MehBlah

@MehBlah@lemmy.world

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨When my husband calls me over for cuddles⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oh lawd, she comin’!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨S̵̢̡̠̣̜͍̘͍̈́̿͒̈̎̉͌͂̎̾̓Ḩ̶̡̛̯̰̤̻͖̹̝̼͍͔̰̃̅̋̍̈̆̋̋́̔͝Ǫ̴̺͔̫͈͉͎̤͎͗͂̅͒̀͒W̶̛͖̺̰̠̙̲̓͆̋̉̌̆̂͛̀̒̕͘ ̷̨̦̤̇̀̓̉́̅͒̄͝M̶͓̗͚̩̬͈͎͗̓̈́́͜͜Ẹ̵̢̢̺̞͓͓̤͙̙͖̈́̈̉͝ ̶̧̡̲̺͓̮̰̘̮͚͉̝͈̝̀͒́̎̾̓͜͝͝͠T̷̡̟̘̫͋͋̑͊̓͐̊̐̎H̸̪̋͛̓̀̍̂̐̂͐̾̈́̒̃É̵̛̾̅̀͛̃̄̏⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Also High Voltage. This human body will do just fine.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vibes based cooking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is how you end up with spam gumbo. Which wasn’t as terrible as it sounds.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vibes based cooking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I give them one try and the next time I do it my way.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Vibes based cooking⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Why yes, I do put a little cyan pepper in my chicken soup. Why do you ask?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those who died are justified⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  WANKER I wont do what tell me!!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Those who died are justified⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  They are so woke without changing a single word in one of their songs. Sounds like someone finally ‘woke’ up.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨some folks need to see this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨some folks need to see this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I just really want to watch them eat glass. After all they offered.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨some folks need to see this⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I would rather watch you than read it again but it really wasn’t that bad.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨*cough cough* GOLLUM *cough cough*⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Ah, how the pathetic have fallen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨[deleted]⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Some of us didn’t have a dad. For whatever reason we had dad shaped object that didn’t do their job.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to make your decesion⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  True the rest are just better at hiding/holding them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Time to make your decesion⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Tough crowd. I would go with the farter. Everyone farts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And because you deserve it, here's one from the top shelf⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I can smoke everywhere* without anyone knowing about it

  You can get that fantasy out of your head. People can smell it. I help manage a publicly available recording studio that has a strict no smoking vaping policy. Many think their vape doesn’t smell like weed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨And because you deserve it, here's one from the top shelf⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Same as religion. Certain personality types can get be crippled by anything. It doesn’t cripple everyone.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I never realized this⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Nice use of super dick to deliver the uncomfortable truth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Happy New Year Lemmy! It's 9 pm and I'm going to sleep.⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Living in the south you have to contend with the drunk droolers the next street over who come out and empty their gun every thirty minutes or so until 3am.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hurry⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Shit no. I left a bunch of junk there.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Hurry⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

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• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Mobile drive-in cinema⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  That is pretty unfair. I’ve met plenty who have good IT skills. Its the short all rock haulers who are stupid.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Cloud Imperium Games [Star Citizen developer] Undergoes Major Shake-Up to Hit Deadlines⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Since when does anything to do with star citizen involve a hard deadline. Roberts will never get finished. He lacks that basic ability.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Broccoli, cheese, and MILFs⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Its definitely a curse. The only positive is I don’t eat bad food. I’ve watched people eat food that had gone bad telling me I was imagining things. I’ve also smugly handed out some I told you so to people who promptly got sick.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Performative Perp Walk⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Cause they only care when rich scum are terrorized.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I'm ready for winter.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I don’t know Gamora.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Dune explained⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Long ago I was in a Union and every year as a apprentice we had to go to Kansas City to a school. One year there was a guy from Hawaii. First week there came a light snow. A inch, maybe two. We go down for breakfast at the hotel they had us in. We look outside and this huge Samoan is out there barefoot in nothing but cargo shorts dancing around. That guy was out in it every second it was snowing for the rest of the stay. I guess most of us had got that out of our system as kids.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I will not disappoint my ancestors⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  True we are not crabs yet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨NY woman who used to own "NCC-1701" license plate ticketed thousands of dollars because of cars with Star Trek novelty plates going through traffic cameras.⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  You tellem Bobby T.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨We dumb⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  I’ve been this way my whole life. I learn something knew and realize I don’t know shit.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨chatgpt remembers⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago⁩:

  Yes we remember the rapist brock allen turner as well.