You know, random ass thought…
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If something so simple as sitting wrong can have a lasting negative impact, I’m pretty sure most people don’t masturbate right according to the experts.
true friend
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Tudsamfa@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 5 hours ago
This is why I love my drug dealer. No judgement from them.
HeroHelck@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 hours ago
Who needs to brush your teeth anyways? I’m sure this Woodford Reserve will keep my mouth disinfected .
jwmgregory@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
random as fuck for me to mention here but i actually used to consider woodford reserve my favorite liquor until i bought one of the bigass bottles and a coworker at the time i thought was cool kept threatening to deck me if we didn’t keep taking shots until we went through the entire bottle. i’ve never genuinely thought i was going to die the way i did being collapse on the ground after. seriously thought that was it and i was gonna choke out on vomit or something in a drunken stupor. i did the math once to figure out my BAC that night and i should’ve probably died lmao.
anyway long story short i have a food aversion to the taste and smell of woodford reserve now. any of those cheap honey whiskeys too but that’s a different story for a different time.
tomkatt@lemmy.world 2 hours ago
Has something similar with Bacardi 151 back when I was in college. Me and two friends were playing cards and drinking, losers take a shot. We went through a huge bottle in like 30 mins. I was just utterly blasted, I’d never drink so much in my life. Thought I might die of alcohol poisoning.
I stayed completely sober for like 5 years after that, and some 20 years later I still rarely drink.
REDACTED@infosec.pub 13 hours ago
I only consume foods that contain high amount of PFAS to grow a protection layer around my teeth
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 12 hours ago
Can’t become a leader if you’re not willing to consume lead.
isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de 3 hours ago
teflon coated teeth actually goes hard
chemically inert, slippery to bacteria and food remains, always white
cyrano@piefed.social 12 hours ago
DODOKING38@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Just eat raw liver what could happen
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org 9 hours ago
I wish this didn't hit so close to home.
SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 hours ago
Alcoholism da na na na na
tetris11@lemmy.ml 13 hours ago
Who the hell goes to a nutritionist
Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 hours ago
We used to have a TV nutritionist called Dr Gillian McKeith.
She was later forced to stop advertising herself with the word “doctor”.
I’m sure it was Ben Goldacre who said “Gillian McKeith, or to use her full medical title, Gillian McKeith”
lath@piefed.social 13 hours ago
Avocado toast enthusiasts.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 hours ago
Have you ever actually tried avocado toast? It’s tasty as fuck.
defaultusername@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 hours ago
People who don’t know what a dietician is
HK65@sopuli.xyz 12 hours ago
I guess that is the specific doctor you need to see if you are having nutrition problems, with symptoms like being over or underweight.
So the average person should probs see one in their life.
insomniac@sh.itjust.works 12 hours ago
They’re not a doctor but your doctor might refer you to them. My doctor’s office has one in house.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 10 hours ago
Rickets.
theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 hours ago
We stan a supportive King.
0x0@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
The Predator will make all that irrelevant soon enough.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip 11 hours ago
Insurance guy: you’re always wonderful you know?
pitaya@lemmy.zip 1 hour ago
Cut the toxic people out of your life