Apytele
@Apytele@sh.itjust.works
- Comment on Anons text isn't green but that's far from the worst. 4 days ago:
Oh, yeah I’ve spent 15ish years trying to make my teenage tentacle porn fic make sense. I have the entire ending mapped out and a few random scenes drafted if you want more after you’re done.
- Comment on Anons text isn't green but that's far from the worst. 5 days ago:
If you’re curious but I haven’t got to the porn yet and the first third or so is… somewhat violent (idk it seems like a normal amount of violence to me but other people tell me that’s just because my childhood was fucked up and 0 violence is the normal amount of violence for most people…) Anyway they’ll probably feel each other up at some point in the next few chapters but they probably won’t fuck for like 10-20 more it’s a pretty slow burn antagonism to partnership dealio
- Comment on Anons text isn't green but that's far from the worst. 5 days ago:
Why I gotta see this when I’m just trying to write honest to good d&d CONSENTacle porn?
- Comment on Anon talks to stacy 1 week ago:
Fake: girl hitting on anon.
Gay: op doesn’t understand that the girl is hitting on him.
- Comment on Anon hates new slang 1 week ago:
Oh no it gets flung around plenty in report and with your work besties. Some of it is commiseration about unpleasant patients, but it’s also practically helpful to describe the background to float nurses or nurses new to the unit that the patient has some kind of long running problem whether it’s financial or cognitive-emotional that’s preventing them from managing their problems properly outpatient. But when you go to write that practical concept (of a patient who has a stable and predictable hospital course with a treatment plan that evolves minimally over multiple hospitalizations) you write “known to us.”
- Comment on Anon hates new slang 1 week ago:
Oh and fun fact, the professional way to say “frequent flyer” (for like written documentation or over the phone to other units and such) is “known / well known to me/us.” So for instance “Mr Doe is well known to us from previous admissions to this unit with the last date of discharge being 3 days ago.”
- Comment on Anon had a nightmare 1 week ago:
I’ve got a pretty long post history here if you’re that interested and I’m on masto but I do periodically delete everything but the last six months or so for privacy reasons.
- Comment on Anon had a nightmare 1 week ago:
Mine was an abandoned mall with half the lights dead and people shambling around aimlessly. There was a guy sitting by a door with a curtain on it and he asked if I would go in and help him with some math problems. Seemed sus as hell but I was kinda curious so I peeked behind the curtain and it was just a black void no floor or anything. Wished him luck and went back towards the lobby. There was a giant upside down cross on the wall and I was like oh hey it’s the cross of St Peter and everybody turned to me suddenly looking really pissed off and then I woke up.
- Comment on Anon hates new slang 1 week ago:
Nah that’s usually just because beer is liquid bread
- Comment on Anon hates new slang 1 week ago:
I just want scrubs but in Arkham asylum.
- Comment on Anon hates new slang 1 week ago:
Have avoided it. I’ve had coworkers say it gave them flashbacks.
- Comment on Anon hates new slang 1 week ago:
It’s called ascites and looks like this
spoiler
And they do something called Paracentesis for it which looks like this and the amount of fluid that comes off is often somewhat of a “big fish story” for nurses similar to giant objects removed from rectums. No
- Comment on Anon joins girl's night 2 weeks ago:
It’s too late OP is already a lesbian.
- Comment on Anon was a cub scout 4 weeks ago:
so, so many things
- Comment on Anon was a cub scout 4 weeks ago:
2and (afaik)
- Comment on Anon was a cub scout 4 weeks ago:
My mother asked my sister if she was trans because a cub scout leader molested her.
- Comment on Anon reflects on a mistake 4 weeks ago:
See I was a teenage girl reading RimmerxLister on FF.net under the Christmas tree so my main takeaway from this is that “men are just more visual” is just what gets the male porn addicts caught.
- Comment on Anon gets in a bad mood 1 month ago:
You’ll get a similar adrenaline / endorphin combo hit with much less lasting harm to your body if you run or do jumping jacks for five minutes.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
oooh that’s a thought. I thought it was gonna be more like what their poop / excretions smell like because maybe some of them smell like those things they don’t like but now I’m wondering if it’s the other way around?
