly murdered all of the foster children she adopted over that six year timeframe by skinning them and feeding them to the local geese. Her neighbor began noticing about 2 years in that the children would all go missing within weeks of arrival. Over the next 4 years this neighbor filed multiple complaints with the police, CPS, and the foster care agency, but all of them just said the children probably ran away. It turned out this was because Karen’s grand-step-aunt twice removed was head of the city hall floral arrangement sub-comittee…
- Comment on Colours of Blood 3 weeks ago:
Nah. Weirdly enough it was the character with the arthropod features I was investigating the concept for but now I wonder if I should’ve done that for the illithid so I might look into that. It was important for the other character because the actual arthropod features (wings) are missing by the time of the story so it was going to be one of the “hints” that they had her labeled as the wrong species but first of all it just didn’t fit creatively, it was much too overt to the extent it didn’t even make logical sense for the mixup to happen but also as you see here the science doesn’t follow either it’s only spiders and the like that have it.
- Comment on Colours of Blood 3 weeks ago:
I knew about the hemocyanin because I was trying to figure out if one of the characters in my tentacle porn should have blue blood but decided against it. Cool to learn about the others too though.
- Comment on Trump cosplaying 4 weeks ago:
THANK YOU.
It’s not gross because he’s not wearing gloves, it’s gross because he probably never washes his hands after digging in his ass all day.
Get your reasons this man is disgusting straight people!
- Comment on hard to argue with 4 weeks ago:
<3
- Comment on hard to argue with 4 weeks ago:
Randal Munroe is still my celebrity crush.
- Comment on hard to argue with 4 weeks ago:
It’s been a minute but iirc she was liberal and female so I think it was good. It wasn’t the highlight of wild shit I did though I’m usually the weirdo wherever I go.
- Comment on hard to argue with 4 weeks ago:
When in Rome do as the Romans do. In highschool I wrote an abortion focused “Modest Proposal” suggesting that men be forced to donate anatomical gifts (blood, skin, organs, etc) to their progeny to equalize the physical labor of men and women in procreation. The increased gravity of such a gift is balanced by the lower liklihood of its necessity. I came at it from every angle and took the argument to its most exaggeratedly ridiculous extent; Swift would’ve been proud.
- Comment on hard to argue with 4 weeks ago:
God also gave men prostates capable of stimulating them to climax and what could be more beautiful than a man getting railed up the ass?
- Comment on Anon's body is a machine 1 month ago:
I actually love this comment and this style of humor and wanted you to know that I’m absolutely chuffed.
- Comment on Anon's body is a machine 1 month ago:
For poop:
- the bristol stool scale
- and your frequency (anywhere from daily to weekly is normal and varies a lot person to person so learn your normal)
- can vary a lot so that’s less important but here’s a few common ones other than brown:
- bright red. This is a small amount of blood and from very close to the exit so it’s not great but you’ll be fine. Be nicer to your butthole though: stop eating taco bell and use more lube. Maybe put some A&D on the outside until it stops doing that.
- dark black like tar. This is what a lot of blood from very deep in you looks like. Go to the ER immediately.
- light grey / white. This means your liver isn’t putting old trash red blood cells into your poop like it’s supposed to and you should go to the ER immediately and find out why not and where it’s putting them instead.
For piss:
- should be light yellow “straw” color and clear
- not cloudy and DEFINITELY never chunky. -Also should not be a syrupy consistency, I’ve legit seen diabetics pissing and it looks like they’re pouring syrup into the toilet also that’s how you get horrible bladder infections bacteria love that sugar.
- You should also pee about 4-10 times daily and it can vary a lot depending on how much you’re drinking and how much you’re losing other ways like sweating or vomiting.
- if your pee turns a little dark throughout the day that’s fine and you just need to drink more water.
- if your pee suddenly turns dark brown go to the ER.
- beets have a dye that can change pee color and that’s harmless
- some medications can change your pee color and sometimes that’s fine and sometimes it’s bad talk to your doctor about it but for example
- pyridium turns it red and that’s fine
- I can never remember which b vitamin but it makes your piss super bright yellow and so people use it to help fake drug tests because it makes their urine look less dilute when casually observed. They’ll be able to tell what you did if they look closer though.
- Comment on In songs sung in English, a word ending with "t" followed by "you" sometimes makes the "you" sound like "chew". Does this happen in other languages with different words/sounds? 1 year ago:
