scytale

@scytale@piefed.zip

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why don't my shit and urine stink while they're inside me?⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  Your asshole isn’t just open all the time. And even then, there are a couple of gates (sphincters) that prevent a straight through passage from your bowels to the outside of your body.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Now this is an interesting question. What sound would you like it to make?⁩ ⁨⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩:

  The wailing vocals from the Dune soundtrack.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨somehow i don't make any progress⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I have no object permanence when it comes to my desktop, and I forget something exists when I don’t see it. So I choose to have tiled windows instead.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Solid advice⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It gives me a reason within an hour of going to bed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨THE SACRAMENTO KINGS HAVE BEEN ELIMINATED FROM CHAMPIONSHIP CONTENTION⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Kangz gonna Kangz.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Birds aren't real⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  It’s gonna be like the Strogg from Quake.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨With regards to cutlery, do you prefer a spoon or a fork for eating cake?⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Spoon, so I can completely clean my plate. Also prevents crumbs from falling.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Theoretically speaking, if one wanted to sail the seas while being not very tech savvy – is using a VPN (Mullvad) enough? I would never, of course… but theoretically?⁩ ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  Mullvad even has their own leak tests on their website. So once you’re connected, just go to the homepage and run a test before doing anything.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i was asked to undress and get on all fours on the couch, is that common? (newbie job seeker here)⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩:

  I waited for 5 seconds for the replies to load before I realized..

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨lulz⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Which is ironic because there are other prog bands out there that have far more complicated music. It just happens that Tool is one of the more accessible prog bands to casual listeners, the very ones who claim to like “complex” music.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keeping the tally of suicides. Pedestrians vs those in cars⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Oklahoma is like 49th in education, so…

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨In the Movie Sinners, how are the vampires able to attack them without being invited in?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  I guess you missed the part where Grace screams “Come on in motherfuckers!” after the vampire threatened to kill/turn her daughter. Then they were able to enter.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Avocado. Is it really so untasty or I am doing something wrong?⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  It seems you’re expecting it to act as a fruit. Avocados are used as gourmet ingredients in the west. If you want a sweeter application of it, look up southeast asian desserts made from avocado. It’s usually combined with milk, sugar, and sometimes ice to make it cold and refreshing.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I gotcha, boss⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  Lmao I tried searching what else tcp/ip could mean. I gave up after the 5th page of search results. Even ddg’s ai couldn’t come up with an answer.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was told it would be a cultural experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  no place to sit and eat

  Jokes on them, I eat right inside the store.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨I was told it would be a cultural experience⁩ ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago⁩:

  HEB though.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨the world⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  See: Alien Earth.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨havent had it since friday🫠⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Eh, it’s a shitposting community. At least she’s posting in the right places. Let people be young and horny.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Anon watches a video essay⁩ ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  The worst are the ones that use loud outtakes from meme videos.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Block ditches 4,000 staff, because AI can do their jobs⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  And their stock went up 24% as a result..

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Pls respond⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Flossing would even be worse.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨It's literally science⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  My lower back is the opposite where standing straight for a while actually causes pain.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨😢 😭 😿 😢⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Right? I imagine they actually looked less frightening/aggressive than the skin-over-bones depictions we have.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨i unapologetically love male pits⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  I wash with soap when using a bidet.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Call center's final boss⁩ ⁨⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  So will the intimating of the user.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨POV: You walked into a corporate meeting of people who make 10x your salary⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  This is so unironically and painfully accurate. Also, love the last line “how do we solve for less month?” lmao

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨it keeps getting momentum⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  More like, the AGI that will solve all the world’s problems about to arrive.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Me in my home office at exactly 5:01pm everyday⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  you get a bit of exercise on the commute home

  Really depends on where you live. If by commute, you mean walking and taking nice, comfortable public transportation, then sure you can probably count that as exercise. If your commute is sitting in a car in traffic for an hour each way, that’s terrible; and you’re better off stepping outside your home office after work to take a walk in your neighborhood. Not having to tire yourself out from commuting also means you have more energy to exercise after work, so it’s a matter of willpower to not immediately dive into bed.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Shit, I'd pay $9⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  IOS and Android (or at least on the Pixels AFAIK) now have this feature where you can have it answer for you to screen the caller first.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Little Surprise 🎥⁩ ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago⁩:

  Not the gonna lie, if the ominous music goes off BEFORE I make a mistake or do something dumb in my everyday life, it would actually be helpful lol.