- Comment on Keep them secret 1 month ago:
Yeah like. I’ll google stuff on his phone if it’s within reach and mine’s not but like. I’m not combing through his messages or anything that seems exhausting.
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
The good bit from the article (not that the methodology isn’t interesting):
What mosquitoes did – and didn’t – like
Each species showed clear preferences when it came to the odors and skin bacteria.
Aedes aegypti showed a slight preference for men over women, while the other two mosquito species did not discriminate on the basis of sex. The reasons for this are not clear, and the differences in odors and skin microbes between men and women were too great for us to tease out any individual factors driving mosquito attraction.
Aedes aegypti preferred people that had less of certain odors like cyclic alcohols, which are ingredients in some fragrances and cosmetic products. But they were attracted to people on whom Staphylococcus bacteria was more abundant. Meanwhile, lower attraction was associated with certain Pseudomonas bacteria.
Aedes albopictus was a little less picky, preferring people with plenty of odors. They particularly sought out people with high amounts of organic compounds called ketones. One of their favorite ketones was mesityl oxide, which has a sweet, honeylike odor. These mosquitoes also preferred people with more skin microbes, particularly when bacteria like Streptococcus intermedius and Anaercoccus octavius were in higher abundance.
But they also avoided certain bacteria, like the Mogibacterium genus. We suspect that these bacteria may produce odors that these mosquitoes don’t like.
Much like Aedes aegypti, Culex quinquefasciatus picked participants that had fewer odors overall. They were attracted to monoterpenes like alpha-pinene, which are organic compounds often found in essential oils.
Interestingly, there were no bacteria that were associated with high attraction for Culex quinquefasciatus, but there was a high abundance of the bacteria genus Actinomyces on the participants that were low attraction to these mosquitoes.
The results weren’t all differences: Some odors and bacteria were attractive across all three species. For example, all three were attracted to participants with the odor chemical ethyl 2-methylbutanoate, a fruity scent often found in fragrances. And all three species were less attracted to participants with lots of the odor 1-penten-3-ol, a chemical typically used in fresh- or crisp-scented products.
We also found that some skin bacteria were attractive across all three species. For example, people with more Corynebacterium kefirresidentii living on their skin were highly attractive to all the mosquitoes.
- Comment on now you're worth 1 month ago:
You know what’s an underrated ship? Rick Sanchez and Stanford Pines.
- Comment on Anon questions the epidemic 1 month ago:
In fact sex being used as the indicator is actually a clue to one of the largest contributors. There’s a very wide reaching assumption that men should get most of their emotional support from their female partner. This is often very stressful to the female partner and is a fragile way to meet a basic need; if she gets sick or dies he’s probably not far behind her. Men need to learn how to compliment and hug each other. It’s 2026 ffs.
- Comment on why im switching up my deanposting 1 month ago:
Should’ve also had “I’m a teenage boy trying to impress his girlfriend in the passenger seat.”
- Comment on [deleted] 1 month ago:
You know, most multicellular organisms don’t have a vagina, but most of them DO have an anus. Something to think about.
- Comment on SBA #227 Sins and Virtues 1 month ago:
Chris Hansen corrupting evidence. I’m serious having worked with child sex offenders I find most people’s hatred to be either slightly performative or just as an excuse to hate someone lesser (not that they’re wrong) but in a way that prevents the label from being applied accurately and prevents the actual victims from receiving justice.
- Comment on Knife horse 1 month ago:
That’s how they get you.
- Comment on Hazelnut 1 month ago:
- Comment on Food served to US service men & women. 1 month ago:
I was gonna say, if your other options are poverty / prison, this isn’t actually a bad deal practically speaking. Not gonna get into the ethics of military service other than to say blaming individuals for trying to escape poverty isn’t the answer. When I teach about chronic institutionalization in a psychiatric context, the military is one of the susceptible demographics alongside prison and long term hospitalization.
- Comment on What should I do about my family? 1 month ago:
Get as much support out of them as you can stomach. Try to at least graduate a trade school if you can. Use them to get to a point where you can reliably pay your own rent and other bills needed for daily life. Then move to a new address and change your number and don’t tell them the new ones.
