Apytele

@Apytele@sh.itjust.works

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon's date has a third degree burn⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Ota (open to air) is actually really common wound care advice. Wound care nursing is a pretty big specialty (like it requires a master’s and extra school) and most of the time they roll up on the unit and tell the patient to gently wash it then stop touching it. They tell me it’s not worth it to dress a lot of wounds because it actually traps bacteria.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon tries stand-up comedy⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Reasons I don’t do standup:

  I was born with a nuchal cord times 4 that means umbilical cord wrapped around my neck 4 times. So really if you think about it, I’ve been trying to kill myself longer than I’ve been alive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Is there a name for the smell or sensation experienced right before dawn?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Also cancer and congenital autoimmune disorders.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨BLT⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I’m actually feeling ok for just this one last night. I had a patient get more physically ill than they really should be on a psych unit but not so much I completely couldn’t handle it workout the charge nurse making all the phone calls. The patient was actually super grateful the whole time and their condition improved a lot which was a nice change of pace. Dayshift was pissed but not at me, and there’s just something deeply satisfying about knowing the hospitalist is about to get verbally fisted for not admitting your patient to medical (as they should, there was a lot more luck involved in my success than is generally advisable in a hospital setting). I’m really, really good at holding a crisis together until sunrise, but at my last job they forgot how good I was to the extent that they stopped realizing it was me putting all the fires out, and eventually they forgot the fires even existed. It’s only been six months so we’ll see but so far but them telling me the hospitalist boutta find out about our unit manager is… nice. It’s just nice.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon goes on a first date⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Honestly I loved anime growing up but I went on a date with a guy in college who spent the entire date talking about anime in a manner that communicated his big tit fetish on the first date. Like. I would have loved talking about Inuyasha or fma among a few others I remembered really enjoying. But nope. Anime tiddies. So when I read this I’m like… Are you sure it was the anime dude or was it maybe actually something tangentially related to the anime?

  Otoh if it really truly was the anime anon dodged a bullet anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨What realistically would happen if someone came back to life from the dead ?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  As others have stated, you’re still going to have to define dead, and you’re going to have to define the question of what happens. I suspect up may not actually have any specifications for either and are just having fun thinking up and about random shit (that’s not a dig; I share this hobby).

  But for the sake of further discussion, let’s add a few more specific (but non-limiting) questions just to help the discussion along.

  I’m going to exclude cases where they’re already deeply buried or cremated because the obvious answer is “stay there” with the exception of a purely magic related situation where their body just spontaneously recorporeates somewhere? What would be the social consequences to that, how would people react, and what would happen to any property they left behind? This actually raises a lot of other questions related to the social dynamics such as:

  • how would the people immediately around them react.
  • what proof would people need to believe it?
  • are they still on the hook for their student and medical debt
  • would it likely start a new religion and how would the existing religions feel about it from most to least happy?

  There’s also some physical questions such as how much skin, muscle, brain, and other organ breakdown would have occurred and which part would have the most damage.

  There’s questions about whether or not they’re likely to have experienced something spiritual (including what we DO know about near-death experiences like the commonality of a peaceful feeling or spiritual experiences.

  I gave no great answers to any of these and additionally encourage others to ask similar hypothetical details to ask about.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disgusting money driven mindset⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  One of the few advantages to my chosen field is that my experience level in my specialty means I’m in demand enough that recruiters will just message me on places like linkedin and indeed so I’ve started putting my status as open to work and just constantly neg them and their job listings like “you listed a salary but it’s a really wide range what does that look like for ten years of experience” then when they give a shitty response or I just run out of questions to neg with I block them. a) it’s super fun and b) this is my community service to help new grads. Giving back to the community and all.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Do you think I'll get a reply?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  To me honestly lust is just lying about sex. Being poly when a partner tells me they had somebody over to fuck while I’ve been on my 3 day work stretch I’m like high five buddy get it but finding a dating app on their phone I didn’t know about or intimate texts I didn’t know about or that they cut into my time with them and told me they were sick or working when they were with another person are all not ok. Same thing when I’ve made relationship fuckups it was never really the having sex with someone else specifically it was that I was doing that after saying I was willing to be monogamous and not fessing up when I realized I couldn’t be.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Checking in⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In songs sung in English, a word ending with "t" followed by "you" sometimes makes the "you" sound like "chew". Does this happen in other languages with different words/sounds?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩: